Great Real Names

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Mr O Dear (Owen)
Mrs O Crumbs (Olivia)
Mr Gervaise McGenity
Brooklyn Bassett
Harrison Bees
Harrison Crass

I plan to write a murder ballad featuring the latter two names - The Ballad Of Harrison Bees & Harrison Crass

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a woman at my school named D0lores Pfeuff3r-Sch3rer and I think it's the greatest name ever.

Udon Nomi (Stevie D), Thursday, 3 December 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

two in one day:

Nick Gallon

Roux Joubert

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Fugitive D'AlCapone AlPacino Morris arrested

Roz, Thursday, 17 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

r0nnie p0wn4ll

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=pownall%20road%20london

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

As mentioned on another thread, Men Chuin Kok. I have also come across (so to speak) Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday, who must be Bond girls, non?

Madchen, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i could see myself falling madly in love with a girl called felicity windmill.

Not even if your arse had nipples (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

There's an african footballer whose name is Christ Bongo

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Falko Mortiboys

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 February 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Osa Ice Cream Guobadia

James Mitchell, Monday, 1 February 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://nameoftheyear.blogspot.com/

Violent (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

There was a Joanna Rowsell competing in the cycling world champs today, that made me laugh.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I had a classmate named Man-On Chin once, and have known a few people with the last name Manlove

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

hieronymus bosch

facepalm death (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 25 March 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Discovered a chap called Titiporn Sangpetch yesterday.

Madchen, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I weep for nearly all Thai name romanizations (I'm assuming)

Nhex, Friday, 26 March 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

a few people with the last name Manlove

A friend of mine used to work with Dr Manlove.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

duk3 b4dg3r
3sen 3ken
C43sar Beezer

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 26 March 2010 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

peep the journalist's name

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 26 March 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah we got that on the irish catholica abuse thread. 2 gud 2b tru imo

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

by the same guy: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4812776.ece

tomofthenest, Friday, 26 March 2010 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link

if you give me the money and sent me in to the shop with a note i still wouldn't buy it.

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

been dealing with a very nice lady by the name of M4ryl0u B0n3 lately.

wilter, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I have recently happened upon a W1ngm4n H0 at work recently.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

recently, i tell you

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

when was this?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

not that long ago, tbh. quite recently, in fact.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

before or after sturridge to chelsea?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Has Sturridge gone to Chelsea?

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

what?

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I did know someone with the last name "Fart3n". That must suck.

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that's probably just a literal transcription of his cantonese name (ho wing man) xps

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ya but it sounds so funny lol foreigners

Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I knew a guy whose dad was in the Singaporean army and named him R4ng3r because he totes dug these American soldiers he had dealings with and befriended, maybe Ww1ngm4n has a similar backstory??

Just a thought.

xposts

wilter, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

there is at least one 'dicks0n poon' on facebook

it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if anybodys' ever really named their kid "Dookie" - ie, it not being used as a nickname that stuck, but their Christian name....

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I once spent a very entertaining afternoon looking through the list of babies' names registered in Scotland last year.

Somewhere in this lovely country of ours, there's a little boy called Sweetie.

ailsa, Friday, 26 March 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i once knew a girl whose name was pronounced "Fartsy".

village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 26 March 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I knew of a girl called Breezy Mayo

every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

tanqueray beavers

rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

actually knew of someone once named M!sty Pancak3

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Most perfect stoner posh girl name ever, former roommate's best friend: Solo P3acock.

suzy, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Sheikh M'boob and Sheikh M'boabi.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Solo P3acock should be friends with Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday.

Madchen, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It is hilarious and apt namewise because this girl struck me as self-centred, bossy and liable to bouts of anvil-headed West London environmentalism. I wish there was a single word to describe thick blonde posh girls with a crusader mentality and a Daily Mail attitude to any woman she happens to notice, noticing the same man as her.

suzy, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Jegatheeswarn Balasingham
From this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8590932.stm

not_goodwin, Sunday, 28 March 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.es/name/nm2352127/

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link


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