ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

nah is on in 4 mins

i did not go

Its shitty and drizzly anyway.

that's not a very glass half-full outlook!

what i am doing is going to lygon streets to watch the bike race in a couple hours

reasonable plan

what a mong do with a weekend then??

lots of chores and nothing fun!

^^ that

musta been exact opposite

of course i'll pay for it at home tonight doing washing/dishes

has a mongrel taken a holiday in fiji before? i'm looking into it and it's cheeaaap. and when else would i ever get tjere? if you've been there tell me which island you liked

Is it all that safe at the mo with all the political upheavals and what not? Or has that all died down ish?

The resorts are quite away from the urban areas where all the political stuff goes down, so jergs will be quite safe.

btw jergins if u die can i have yr iphone dude iphone

shush, you

I went when I was maybe six? can recommend going to the island where they wear the coconut shell bras, my abiding memory

nothing worse than finding something broken and having it slowly dawn on you after asking around that you broke it yourself after drinking most of a bottle of vodka

Pavement pavement pavement! Hasn't everyone forgotten how shit they became?

I saw them 3 times in 1993 or 94 when Gary was still the drummer, I see no reason why I need to see them these days.

Bloody hot outside btw innit.

you'll be praying for 27 degree days come summer

Yeah don't remind me, last year was hell. At least this time round we have a ceiling fan and shadecloth in the backyard.

i should start stocking up on white wine now

I should totes buy one of those adult sized inflatable wading pools. Been meaning to for years.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WaSC7df8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

you have to get one of those hats too

Hahahah yesss.

Can already rest G&T on beer gut.

everybody always sez they're gonnd get a wading pool but they never do!! someone has to follow thru

do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG KIDS WADING POOL IN SUMMER shit nowadays

Hahah well shut your mouth cos I'm GETTING ONE.

I just have to FIND one.

And yes I know there are water restrictions but I DONT CARE.

anyone who would rat out a neighbour for filling a wading pool is the most disgusting of savages

I know rite.

It's Un-Austraylian!!

I've been watering the shit out of my lawn which was becoming a bit brown

those pools get so seedy after like 2 days

saw a dude on the tram today very proud with his vinyl copy of the new RSH album

scariest album sleeve of all time. OF ALL TIME!

is it the same as thee poster

yes but with more detail and with a blood red hue

:0

what's with schoolkids today?? baseball bats, water balloons full of wee..

In my day we just ran into classrooms and sprayed everyone with fire extinguisher foam and keyed the princpals car.

we tried to christo the school buildings but didn't have enough paper

a flour bomb got pegged at me on the bike on thurs nite! little arseholes.

i'm sorry to say that made me lol like a little arsehole.

estela how could you ;__;

hehehee

What I do think is too much tho is the yr 12ers now attacking the public. Thats not on. Muck up day was for pissing about INSIDE THE SCHOOL, and dressing up in stupid costumes and doing mad shit but not egging/flouring/urine-boming people on their way to work at the fscking train station, you cunts.

Last weekend I had cause to be walking past Balac;ava station at about lunchtime on Saturday, and there were a large bunch of what I presume were year 12 kids - they all looked very young, spotty and dorky. They all had on ill-fitting suits and whorey over the top dresses and fake tans. And they were all COMPLTELY AND UTTERLY ARSEHOLED DRUNK. Every single one of them. In the middle of the day.

I mean... god damn.

<3 'Last weekend I had cause to be walking past Balaclava station at about lunchtime' makes you sound like a shocked elderly gentleman.

I thought you might like that :D

The best bit was this one kid, who was effectively "spotty teen" from the Simpsons, staggering about in his baggy tan coloured suit, almost wandering into traffic. On his mobile to someone, shouting at them "oh man! I am MUNTED ALL OVER THE PLACE"

Fake tans is a far worse crime than midday public drunkeness imo

i have a lolling like a little asshole streak and also an appreciating how shocked elderly gentlemen talk streak.

kids creep me out the same way spiders do. unpredictable and icky.

my friend was telling me stories yesterday about how her daughter is getting bullied at school (year 9) and it was enraging to listen to, vicious little bitches.