Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

AND CHECK TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T TAKE A LIGHT BLUE LONG SLEEVE PERRY ELLIS SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

AND BRING ME AN ICED TEA FROM THE COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way, I'm short on button-downs, and I'd notice that. I do have your belt, though. I wore it to a dressy event while you were away. It's a dressy kinda belt. I never intended to steal it.

The coffee shop on Argyle ok with ya? I can come over now, if you're home. Put in your order, bitch.

OH!

Actually I have to get on the train at HOLY SHIT!! IN 10 MINUTES

we'll make it another time!

bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

you're impossible. Ok, soon. Very soon.

I already texted people whose numbers I had, but Kr and I are having people over for some snacks and drinking at my place tonight. Anytime after 8, really. We'll have some food and beverages ourselves, but feel free to bring your own. Call me if you need directions.

There is a coup in the works at my work.

Fucxk yoou

!

Hilarious.

Thanks John for hosting a lovely summertime internet karaoke bonanza and snackfest.

After leaving your place I went to Scott's but I got bored and decided to go to Jackhammer's. There I met a couple guys and argued about unions with one of them for a while (the one guy as pro-union, the other, whose whole family was union except him, was completely anti).

It was too busy up frontI headed to the back bar (the one with the bathtubs and wall-les bathroom) which is usually less crowded. I discovered that in the back bar you have to take your shirt off or leave, and I was debating it when I saw this guy who I have been talking to for a few weeks. He is totally hot and smart and totally not 5'7" (shorter). We had a beer then he drove me home. On the way we stopped to change his flat tire at 4 AM on Broadway.

hi

sup

I am going to brunch with Sheila and Eddie. J/J wanna join? Anyone else is welcome too, they're fun folk.

where at?

We're going to --fuck it I'll call you. Your hood.

New #1 on the country charts: "(Fuck It) I'll Call You"

Shit. It's Market Days so my plans to eat in Lakeview may be a mistake. Plus I think I'll go visit the festivities.

I did terrible things to my body last night.

self-flagellation? AGAIN?

Market Days is very crowded.

Shishkabob and pirogies are good.

http://www.drinkatcalsbar.com/calsfest3.jpg

wow, that's a lot bigger than it was at cal's site.

It's not that big.

\prom night

I did terrible things to my body last night.

I don't think I'm drinking for the rest of the week.

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/438.jpeg

http://www.contemporary-magazine.com/Issues/Issue%2063/maddin2.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/28/102731129_7526567188_m.jpg

Homo Rugger: Madison's gay rugby team - the Madison Minotaurs - admitted to Wisconsin Rugby Union

TODAY SUCKS.

Agreed.

http://hysteriesilencieuse.free.fr/wp-content/garfield_monday.jpg

GARFIELD IS SO DAMN FUNNNNEEEEE

ok this is pretty funny

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/cmstangl/garfield/ga060423.gif

Look at his narrow-eyed "gonna get me some action" face.

I did terrible things to my body yesterday.

Then I did terrible things to Jordan's body.

Terrible, terrible things.

HE FOLKS!!! I am so fucking excited about this picture!!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/1096122356_44bcfe978d.jpg

The personal training is SRSLYSRSLYSRSLY paying off!!!!

I. Have. Abs.

David:

I just wanted to let you know that I was looking over your file and noticed that you have missed 8 days this past year due to sickness. Please note that you do not have any vacation due and owing now until January of 2008. I wanted you to know this.

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xpost looking fine, friend! No, rlly!

I want to grab those rapidly diminishing luv handles and eat yr butt.

That sucks, dude.

no, sucking costs extra

Jordan, we're doing the gig at the Beer Fest.

Did this happen? I didn't see any dancers at the Great Taste, unless you count all the drunks.

I've wanted a suit make of camo like that.

You would make a good undercover cop, Jesse. I could imagine that photo being taken during a raid, maybe it's the don't-fuck-with-me glare (which must translate to fuck-with-me in some circles).