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would the assmonkeys I freelanced for PLEASE get their W2s in my mailbox now?

W2s? How interesting, I usually get 1099-MISC.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never understood the whole american tax thing, you're not all self employed are you? doesn't it just come out of your wages every month?

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It does indeed for me, and for many others. It's not exact, though, more like a general withdrawal based on your earnings then fine-tuned after the tax year ends when prepping up your return. For instance, if I were only working my regular job, I'd usually be due a small refund because we're set up here so that the automatic withdrawals, if you've reported your status correctly, cover your taxes and then some. Then as mentioned there's that income where taxes aren't immediately removed, which is the case with my AMG work. Then you factor in itemized deductions on top of that, if not standard, and etc. etc. And this is just me with a relatively simple setup of being a single person -- add on dependents, family situation, if I owned a house, if I had other investments, etc. and things get even more complicated.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

blimey...

CarsmileSteve, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ANSWER MY QUESTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Hanle y, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

H & R Block, sure. You could also dig up software from e-file, I guess.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...
Fuck you taxes, you are a bitch.
Fuck you, TurboTax Online, who, despite my saving and quitting, always pops be back a few redundant steps when I re-log on.
\Fuck you marriage penalty which only went away for people who make way less money than me!
Also, fuck me for delaying the adjustment of our withholdings this year meaning we'll almost certainly owe again next year. This used to be FUN when I was single, I always got loads back. No more!

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

gotta pay the piper if you over-withhold (which i do ... and i do pay).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 15 April 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh. Just finished writing a variety of checks to various governmental authorities, one of which was healthily into four figures. That'll teach me to do freelance book projects.

Taxes suck, but I like to think that my check is earmarked for non-killing government stuff like NASA telescopes or NEA grants or the OSHA for Kids web site.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting a total of $1,500 in refunds. Hate me now.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I will, thank you (as I owed a bit myself, but not too much thankfully).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'll hate too, thank you very much.

I'm told that the loan for the house I'm buying is structured in such a way that I can deduct the entirety of my mortgage payments. Something smells very Fat Tony about it, but if true I'm really looking forward to that.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting a nice refund myself, but don't hate me, as it's pretty much all getting funnelled right towards paying off other debt.

Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting a pretty nice refund, although I think I missed out on some deductions I could have made and wasn't QUITE sure about some of the things I did deduct. I won't be able to spend it on anything fun anyway.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I won't hate you Girolamo since, according to the other thread, you are supposed to be dead.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

My refund is better than your refund

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a death-and-taxes joke in there somewhere, but I'm too busy hatin' on the folks getting refunds to think of one. (xpost)

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Thursday, 15 April 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I got a small refund about a month ago, after filing my taxes about three weeks before that. I've begun to utilize the assistance of the same woman my mother goes to, at an H&R Block place. She is the absolute best and makes the whole process go as smoothly as possible, which is really great because Lord knows there are more than enough headaches one can encounter in one's financial life without even going into the whole "taxes" issue!

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 15 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah. All I have to say is, fuck a self-employment tax.

the krza (krza), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I just telefiled for the first time. Easy as pie. But then again, I'm single and only worked one job last year.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...
I spent all day today going through mounds of receipts from the last five years, to prepare some back taxes. I'm probably gonna owe big time since I didn't file from 2000 on. (I tried to for 2000 but they wanted rent receipts and I didn't have 'em; I wasn't on a lease then. I haven't had one till last February, actually. Should be interesting.) And HOLY FUCK do my hands hurt! Cab receipts are TINY. ALL receipts are tiny, in fact.

I'm trying to get it done by Tuesday so I can just go to my accountant's and be like, "here's the stuff, it's done, go to it." Then I get to watch my hard-earned checking account drain away. Sigh. It'll be worth it to have it behind me, though.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Did 2002 already; the other years are separated out. So I have to go through 2000-1 and 2003 and figure out my total income and deductibles. I'll go to it tomorrow; right now I'm beat (and at the office, where all the paperwork is, eurgh.)

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

2004 will be done during normal tax time, as w/everyone else.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I finally did my Taxes for the last financial year yesterday. It was a lot easier than I'd built it up to be.

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 16 January 2005 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, if it weren't for all the damn bits of paper (five frickin' years' worth, ugh) so would mine be.

Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 16 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

whoo, that sounds awful matos! Things will be a little worse this year for me than usual because I have to figure my and my husband's taxes separately, then together to see which way is better, but at least I'm fairly certain there's a refund at the end. Back taxes, yuck.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 16 January 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
okay, exactly how strict are they about monitoring moving expenses? mine may or may not be work-related, in that i left michigan with one job, then drove to oregon, and eventually got another job.

Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Everyone having fun yet? (Calculated mine for feds and state today and essentially have a 'refund' in that the amount I set aside regularly each year to cover things beyond withholding will barely need to be touched, so I'll apply the balance to the Euro trip -- most handy.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 March 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck I have to go to an accountant soon

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

A nice refund this year, for once. My accountant suggested that I use it to make all of this year's quarterly estimated payments in advance and I said "hahahaha... no."

Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

ever since i learned they have people who correct your mistakes, i just fill in random numbers and send them all my forms and stuff to "double-check".

jones (actual), Sunday, 20 March 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
So, yeah. 1099-MISC from City Pages, roughly $2500 in "self-employment" earnings. Do I use Schedule C, Schedule C-EZ or Schedule F (for profit/loss from farming)? Probably not F, of course. But I can't figure out how to use the other two. And then I guess I need Schedule SE on top of it all?!

Nothing was taken from that relatively small amount of profit, but I assume it will absolutely drain any chance I have at a refund. (The last few years have been just under $1K.)

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

I used turbotax online this year since I had some tricky stuff, I totally loved it. It cost like 50 bucks for the state and federal combined though.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

oh shit, i should do mine soon.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

GO FUCK YOURSELF STATE OF CALIFORNIA

I can't see how I can possibly owe you two grand. I'm sure there are people who make twice as much as me who don't owe fuck.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

FUCK A TAX DAY

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Have fun!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Argh...

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

We owe the same as Kyle. Fucking ridiculous.

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

I haven't done mine yet. I'll do them tonight or tomorrow.

I r queen of last minute taxes.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

I still don't get how you end up owing two grand (esp. in Kyle's case, hasn't had the same job all year.) Is your company fucking up what they take out or is their a withholding screwup? Crazy!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

2 grand! How horrific. :-( That's gotta be some fucked up withholding thing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

You need a system like the British tax system! - good, solid, reliable, British!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.armchairhawk.com/images/mainsmall.jpg

kephm, Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

got mine done 3 weeks ago -- got my fed refund last week, my NY refund (all of $9) is due tomorrow.

suckahs :-P

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, I did my taxes months ago and already got my money back ($200 for federal and about $250 for state.) It was nice.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

arr i need my refund please send me my refund

jody the country girl doll (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

What is the amount that if you make less than that you don't have to pay taxes?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Damned 1099 income. Instead of the usual grand I get. I'm only getting $250 from the govt and then have to take $180 out of that to give to the state of MN. Damn.

Eric von H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I ended up in a situation similar to Eric. My Fed. refund is paying my State taxes.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

My tax preparer is a Republican (they're hard to avoid around here), and we've tacitly agreed to avoid politics when I meet with him every year. I asked him if there were any tax credits for our new heat pump, and got in a dig at red states that dragged their feet about implementation of the Inflation Reduction Act, hoping for a Trump win so they wouldn't have to do anything at all. He sent me an info sheet with a list of tax credits, seemingly not specifically tied to the IRA, and said I'd qualify for the $600 for a new AC. I said "what about the $2K further down the page that specifically refers to heat pumps?" He said "oh gosh you're right!" I think I need a new tax person.

WmC, Wednesday, 13 November 2024 16:42 (one year ago)

I don’t use ILX to solicit clients but if you want to DM me about it…

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 November 2024 16:55 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Huzzah. (Everything is ready, I just need one more form, and it sure would be nice to get that one more form, he said generally to the universe.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 21:08 (one year ago)

Man there’s stuff I don’t get until well into February

Dialysis Den (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 21:15 (one year ago)

Thought the bump would be with the deadline looming here in the UK.

brain (krakow), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 22:57 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Balls

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 2 April 2025 18:18 (ten months ago)

The Doge kids approved my refund, so that’s one less thing to worry about.

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 2 April 2025 18:39 (ten months ago)

Gotta pay the man this year. (Last year was weird income-wise and I misunderestimated my estimated payments.) Wonder what happens if I don't ...

jk jk but for real who will even notice?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 2 April 2025 18:45 (ten months ago)

I've wondered that myself. I decided last year to stop claiming a business loss on my old freelance work in 2025, but I think I could go along for a few more years with doge's blessing.

I think we're all Bezos on this bus (WmC), Wednesday, 2 April 2025 20:32 (ten months ago)

i’ve had a refund in the mail to me for about a month now.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 April 2025 21:12 (ten months ago)

not looking forward to this

sleeve, Wednesday, 2 April 2025 21:16 (ten months ago)

Having to tell people they owe money to corrupt fascists is unpleasant.

sarahell, Thursday, 3 April 2025 15:10 (ten months ago)

Olson discussed the impact of the cuts during a March 24 appearance on C-SPAN’s Washington Journal, where she said that between layoffs and buyouts, up to 50% of the IRS’s staff could eventually be cut. She explained that taxpayers must work with the IRS well beyond tax season and that the staffing cuts will make it difficult to get through to anyone on the phone to resolve their problems or have their correspondence processed in a timely manner. With the IRS’s move toward automation, more taxpayers will receive automatic notices but won’t be able to contact a person working for the agency to resolve them, she said.

sarahell, Thursday, 3 April 2025 20:26 (ten months ago)

Wonder what happens if I don't ...

jk jk but for real who will even notice?

― paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, April 2, 2025 2:45 PM (yesterday)

i had a tax mishap w/ an old account over covid where my payment wasn't sent and honestly nothing really happens you just get a letter one day saying you owe money from an old return

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 April 2025 20:39 (ten months ago)

There’s stuff that’s automated like if what they have on file indicates that you owe but you haven’t paid… so they will notice, because it’s easy to automate… there are other things that automation doesn’t catch and can go unnoticed/unenforced …

Basically you get a letter saying you owe … then, if you don’t pay, you get another letter… they add penalties and interest… if you still don’t pay (or amend the return), you will get a letter saying they are imposing a lien. If you are due a refund in a future year, they will likely take it to pay the balance due. They can also garnish wages, and levy bank accounts…

sarahell, Thursday, 3 April 2025 20:56 (ten months ago)

Your refund was mailed on March 07, 2025. For information about how to file a claim because you have not received your refund check, please read the information below.

If you did not receive a check, or it was lost, stolen, or destroyed, you may file a claim if you know your current address.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 April 2025 11:25 (ten months ago)

fml

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 April 2025 11:25 (ten months ago)

Oh no

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 10 April 2025 12:13 (ten months ago)

No direct deposit for you?

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 April 2025 12:57 (ten months ago)

I don’t have a US bank account. tbf the letter is being mailed internationally but even so..

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 April 2025 13:09 (ten months ago)

We had some useless accountants do our taxes a couple years ago and for whatever reason they had our refund mailed to us instead of direct depositing it. Some dummy intercepted the letter from IRS, endorsed the check IN HIS OWN NAME, and we had to jump through all sorts of hoops to get the IRS to send us a replacement. It was a huge refund too!

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 10 April 2025 15:32 (ten months ago)

Did they have your bank info? Did you specifically request direct deposit? … Not to get into the minutiae of tax software defaults and legal requirements for the practice … but, in general, clients tend to assume accountants have psychic powers and access to special databases that they absolutely do not.

sarahell, Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:11 (ten months ago)

They had it direct deposited to us the year before! And they didn’t even ask our preference the year this happened. We fired them and I just do my own taxes now.

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:13 (ten months ago)

But you just assumed that it would be the same? … Dude … no. Maybe they sucked in other ways, but confirming check vs direct deposit is your responsibility as the client.

sarahell, Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:19 (ten months ago)

OK

trm (tombotomod), Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:20 (ten months ago)

Like imagine if you changed banks at some point in the past year and they just had the refund direct deposited to the same account? … You would probably have ended up getting a check tbh.

sarahell, Thursday, 10 April 2025 16:22 (ten months ago)

seven months pass...

is FreeTaxUSA MAGA? :(

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budo jeru, Friday, 14 November 2025 17:36 (three months ago)

IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY MY TAXXXESSSS

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 November 2025 17:38 (three months ago)

This is just marketing language

sarahell, Friday, 14 November 2025 17:41 (three months ago)

I mean, maybe it is, but that’s what all the software companies are saying …

sarahell, Friday, 14 November 2025 17:43 (three months ago)

My health insurance premiums are being taken out post-tax instead of pre-tax and attempts to resolve this with HR bureaucracy are failing miserably (they've also tried to terminate my healthcare every two weeks since July because something is messed up in the system... somewhere). I am resigned to paying an extra $20 or so in FICA and income tax/month at this point.

Next July my premiums drop to $36/mo so it will be a small enough number to not care (or maybe my paperwork will have been fixed in the interim)(doubtful).

Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Friday, 14 November 2025 19:16 (three months ago)

two months pass...

feels good man

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 22:09 (two weeks ago)

Yeah prepped up all my numbers/forms Saturday and sent everything to the usual tax folks I use Sunday. Now just the regular wait.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 22:54 (two weeks ago)

My W-2 is in, the 1099 with $12.95 in streaming royalties from Distrokid is in, and I'm still waiting on Doordash and Paypal.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 23:05 (two weeks ago)

Just finished all the paperwork to get 501(c)(3) status for Burning Ambulance. Gonna do my regular-ass tax stuff next weekend, probably.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 3 February 2026 23:23 (two weeks ago)

I try to do it as early in the year as I can, because I need the EITC as quickly as possible.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 23:41 (two weeks ago)

No more business return as of calendar year 2025 (my tax guy doesn't know this yet). Presumably this will make tax prep cheaper.

WmC, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 23:54 (two weeks ago)

so ready for my like 100 dollar return to come in im gonna live like a fukken king

nulloplasty, Friday, 6 February 2026 18:15 (two weeks ago)

excited to be supporting concentration camps, secret police, and extravagant vanity building projects with my money

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 February 2026 18:17 (two weeks ago)


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