ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

you'll be praying for 27 degree days come summer

Yeah don't remind me, last year was hell. At least this time round we have a ceiling fan and shadecloth in the backyard.

i should start stocking up on white wine now

I should totes buy one of those adult sized inflatable wading pools. Been meaning to for years.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WaSC7df8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

you have to get one of those hats too

Hahahah yesss.

Can already rest G&T on beer gut.

everybody always sez they're gonnd get a wading pool but they never do!! someone has to follow thru

do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG KIDS WADING POOL IN SUMMER shit nowadays

Hahah well shut your mouth cos I'm GETTING ONE.

I just have to FIND one.

And yes I know there are water restrictions but I DONT CARE.

anyone who would rat out a neighbour for filling a wading pool is the most disgusting of savages

I know rite.

It's Un-Austraylian!!

I've been watering the shit out of my lawn which was becoming a bit brown

those pools get so seedy after like 2 days

saw a dude on the tram today very proud with his vinyl copy of the new RSH album

scariest album sleeve of all time. OF ALL TIME!

is it the same as thee poster

yes but with more detail and with a blood red hue

:0

what's with schoolkids today?? baseball bats, water balloons full of wee..

In my day we just ran into classrooms and sprayed everyone with fire extinguisher foam and keyed the princpals car.

we tried to christo the school buildings but didn't have enough paper

a flour bomb got pegged at me on the bike on thurs nite! little arseholes.

i'm sorry to say that made me lol like a little arsehole.

estela how could you ;__;

hehehee

What I do think is too much tho is the yr 12ers now attacking the public. Thats not on. Muck up day was for pissing about INSIDE THE SCHOOL, and dressing up in stupid costumes and doing mad shit but not egging/flouring/urine-boming people on their way to work at the fscking train station, you cunts.

Last weekend I had cause to be walking past Balac;ava station at about lunchtime on Saturday, and there were a large bunch of what I presume were year 12 kids - they all looked very young, spotty and dorky. They all had on ill-fitting suits and whorey over the top dresses and fake tans. And they were all COMPLTELY AND UTTERLY ARSEHOLED DRUNK. Every single one of them. In the middle of the day.

I mean... god damn.

<3 'Last weekend I had cause to be walking past Balaclava station at about lunchtime' makes you sound like a shocked elderly gentleman.

I thought you might like that :D

The best bit was this one kid, who was effectively "spotty teen" from the Simpsons, staggering about in his baggy tan coloured suit, almost wandering into traffic. On his mobile to someone, shouting at them "oh man! I am MUNTED ALL OVER THE PLACE"

Fake tans is a far worse crime than midday public drunkeness imo

i have a lolling like a little asshole streak and also an appreciating how shocked elderly gentlemen talk streak.

kids creep me out the same way spiders do. unpredictable and icky.

my friend was telling me stories yesterday about how her daughter is getting bullied at school (year 9) and it was enraging to listen to, vicious little bitches.

Och, I remember how unpleasant school was in year 8 and 9 for me. It was bizarre.... this friend of mine invited me, and 2 guys, rollerskating with her for her bday. For whatever reason, a bunch of the other girls we knew/were friends with took offense to this later and I found them all ganging up on her and yelling at her and when I said "hey wtf" they shoved me and told me to back off.

They then spent weeks and weeks barking like dogs at me every time they passed me.

To this day I dont know WTF I did, and no one ever explained it to me.

what's with schoolkids today?? baseball bats, water balloons full of wee..

― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound

I agree, that sort of behaviour does not belong outside a Nickleback concert.

USA just behind Belgium on world's best beer lol

oh god i know

the idea of britain having the "world's best beer" is so lol i could die

You're from Melbourne, your beer opinions count for nowt.

as well as the US i mean

tbh i don't think belgian beer is all that either

xpost pffff

abbey beers arent watery lagers, must try harder belgium

Do they have Hot Topic (store) in Australia?

btw hellos to all my faves peoples from the southern hemisphere :D

i don't believe that we do.. we have dangerfield instead

lol http://www.gopetition.com.au/petitions/hot-topic-in-australia.html

Bwaha! We dont need HT here - not in Melb anyway, there's tons of other stores that do that shitty goth/emo/skater/fluro+black rubbish.

And stores like Peril for the ProperGoths.

though i'd be all for a torrid

/selfzing

Ha, I don't know why it was urgent for me to know this, but thank you for the answers. You're better off for it (tho I did get a sweet Futurama shirt on clearance at one here recently for $6!).

OMG I cant wait for my futurama minis to turn up in the mail <3

Oh hai by the way Melbmongs: we are having a listening party at ours this Saturday night in honor of the WARP20 box set which Rob obtained much hard copy of. There will be much IDM srsness, inc drinking beer, sausages and playing "guess that loop".

Come along if yr interested.