ugh that always ends badly! mongrels, spring '09

would smash DFO

lol

new screen name ideer.

A++!

Haha your new one is tops too kit.

makes ya think

no it doesnt.

Hi mongs. What have I missed?

drinkin thinkin and kitchen sinkin

Hi moley! You've missed me of course, what a silly question.

Yes, silly me. Of course I did. I missed ALL of you.

<3 as we say around here.

what up

Finally fessed up that im gonna ditch work xmas party. I just dont like the idea of losing an entire sunday to a work function. I barely have enough time on the weekend to get shit done as it is.

on a sunday??? that's ridiculous

what was the reaction, is what i wanna know

are u gonna get blackballed from future company events??

Well I was vague about being able to go, the other day and me boss narrowed her eyes at me in this pleady way and was all "... whhhyyy?" making me feel bad for saying no! I mean, they went round earlier asking what ppl wanted to do and on what days and i picked "going to a restaurant in the evening" which was the other option. I mean ok, all day at wineries in yarra valley would be nice on the company ticket, sure, but... uydhgfuywr

And they keep doing this! They never have regular few-hour-long drinks or dinners. They have 3-day skiing weekends, and overnight trips to torquay. I DONT HAVE TO SPEND 7 DAYS A WEEK WITH MY WORKMATES.

yeah i mean i dig (most of) my co-workers but there is no wai i would hang out with them on the weekend for any reason that i wasn't getting callout fee and time in lieu for

Exackery.

time in the lieu

with the papieur

So anyway I'm sitting in the lunch room eating some pasta and my workmate Fi comes in and says "apparently you know Andr3w G3rrand?"

STOP BEING SO SMALL, WORLD.

is he ok??

Oh yeah it was nothing, she said something about how he told her he was moving up north ... they used to work together. (I dont know if nf still reads ILX does he?)

i believe not. i don't think he was a big fan of the place by the end?

Was he ever? lol.

probably not! he was clearly far more of a SA'er, like our dear departed bidness

Suddenly alles ist klar.

i still like this place.

we should have a giant mong fap some day that everyone including wilter has to attend.

Yes lets. We should go somewhere none of us live, to be on the fair side. How about Tasmania!

alice springs

Back o'Burke.

we could have it where the three states border is

^^lol i'm going to be out near there for most of December!

hi!

i know it would mean nothing to kbp but we should go somewhere with good iphone reception.

http://www.outbacknsw.com.au/cameron_corner.jpg

where wilter isn't yet

hi wilter!

hi!

http://i38.tinypic.com/avpyq0.gif

^^here

niice

:(

what will u be doing there

brushing flies off his face.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/03/moomba_wideweb__430x286.jpg

here exactly^

doing management accountanty type stuff

i have assembled an essential outback toolkit for u

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Cork_hat_and_beer.jpg

thankig u just what i need

brushing flies off his face.

hahaha.

One of my friends has been working way up north of WA on and off for some time now, her husband's a chef so he cooks in a mining camp or somethign and she does... i dont know what. Jim, this is milli Im talking about, can you imagine her working in a mining community I mean wtf. But this means they have this $654535432432 house in some posho perth beachside 'burb now, in their mid 20s. I hate them.