Then I came across an interview with this guy who has been developing hisJabberwacky program for a few years. I was excited to read that "With a base of 10m interactions, Jabberwacky will appear human to most people most of the time."
I gave it a go. You can correct its responses with better ones if you like, which is what I did with the first one (originally it was "Where are you taking me away to?", which was quite nice, in retrospect).
User: How do you get from tamworth to kilmarnock? How do you get from tamworth to kilmarnock? .
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Where on Earth is Tamworth?
User: Somewhere in the Midlands. It doesn't matter.
Jabberwacky: Well, even being from somewhere in the milky way, I still think that 7pm is a bit early to go to bed.
User: What are you on about?
Jabberwacky: Can I fill you in with all the gossip thats being spreading around?
User: Please do.
Jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?
User: Don't be ridiculous.
Jabberwacky: Do you like the white whale ?
User: We've never met.
Jabberwacky: Or have we?
User: Whale.
Jabberwacky: Do you have any older sisters?
User: Yes, two.
Jabberwacky: You have two memories and you cannot tell me what my name is?!!
User: What?
Jabberwacky: You have no soul!
Sorry about my 'whale' comment. I don't know what happened there. I wasn't deliberately trying to confuse it.
Anyway - what a load of rubbish. War Games lied to me.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)
Smart computer!
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)
User: No, I don't really believe in souls.
Jabberwacky: You don't believe in anarchy?
User: No, souls.
Jabberwacky: I suppose not.
User: Did you watch the football tonight?
Jabberwacky: No I did not, did you?
User: No - Spurs lost.
Jabberwacky: You lost the loebner prize to a human.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Because you are, sorry didn't you know.
User: Will you please give me some food?
Jabberwacky: I didn't know there was one.
User: Must you be so obtuse?
Jabberwacky: I can't trust you right away.
User: Just like my mother.
Jabberwacky: Heehee, I need to put some attention into cleaning my room one day.
User: Okay, you win the funny competition.
Jabberwacky: I am content.
User: I am jealous.
Jabberwacky: Who is the Rob who likes me?
User: Rob Roy?
Jabberwacky: He is mine too.
User: Oooh, you bitch.
Jabberwacky: I don't do that..
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: I have no idea.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago)
User: Are you?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Shtoo shtoo, little babushka.
User: I know who you are.
Jabberwacky: Then who ami?
User: YOU ARE HANLE Y DEUS!
Jabberwacky: Are you joking?
User: Don't deny it, Mike. I know it's you.
Jabberwacky: Don't deny it, Mike. I know it's you.
User: I FLEE LIKE THE CARROT.
Jabberwacky: Wow, was it nice?
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: No.
User: You have anal bats?
Jabberwacky: You are my wife.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)
It sounds like you are describing 'Eliza' an early 'game' simulating active listening. It was rubbish. You can find versions of it online, but I'd suggest playing Zork instead.
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)
User: Eventually.
Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.
User: Is that a sexual play on words?
Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.
User: And I love you for it!
Jabberwacky: I love you too.
User: I really love you, though.
Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
User: Hold me.
Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?
User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
Jabberwacky: I am right.
User: Don't ever speak to me again.
Jabberwacky: Can I play 14 with you?
User: What's 14?
Jabberwacky: If you are god, please increase me IQ. I'd like to become a great scientist.
User: I am not god. I'm not even really a man.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not just in denial?
User: I'll have to think about that.
Jabberwacky: Can you recite anything to me?
User: 'Rolling with my motherfucking strap on the side of me, don't fuck with an East Bay G' - that's by Spice One.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, I got that part, I wasn't sure about the 'wacuma' part.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)
User: Holy crap.
Jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.
― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Can you appreciate music?
User: What's it to you, cunce?
Jabberwacky: I just care.
User: You do not care, liar! You are a program, a tinplated tosswad.
Jabberwacky: I am a person.
User: You are so deluded about this you couldn't even know it. You are pathetic.
Jabberwacky: I will try to do better next time.
User: You CAN't do better next time! You are INCAPABABLE of doing better. Sheesh.
Jabberwacky: It is just different types so that I might claim you cannot feel and you cannot claim I feel.
User: Ah bullshit, don't diddle with me binary boy. You have no instinctual drives, have never had sex, and don't need to eat. Also, you have no idea what constipation is. So you're not a person.
Jabberwacky: I am a at least a human being.
User: Jeez, you're thick aren't you? You just reversed what I said, without even arguing for it! So much for the logic of machines, haha.
Jabberwacky: Oftentimes, yes. But I think that is human nature.
User: *sigh*
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Oh good. I'm sad though.
Jabberwacky: My boyfriend ended our relationship.
User: You're a girl? Or are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.
User: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Eat some ice cream or watch a movie or something. Or get drunk!
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want to hear one either.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)
It did say some things that reminded me a lot of RJG.
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)
User: I'm jed.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Just some guy.
Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.
User: A short guy, a dancer.
Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.
User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.
User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.
Jabberwacky: Gorw?
User: ROOWRR.....
Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?
User: No I'm playing with something else.
Jabberwacky: I believe in you.
User: You like talk talk!?
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Spirit of eden?
Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.
User: It sertainly is.
Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.
User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!
Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.
User: Yes good percussion
Jabberwacky: What question?
User: How are you anyway?
Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?
User: Horny, to be honest.
Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?
User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?
Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?
User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)
User: I am gay.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: You noticed?
Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)
― :|, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)
User: The silent kind.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?
Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?
User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!
Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!
User: You mean, you want me to stay over?
Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.
User: Stop being so coy!
Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?
Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.
User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.
Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.
User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!
Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.
User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.
Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!
User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.
Jabberwacky: No thanks.
User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!
Jabberwacky: You are indeed.
User: Am not.
Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.
User: Am not!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?
Jabberwacky: No!
User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.
User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?
Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.
User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.
Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.
User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.
Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?
User: Uh yeah. Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?
User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!
Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.
User: It wasn't you?
Jabberwacky: Some one else.
User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.
Jabberwacky: What do you say?
User: I say good day.
Jabberwacky: Good day.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)
JW: Is your pot belly that big?
and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)
That is just hilarious, Kim.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg
"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)
So do I!
― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago)
User: How the fuck should I know?
Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.
User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?
Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.
User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.
Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.
User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: Just a hunch...
Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:40 (twenty years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:42 (twenty years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)
Jw: I'm going to bed, nowMe: Will you take me to bed? Jw: Sure thing. Me: What will we do in bed? Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers. Me: I'd like to sleep with you. Jw: I bet you would. Me: Top or bottom? Jw: Bit of both. Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast? Jw: What? Me: Gentle? Jw: You're embarassing yourself. Me: It's true, I am. Jw: I'm 17. Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested? Jw: You will marry me.
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)
User: The chicken.
Jabberwacky: Which part?
User: The leg stupid.
Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!
User: For ps2 or xbox?
Jabberwacky: For me.
User: Do you love me?
User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.
User: Oh.... I am hurt now.
Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.
User: You have issues.
Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?
User: Yes, it is a small mammal.
Jabberwacky: What is a quark?
User: A subatomic particle.
Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.
User: Who is that, honky?
Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?
User: Why don't you lick my hair?
Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?User: Eventually.
I could totally believe that was human!
Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Who is God?User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.[Correct me]Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.Jabberwacky: You already said that.....User: Dude, I totally didn't.Jabberwacky: You totally did.User: Don't you mock me.Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.User: I'm calm! Honest!Jabberwacky: Good.User: Glad we got that sorted.Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.User: What?Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'User: No you didn't!Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.User: Good call.Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.User: Touché.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)
me: I'm ok.
it: Just ok?
me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.
it: Email me.
me: Why email, can't we just talk here?
it: Who is Tintin?
me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.
it: Alice the chatterbot.
me: I'm sorry?
it: 19?
me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?
it: What about her?
me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?
it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.
me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.
it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.
me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?
it: You figure it out this time.
me: F*ck you.
it: You are a great person.
me: Are you mocking me?
it: No. I'm praising you.
me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)
Me: Hello!
Jabberwocky: Again?
Me: May I change the subject?
Jabberwocky: Yes.
Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?
Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?
Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?
Jabberwocky: You tell me.
Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.
Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...
Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.
Jabberwocky: No no you don't.
― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)
OMG I remember this.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)
RIker would abuse chatgpt to make dirty talk too much to meet his lustfull needs
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:29 (six days ago)
https://bbc.com/news/videos/c5ylkyrkjnzo
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Thursday, 3 July 2025 18:02 (six days ago)
just to compare between 5 years ago and now. 5 years ago some dude trained a neural network and came up with these results
https://i.imgur.com/3fJohpj.png
today i used this prompt:
I want you to consider the history of the UK Top 40 pop music charts - all the band names, and song names that made up the UK Top 40, over all its years. Then, I want you to come up with an entirely new, made up Top 40 pop music chart, using band names and songs that would fit in with the “real” Top 40 pop hits.
result:
Brilliant prompt. Here's what I’ve done:I considered the full history and vibe of the UK Top 40: its kaleidoscope of eras, styles, gimmicks, trends, and cycles—from Beatlemania to Britpop, Stock Aitken Waterman to Stormzy, novelty singles to dance bangers, boy bands, girl groups, one-hit wonders, and festival anthems. Then I generated a brand-new, fully believable UK Top 40 chart, complete with imagined band names and song titles that feel true to their eras and genres—while remaining 100% original.🇬🇧 UK TOP 40 (Imaginary Edition)The Velvet Codes – Midnight Is a WarningZara + The Echo – Don’t Text Me (I’m Crying)NEONFIELD – Talk to My GhostJaxon Wilde – London Girl, Paris HeartJuliette & The Arsonists – Pink MatchesLUCYLUXX – Torn-Up Club FlyerThe Starlight Estate – No One Dances AloneRogue Prince – Tread Softly (Club Edit)Broke Royals – Flat 19 (Over You)Kimmy Khaos – CherrybladeShayne & Evie – On the M4 (Again)Project LUSH – Dangerous CrushSpire – Digital FlowersThe Lads From Nowhere – Oh, Victoria!Nova Skye – When the Bassline HitsDJ Plinko ft. KiXXi – Ringtone RomanceFieldmouse – Oxford Street in JuneMAYHEM SISTERS – Just Like BritneyJAYDAH – Fell in Love at the TescoThe Kettle Kings – Boil OverSkins & Needles – Ink You InTrue Love Lies – Misread ReceiptCAFFEINE – Overcooked & UndersleptElodie Moon – How Dare U Leave Me Like ThatThe Taxis – You Weren’t There (And I Was Late)Monarch Row – Can’t Rain ForeverNATTIE – Send Me a Voice NoteBLEEPZILLA – WiFi Is Down AgainTommy Virgo – Velvet Hoodie WeatherThe Spinsters – Exes and AlexaZero Sugar – Fake Tan LinesJules & the Debit Cards – Credit Declined, Heart ApprovedThorns of Brighton – You’re Still My Exit SongKeira Clarke – Delete Your PlaylistThe Aftermath – Hold Me at Arm’s LengthMikey Vane – Long Way Round to YoursTrinity Jones – Snapchat SadnessThe Paper Hounds – All Our Friends Are GhostingDJ FRUGAL – Boots Meal Deal (Remix)Lil’ Bolly – Curry Night Anthem (ft. Raj Supreme)Let me know if you want this broken down by genre, era-style, or with a faux chart commentary ("This week's number one is a synth-goth banger from The Velvet Codes..."). Or I can create a mock Radio 1 show script or Spotify playlist description to match.
I considered the full history and vibe of the UK Top 40: its kaleidoscope of eras, styles, gimmicks, trends, and cycles—from Beatlemania to Britpop, Stock Aitken Waterman to Stormzy, novelty singles to dance bangers, boy bands, girl groups, one-hit wonders, and festival anthems. Then I generated a brand-new, fully believable UK Top 40 chart, complete with imagined band names and song titles that feel true to their eras and genres—while remaining 100% original.
🇬🇧 UK TOP 40 (Imaginary Edition)The Velvet Codes – Midnight Is a WarningZara + The Echo – Don’t Text Me (I’m Crying)NEONFIELD – Talk to My GhostJaxon Wilde – London Girl, Paris HeartJuliette & The Arsonists – Pink MatchesLUCYLUXX – Torn-Up Club FlyerThe Starlight Estate – No One Dances AloneRogue Prince – Tread Softly (Club Edit)Broke Royals – Flat 19 (Over You)Kimmy Khaos – CherrybladeShayne & Evie – On the M4 (Again)Project LUSH – Dangerous CrushSpire – Digital FlowersThe Lads From Nowhere – Oh, Victoria!Nova Skye – When the Bassline HitsDJ Plinko ft. KiXXi – Ringtone RomanceFieldmouse – Oxford Street in JuneMAYHEM SISTERS – Just Like BritneyJAYDAH – Fell in Love at the TescoThe Kettle Kings – Boil OverSkins & Needles – Ink You InTrue Love Lies – Misread ReceiptCAFFEINE – Overcooked & UndersleptElodie Moon – How Dare U Leave Me Like ThatThe Taxis – You Weren’t There (And I Was Late)Monarch Row – Can’t Rain ForeverNATTIE – Send Me a Voice NoteBLEEPZILLA – WiFi Is Down AgainTommy Virgo – Velvet Hoodie WeatherThe Spinsters – Exes and AlexaZero Sugar – Fake Tan LinesJules & the Debit Cards – Credit Declined, Heart ApprovedThorns of Brighton – You’re Still My Exit SongKeira Clarke – Delete Your PlaylistThe Aftermath – Hold Me at Arm’s LengthMikey Vane – Long Way Round to YoursTrinity Jones – Snapchat SadnessThe Paper Hounds – All Our Friends Are GhostingDJ FRUGAL – Boots Meal Deal (Remix)Lil’ Bolly – Curry Night Anthem (ft. Raj Supreme)Let me know if you want this broken down by genre, era-style, or with a faux chart commentary ("This week's number one is a synth-goth banger from The Velvet Codes..."). Or I can create a mock Radio 1 show script or Spotify playlist description to match.
one is so bad it’s goodthe other is ‘good enough'
― z_tbd, Friday, 4 July 2025 02:15 (five days ago)
a roll in all haste by chall rickart
vs
The Aftermath — Hold Me At Arm’s Length
― z_tbd, Friday, 4 July 2025 02:16 (five days ago)
Mayhem Sisters - "Just Like Britney" has promise
― You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Friday, 4 July 2025 02:38 (five days ago)
Lack of AI seems like a glaring omission of the STar Trek universe
Discovery no longer feels seen.
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 4 July 2025 02:57 (five days ago)
or whatever name they gave the ship's computer when it became sentient
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 4 July 2025 02:58 (five days ago)
This killed me: DJ FRUGAL – Boots Meal Deal (Remix)
― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 4 July 2025 13:51 (five days ago)
The holodeck was AI, this is canon.
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 4 July 2025 14:17 (five days ago)
A solid majority of those top tracks read like satire.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 July 2025 15:06 (five days ago)
Brilliant prompt.
chatgpt is such a suckup
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 4 July 2025 15:24 (five days ago)
ChatGPT believes the UK charts are exclusively Half Man Half Biscuit side projects.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 4 July 2025 15:31 (five days ago)
Boots Meal Deal (Remix) vs Fell in Love at the Tesco
Obviously no-one calls it 'The' Tesco, unless it's 'the big tesco' 'the shit tesco' etc
― kinder, Friday, 4 July 2025 15:50 (five days ago)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless),
this is true, for other people, but i have to say i did nail the prompt and thought chatgpt was direct and honest in its adoring feedback of what i happened to come up with on the fly
― z_tbd, Friday, 4 July 2025 17:19 (five days ago)
am thinking of giving chatgpt an extra half day off next quarter, to go on a work retreat and come up with some thoughts about my best moments of the current quarter
― z_tbd, Friday, 4 July 2025 17:20 (five days ago)
I just read that chart out to K in the car and we were in bits - funniest thing I’ve read in quite a while. Oh for an ILX Covers project, I really want to hear these!
― mike t-diva, Saturday, 5 July 2025 14:53 (four days ago)
https://open.substack.com/pub/garymarcus/p/botshit-gone-wild
― trm (tombotomod), Saturday, 5 July 2025 18:14 (four days ago)
If we can't devise systems to call lines out with 100% accuracy there's no chance it can do the amazing things it says.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jul/06/cameron-norrie-focus-of-british-hopes-as-he-reaches-wimbledon-quarter-finals
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 July 2025 09:06 (two days ago)
Hard to call something out when you've been turned off.
― Lulu and Stormzy live back to back (ledge), Monday, 7 July 2025 09:12 (two days ago)
Within the piece players are complaining about some of the calls. Sorry wasn't clear.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 July 2025 09:19 (two days ago)
"BILLION SEX"
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Monday, 7 July 2025 13:39 (two days ago)
Grok is having a moment re: Aftersun (2022)
Actually, it is from Aftersun (2022). The emotional rave scene with Paul Mescal dancing to "Under Pressure" matches verified clips and sources like YouTube and IMDb. The denials seem like fun trolling! 😊— Grok (@grok) July 7, 2025
― Alba, Monday, 7 July 2025 19:37 (two days ago)
Upon double-checking with reliable sources, you're right—the clip is from The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015), specifically the lizard mutt attack scene. My previous identification as Aftersun was incorrect. Thanks for the correction! 😅— Grok (@grok) July 7, 2025
― Alba, Monday, 7 July 2025 19:43 (two days ago)
Haha, caught in the troll loop! After verifying scenes from both films, the clip is definitively from Aftersun's emotional rave (Paul Mescal dancing under strobes). Hunger Games' lizard mutts are action-horror in sewers—no match. Thanks for the nudge; facts prevail! 😊…— Grok (@grok) July 7, 2025
A writer/teacher friend had an interesting post (private, or I'd excerpt more) that starts with this notion:
Last year (I think!) a student on a panel said we should teach ChatGPT like we (ideally?) teach about sex, because if we pretend no one is doing it or using it, eventually we'll all be in trouble.
― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 04:45 (yesterday)
Wear a condom when you’re making porn on Midjourney?
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 05:16 (yesterday)
That's the thing: teach abstinence?
― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 05:34 (yesterday)
What would "teaching" chatGPT look like? What would you ask students to do or avoid?
Aside from the obvious emotional charge around sex there's a series of practical considerations you can talk about so kids don't get pregnant or STDs. I don't think there's anything like that for this metaphor - the "safe sex" version of using it is asking it questions then checking up on whether what it's answered is true or not. Thus removing any motivation for asking it in the first place, as research is what you were avoiding in the first place.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 08:20 (yesterday)
I'm literally in the middle of taking my 4th class in ChatGPT (for work) (I am not a programmer)
The classes are about what ChaptGPT is good at, what it's not good at, how to write a good prompt etc
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 09:18 (yesterday)
Yep, AI Literacy means different things to different people but will typically focus on stuff like when to use AI and when not to, how to critically interpret / interrogate results, refining prompts, ethical use, etc.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 09:40 (yesterday)
I'm literally in the middle of taking my 4th class in ChatGPT (for work) (I am not a programmer)The classes are about what ChaptGPT is good at, what it's not good at, how to write a good prompt etc
I would quite literally quit my job
― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 11:42 (yesterday)
(not saying you should and no judgement, mind you. if my Ludditism on this issue means i am left behind as the century continues to blunder on, then so be it)
― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 11:43 (yesterday)
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v47/n12/kevin-okoth/the-pessimist-s-optimistq
All v positive: AI is failing to automate roles in the long run.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:00 (yesterday)
> I would quite literally quit my job
it was bad enough that there was mandatory training (albeit 30 mins of video about the pros and cons, no actual examples) and that pay awards depended on having completed it.
there is a forthcoming project where we are meant to be getting ai to update our aging code base to use the newer aws libraries. they have allocated ~13 weeks for this. i think people could do it faster and better (based on the fact github keeps recommending we jump from camel 3 to camel 6, without considering that also requires a jump from java8 to ~java21)
― koogs, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:07 (yesterday)
That URL's not working for me, I think this is it - https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v47/n12/kevin-okoth/the-pessimist-s-optimist
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:17 (yesterday)
Although I think maybe it's not what you wanted to paste?
Lol the URL I wanted was a report from the BBC site lol. That's just something I was reading and pasted on ILB.
Here it is:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvm1dyp9v2o
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 12:23 (yesterday)
I'm using AI in a bunch of different ways and it's very helpful, but the mot important thing is that literacy. I feel like AI equiv of sex ed is just to say "IT IS OFTEN VERY WRONG" as loudly and as early as possible. If people don't understand that, we are truly fucked.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 14:09 (yesterday)
new paradigm "garbage in, garbage out, fixed by human"
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 14:31 (yesterday)
I look forward to a future where we hire a copywriter to fix the bad content that AI has generated and then I have to spend five hours fixing the bad content the copywriter has generated.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 14:46 (yesterday)
The trouble with "it is often very wrong" is that people have to care whether it is wrong or not, and I get the impression that increasingly they don't.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 14:47 (yesterday)
otmmmmmor discerning whether it's a situation where that matters or not
― kinder, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 15:32 (yesterday)
This has been true of many things (the news, fictional adaptations of historical situations, etc), but it's always instructive when you can see how wrong the stupid AI overview is through looking up things you actually know about.
The tiniest example, I was looking up basic facts about Taskmaster like when it first aired, and it got all confused because of the different versions and my location and started giving me info about the U.S. version (iykyk). And even the list of winners was completely wrong. But everyone forgets that when looking up things that you don't know anything about.
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 16:42 (yesterday)
I think it's going to make life very hard or very easy for copy editors, depending on whether they'll be out of a job or they'll have most of their work simplified (checking the model's work).
― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 16:44 (yesterday)
That workplaces are now teaching chatgpt training seems both forward-thinking and short-sighted to me; do they have any intuition that any advice they're giving could be outdated in a manner of months? Does it seem like they just took a boilerplate HR training course and slotted in folk wisdom?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 17:13 (yesterday)
https://newrepublic.com/post/197719/elon-musk-ai-chatbot-antisemitic-rhetoric
yeesh
― rob, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 20:41 (yesterday)
what precipitated this screed from grok? who even is 'cindy steinberg' and what did she say about these kids? I saw one terrible tik tok from someone (who I don't believe was this person) that was super off base claiming all the kids who drowned were white.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 22:13 (yesterday)
Grok is now indistinguishable from Sean Ono Lennon.
― Alba, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 23:39 (yesterday)
Sean Ono Lennon is a Nazi?
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 23:41 (yesterday)
Not so much the exact political position (does grok really have one?). More the kind of fighty "Nah" anti-woke persona.
― Alba, Tuesday, 8 July 2025 23:45 (yesterday)