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Yeah, this is the scene where Elaine goes to buy a salad and spends 15 minutes whinging about the varieties of crouton:

http://www.fredcamper.com/PF/Brakhage/hellitself2b.jpg

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Eight-Ball Jacket.

"Are you really gonna wear that thing?"

"All signs point to 'yes'".

― hataz can lick my significant shrinkage (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nice finish on that one, Amateurist.

― slutsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, I've seen (I think!) pretty much every episode of Seinfeld, and I don't remember that scene.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Puddy is my favorite character EVAH. "I'm not the one going to hell."

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Art Vandalay.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"And you wanna be my latex salesman."

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

AJ Pennypacker

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Buck Naked.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Advantage, VARNSEN!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We already got a T-Bone. It's Neil, in accounting"

(I actually work with a Neil, in accounting, and yes, we called him T-Bone for a while)

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm not gay! My names Buck Naked and I'm an out of work porn star!"

My fav line:
"I'm gone for two weeks and you turn my house into...into..Bourbon Street!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Oh... I spend Baby!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

"But I don't want to be a pirate!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jerry Stiller rocks. I even watch King of Queens just for him.

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/king_of_queens/images/sub_bio_pic_jstiller.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hate all the Stillers. I think I basically hate all of this nth generation Borscht Belt humor.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Seinfeld/puddy.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

high five, Ally.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Low five.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

The show would definitely suck without Kramer. In certain ways
he's as shallow as petty as the others, but he's also so sincere
and puppy-dog-like, you can't help but sympathize with him -
as he falls flat on his arse time after time. All of his half-arsed
schemes fail, don't they? And he apparently doesn't have a job; I
think he literally survives by eating Jerry's food.

Will & Grace doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same
thread, much less paragraph. It's just so cheap and
obvious, although the pill-popping secretary is vaguely entertaining.

― squirl plise (Squirrel_Police), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kramer has a job...he's on strike from the bagel joint.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok, so in the window of my office is a big huge model ship. I'm not sure why. Our company has nothing to do with cruises, shipbuilding, fishing, the ocean, etc. It's just there. And all the time, we are getting people ringing the bell to ask us about the goddamned ship, like the ship is some kind of interesting thing. So I'm outside smoking, and this old couple comes up and asks me about the ship, like what happens all the damned time.

Thanks to this thread, I blurted out, "It's the Andrea Doria."

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kramer does have a job. He's a bagel maker. He's just on strike, yo.

Argh. crosspost.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Amateurist: No_self_hatered=No_sense_of_humor.

― Jrvision (visionjr), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Top o' the heap classic. Best non-animated comedy in the history of television, even though the last year or two's worth of episodes (sans the beating heart guidance of Larry David) were a bit "out there" and stretching for material, plus they made George this sort of annoying crank. And the last episode sucked bigtime.

I watch reruns of this show whenever I have the chance, seriously. I'll watch 2-3 episodes a day if I'm watching TV and there isn't an episode of Survivor or Temptation Island on.

Jerry himself is probably the weakest link, but I find his "bad" acting not even bothersome. He does add some classic lines like "I just had a bowl of Kix" and of course there's the whole "awthatsashame" sort of dismissive lack of caring tone that informs the whole show. It's George, Kramer and Elaine who make the show hum like a fine-tuned Beemer. Plus the classic support cast (George's parents, Jerry's parents, Uncle Leo, Newman, Puddy, the Rosses, Mr. Pitt, J. Peterman) -- just excellent, excellent casting where each actor is probably playing the role of their career.

My favorite show of all time would still have to be The Simpsons, but overexposure to the more classic episodes has left me really not wanting to re-watch those episodes much, but something about Seinfeld is different. It puts other "comedies" like the shite that ABC shows (dumbass shows with Jim Belushi, John Ritter, etc.) to shame, even with the wacky slap-bass keyboards, bad poofy Jerry hair, and the black jeans/white sneakers look.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I feel like my unwavering revulsion at this show is the promising beginning to what will surely be a long career as a total killjoy. I'm proud of it.

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

A show that should be about evil black humor and contempt theoretically = up my alley. But it is not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's cos you hate everything except for Kevin Shields

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, I hate him too. Twelve years and no new album?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...

Slap-bass put me off this, so I've never seen more than about 2 full episodes. But I saw the film 'Comedian', have been told how amazing it is, so:

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT ON VIDEO??????

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

Comedian is actually not that great at all. Half of it's about some annoying, self-obsessed upstart comic they used to juxtapose against Jerry's celebrity.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, which was quite comic, wasn't it? I enjoyed the film either way.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

Juxtapose against Jerry's celebrity = make him look like a sympathetic character? Someone described the film thusly to me over the weekend.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I'd agree with that, but, hell, Eisenstein would approve. I mean, if you like Jerry, there's nothing necessarily wrong with that.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Whoops, I misread your original post, Enrique. I thought you said you hadn't seen Comedian but was told it was amazing. Seinfeld the show is naturally k-classic. I'm currently drinking tea out of a Seinfeld mug that a high-school girlfriend's mom gave me, like 8 years ago!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

Seinfeld was on late at night in the UK (well, about 11.20), and there were never mugs to accompany it to my knowledge. But the absense of DVD/VHS is weird, it being so culty.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

I really liked Comedian, I found it kind of fascinating.

enrique: apparently the cast members had been in some sort of dispute over royalties--it's supposed to be out on DVD soon though.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

Stupid royalties. They all rolling in it already!

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

Seinfeld Season 3 (I think? 1992-93, at any rate) is one of the greatest single seasons in TV history.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

In the meantime whilst awaiting DVDs, UK viewers can still watch old episodes on Paramount (if you have cable or satellite). Last night when I came in from the pub I was watching the one where Denise Richards was playing a 15 year old girl. That kind of surpassed anything else that happened in the episode.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, I don't remember that one. The number of actors who were on Seinfeld before becoming famous is pretty impressive, although the only ones I can remember right now are Jane Leeves (as "The Virgin") and the mom from That 70's Show (as Jerry's agent).

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

it's true though, if you have cable you're never far from an ep.

enrique I think the other cast members were jealous of seinfeld's creator/producer credit and the spectacular amounts of money he made from that

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link

the episodes of the Simpsons which he wrote are the only watchable Simpsons

you are clearly wrong, and not only is EVERY simpsons episode watchable (even if they suck, which many do) the best were written by Conan O'Brien.

― Catty (Catty), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

Why do I have money for all these unread books and not for cable? I must be stupid.

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

anyone catch the season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night?

― Chris V (Chris V), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, the effect of having the upstart comedian in Comedian was to make Seinfeld more sympathetic. The young kid was REALLY fucking obnoxious and full of himself.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, that was a little sketchy I thought--but it was interesting to compare the established comedian with the upstart

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

A quick search of imdb shows that the Denise Richards one was in season 4 (episode "The Shoes"), and that this weeks Paramount episodes will also be featuring Teri Hatcher and Megan Mullaly.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I just searched for that, too. I remember it now: she played Russell Dalrymple's daughter. Never knew it was her, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

The number of actors who were on Seinfeld before becoming famous is pretty impressive, although the only ones I can remember right now are Jane Leeves (as "The Virgin") and the mom from That 70's Show (as Jerry's agent).

also Janeane Garofalo, who i love love love, appears as the interviewer in the episode where George and Jerry get accidentally ovrheard while pretending to be gay - "...not that there's anything wrong with that!"

i have downloaded several episodes as mpg through Limewire - i dare say through Kazaa or soulseek you can get many more.

Greatest TV Comedy like, ever.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

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