ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

send to me estela!

jergins def doesn't want to wdhll (bar my blurry walking no-face photo)

okay i will, i'll need your email address though.

Garrr so sorry if you see this J, if you'd said anything when I took pics I would have respeck it. I stuffed up :(

replace it with a pic of george calombaris

also soz to be a drag but i'm bowing out of potential evening drinks sadly, my insides are still narky about all the vodka & red bull i consumed last night

Well I've just finished my essay, and am heading out. Mongs know my digits if needed.

BTW anyone going to any of the Becks Playhouse shows? We're going tomoz to see My Disco et al.

thx guys, heave ho photoshopped my face one too many times. i felt like a native with my soul stolen!

O dear I didnt realise that.

As someone who's been backstabbed by ppl like Chaki more than once I do understand.

more like heave whore amirite

hmm trying to work out if it's worth braving st kilda on a sunny day to go see the pebbs back up D&B at pure pop..

s-dogg and tones very intrigued last night by my mate who looks like mark e smith

similar dental issues?

haha i think he has a reasonably full set in there - never really checked tbh

i would consider comin out tonite but liver might cry enough after thurs and last nite

what on 2nite?

doh that was me

oh i thort you meant pure pop was tonite

out of the loop, is me

nah is on in 4 mins

i did not go

Its shitty and drizzly anyway.

that's not a very glass half-full outlook!

what i am doing is going to lygon streets to watch the bike race in a couple hours

reasonable plan

what a mong do with a weekend then??

lots of chores and nothing fun!

^^ that

musta been exact opposite

of course i'll pay for it at home tonight doing washing/dishes

has a mongrel taken a holiday in fiji before? i'm looking into it and it's cheeaaap. and when else would i ever get tjere? if you've been there tell me which island you liked

Is it all that safe at the mo with all the political upheavals and what not? Or has that all died down ish?

The resorts are quite away from the urban areas where all the political stuff goes down, so jergs will be quite safe.

btw jergins if u die can i have yr iphone dude iphone

shush, you

I went when I was maybe six? can recommend going to the island where they wear the coconut shell bras, my abiding memory

nothing worse than finding something broken and having it slowly dawn on you after asking around that you broke it yourself after drinking most of a bottle of vodka

Pavement pavement pavement! Hasn't everyone forgotten how shit they became?

I saw them 3 times in 1993 or 94 when Gary was still the drummer, I see no reason why I need to see them these days.

Bloody hot outside btw innit.

you'll be praying for 27 degree days come summer

Yeah don't remind me, last year was hell. At least this time round we have a ceiling fan and shadecloth in the backyard.

i should start stocking up on white wine now

I should totes buy one of those adult sized inflatable wading pools. Been meaning to for years.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WaSC7df8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

you have to get one of those hats too

Hahahah yesss.

Can already rest G&T on beer gut.

everybody always sez they're gonnd get a wading pool but they never do!! someone has to follow thru

do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG KIDS WADING POOL IN SUMMER shit nowadays

Hahah well shut your mouth cos I'm GETTING ONE.

I just have to FIND one.

And yes I know there are water restrictions but I DONT CARE.

anyone who would rat out a neighbour for filling a wading pool is the most disgusting of savages

I know rite.

It's Un-Austraylian!!

I've been watering the shit out of my lawn which was becoming a bit brown

those pools get so seedy after like 2 days