ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

haitch's shitty past a disgrace

u_u

sometimes my puns go too far

lol

hee hee.

2 x coon slices

maybe for "hey hey it's masterchef"

lol

how scary are those full frontal R.S.Howard posters up around town

of all the people whose mug you don't want to see enormous and up close

make up a whole lot of menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com stickers and whack them on the posters

Yeah he looks terribly sepulchral. Like a miserable zombie.

haha xpost

i'd be more horrified if he looked not miserable

Don't tell me a mong is dead!? :(

http://www.popbitch.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/stepsy.jpg

:'(

rip big man

heaven needed a shitty past

roooooofle

Also despite what posters around town might have you believe I am neither appearing at the Met in Brisbane on the 19th nor Billboard in Melbs on the 20th.

i dare you to call your next record 'i am beyonce fierce'

^^^ fb status update at least.

In Sydney at least, the roller derby girls I've met turned out to be pretty boring - aggressively, defensively boring, even. I was expecting so much more in terms of playful social sex role stereotyping but nuh. They reminded me of the worst kind of rockabillies. My grandma was more radical than these social flockers. Maybe it's different in other states or overseas or something.

it's like that in brisbane too imo

i don't think i've ever met a roller derby type. billy chix look awesome but that's kind of as far as it goes

roller derby girls vs rockabillies vs furries

i have also not knowingly ever met a furry, thank god

furries just live out that stuff online don't they?

cosplay chix on the other hand, that's a whole nother matter

phwoar <3 u bunnyears

the rollerderby girl i know is the most conservative person i know fwiw

would lol if rollerderby scene gets turned UPSIDE DOWN by impending drew barrymore/chick from juno movie on the subject

If I was a rollerderby chix I would call myself 'Christopher Skates' and crossdress.

^^ money in da (offshore) bank

I would call myself Chick O'Roll - the girl you can't knock.

That J@mes P@acker eh? I'd love to be in a position where I could lose $6,000 a minute.

No hang on, I'd call myself iSkate 2.0

i call you loley

Who'd call a food product such a robotic name anyway? Would Apple call their new computer Wondersoft or Dairy Blend?

Hi estela! So I missed the FAP, how wozit?

i liked it very much, it was great fun, though i was sorry to not meet you.

One of my good mates/old flatmate is doing rollerderby in Newcastle atm, but she's good value. Its probablu more of a fitness thing for her.

The Melb derby chix are all bonkers insane scary.

(well thats based on my sample group of one, a girl R dated who apparently used to scream and throw things at him but hey whatever)

sample groups of one are the best kind.

i didn't see all the 4 corners p@cker expose on monday but the second half, with the guy driving paul barry around vega$ pointing out all the casinos and developments that have gone bust (and how many p@cker invested in!) was amazing

The highlight of the P@cker expose for me was ya boy in the audience at the Sc1encetol0gists Of The Year awards.

P@cker is a clam?!

I mean really, thats just frightening.

isn't he ex-

'distanced himself'

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/see-ya-tom-packer-quits-cruises-church/2008/05/09/1210131257772.html

sample groups of one are the best kind.

― estela,

lawl

Scient0logy really has the skinny on getting to the richest and dumbest. They must have watch lists or something - 'Hey, that guy's obviously a bit thick and very rich - let's smarm him up'.

I find it funny theyre so anti-psychiatry when everything theyre about is a form of conselling itself!

Counselling.

appropriate typo

Typo? Negative.