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GARFIELD IS SO DAMN FUNNNNEEEEE

ok this is pretty funny

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Look at his narrow-eyed "gonna get me some action" face.

I did terrible things to my body yesterday.

Then I did terrible things to Jordan's body.

Terrible, terrible things.

HE FOLKS!!! I am so fucking excited about this picture!!

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The personal training is SRSLYSRSLYSRSLY paying off!!!!

I. Have. Abs.

David:

I just wanted to let you know that I was looking over your file and noticed that you have missed 8 days this past year due to sickness. Please note that you do not have any vacation due and owing now until January of 2008. I wanted you to know this.

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xpost looking fine, friend! No, rlly!

I want to grab those rapidly diminishing luv handles and eat yr butt.

That sucks, dude.

no, sucking costs extra

Jordan, we're doing the gig at the Beer Fest.

Did this happen? I didn't see any dancers at the Great Taste, unless you count all the drunks.

I've wanted a suit make of camo like that.

You would make a good undercover cop, Jesse. I could imagine that photo being taken during a raid, maybe it's the don't-fuck-with-me glare (which must translate to fuck-with-me in some circles).

When did you take that picture? Have you been wearing the same shorts for 3 days?

busted

I LVOE THOSE SHORTS AND CAN'T STOP WEARING THEM!!

I want to grab those rapidly diminishing luv handles and eat yr butt.

-- kenan, Monday, August 13, 2007 10:21 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Wow. That is all that I can say.

:)

Lookin' good, jesse! I was noticing Saturday that your face is looking better too, if that makes any sense.

Ha ha dissed.

I I I meant that... never mind.

My face?

"Hey, your face is looking better than usual today!"

Are you exfoliating, Jesse?

Your face looks thinner, in a good way. It's more defined.

OMG!!!

I basically said all this on Saturday, by the way.

It was the subtext anyways.

Exfoliating!!!!! This is a euphemism for having sex between me, Jenny, Jeff, and Courtney. Specifically, having sex with a black man.

jesse your face doesn't look like a fat pile of dough anymore! rejoice!

Now if you could only do something about your stubby fingers.

I will admit to something now: yesterday I wore the exact same outfit that I wore to John's. The camo shorts and the Divine shirt and flipflops.

I have something I'm thinking about doing with those stubby fingers, Nick.

xxpost lol

it's not the length, it's the width

And it involves brutality to your tender young flesh.

It involves kenan eating butt.

Geez. I meant it as a complement!

By the way, I put songs up on my new page. It is here.

Geez. I meant it as a complement!

kinda like when I said to jocelyn something like "When did you get so pretty?"

Mine wasn't that bad! Come on!

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Totally. We've been rewatching SO much Arrested lately.

I watched Mean Girls for the first time last night. Now I understand the jokes about toaster strudel.

Someday I will understand Arrested Dev. jokes too. Someday.

I stayed up late last night watching all my favorites from season 4 of the Simpsons

Best. Season. Ever.

Oh, Stone Fox - now on the Net!

If you need some diversion today, you could do worse than the video for Kenny Rogers' "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)":
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yZ8k6fVe25k

I added a couple of songs to my scare quotes myspace also but I don't know. I am going to work on doing some better stuff soon.