i'm sure it would hurt, i'm just not thinking about it.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link
searched jhosea threads...can't find the wallabyginas.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link
not as gross as Steve-O's beer enema
― milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link
Abbott, tread lightly: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE
― milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link
could the mods change that title to NOT SAFE FOR GOD NOR MAN
Aw, really, to me that's not one whit near as bad.
I hope it shows up on Snopes, those photos they always have to debunk: DISTURBING IMAGE WARNING --- Woman born with 45 vaginas. True or false? False.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link
All white girl vaginas, this institutional vag racism has got to stop marring our walls.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link
the chuck fightclub short story is coming to mind. m.
― msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link
So I assume that you, Abbott, are female and that you do not shave things?
― Jesse, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm female...when I shave things it's with dr. bronner's generally...and I definietely don't squeeze anything into my urethra.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link
this is not disgusting but it is disturbing
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link
This is so funny--I found this in the station while a bunch of us were doing a radio show, and I passed it around, and everyone was so fucking grossed out.
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link
ok ow ow ow this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link
That sex ed tape OMG! I wonder if it's real or not? I never knew I wished I didn't equate Mario's moustache with developing pubic hair, but now...
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html (not for the squeamish.)
― msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link
is not real. those were n64 sprites
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link
"Pleased, I repeated this a few times."
I love the tone here.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link
I assume this NSFW? I am not clicking.
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link
hee hee I thought his response to the shaving cream dude was pretty hilarious
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link
"Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?"
Another sad moment in static usernames on nu-ILX.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link
I think I just had a kinky inspiration.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link
and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button.
That's one big urethra
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link
ow ow ow
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link
any sort of urethra-play talk gives me the immediate "ARGH NO" cringe
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link
"urethra-play"
ugh
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link
google search "sounding"
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY???
(answer: no no no)
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Someone in high school told me a story about a girl she knew who was standing on a fire hydrant at a young age (like say 5) while wearing a skirt. Said girl slipped and landed crotch-first on the top of the hyndrant and had to be pried off by paramedics. Said girl is now barren.
This reminds me of that story.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.stationhouse.com/outpost/includes/h_images/medical_sounds.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link
OK NO
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link
red velveteen valise of FEAR
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link
wait are those small barbells?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link
I am glad that I have lived to the age of 34 without ever having heard of "sounding" or even imagining that urethra-insertion could be fun.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link
(and I still maintain it cannot be)
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link
BARBEL
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39604000/jpg/_39604973_barbel203.jpg
― remy bean, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
that picture is actually a cross-section of a whale's urethra
xposts
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
ohhhhh now i get it
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Further reading:
Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment. Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1890159344.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link
I think, when the zoological and anthropological project is finally completed, we will reach the conclusion that it is not language, culture or tool-usage that truly separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom, but the propensity for urethral play.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.pswsfa.com/eel.htm
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link
kiu horrible people who are hilarious writers: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
-- HI DERE, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link
hee hee
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link