http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_bought_an_awesome_gun_that
bunch of NRA guys all going "how did you get my diary"
― MPx4A, Friday, 26 February 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/money_0.jpg
― caek, Friday, 26 February 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/paleontologists_weve_been
― StanM, Saturday, 27 February 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sierra_leone_diamond_miner
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/senator_dikembe_mutombo_blocks
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
this is my favorite onion article in a long time: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/daytime_nighttime_7_11_clerks_have
― Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/denmark_introduces_harrowing_new
― StanM, Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods article is the best they've done in a long time.
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
von trier is awesome; this is also killing it:http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_baby_skull_jewelry_may_be
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Von Trier ads A+++++++
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lolll the club scene
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 28 February 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
it kind of weirds me out how The Onion now has sponsored links to stories on CNN and other legitimate news sources, like i'll look over to the sidebar and think "Death toll in Afghan war nears 1,000...wait that's not funny at all"
― dora the explaro (some dude), Sunday, 28 February 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://infinitesummer.org/images/ij_weekender.jpg
― caek, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit (via)
― ksh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"I'm just some fucking guy."
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
"I talked to this random expert on the subject who told me this thing you're about to hear him say right after he points at a piece of paper."
― ksh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaaa
"and free-associate about what's going on"
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"this is some footage of congress""i can see that"
― max, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/houseguest_just_going_to_lie_there
extra credit for subject's name
― sometimes I feel like throwing my glands up in the air (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
R.I.P.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mytron_the_fifth_illuminati
― StanM, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
That houseguest one! A++++
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_blowjobless_rate_at_all_time
― goole, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
looool at bullshit video
I'm an old man so you can trust me!
― noted schloar (dyao), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahah that houseguest one is awesome, been there done that (from both sides!)
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
TL;DRhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_shudders_at_large_block_of
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_on_internet_almost_falls_into
^^ pretty much gets the measure of awe and horror that makes up the internet
― werewolf congress (schlump), Friday, 12 March 2010 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
ROFLMAO@ "That's when I realized the mustard had come between us."
― Fetchboy, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a friend who is exactly like that dude.
― n00b jack city (deej), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
does he post to the internet about mustard a lot?
― ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
if only they had written that article about music instead of mustard
― ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The historically fluid blowjob market reached its climax in 1996, when millions of wives and girlfriends vigorously stimulated the privates sector.
thumbs up
― :( (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Well they say that helps it along!
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
― ksh, Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:25 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i dont think u get why the article is funny
― n00b jack city (deej), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Pope Forgives Molested Children
― ned ragú (suzy), Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
― n00b jack city (deej), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 7:56 PM (3 days ago)
explain?
― ksh, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
it's funny because mustard is a funny word
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Boy's Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6O9nZ3CZs
A+++ Bone-dry deadpan perfection. "Today Now" is so brilliant.
Someone should put together a DVD set of the best of the ONN. They've completely raised their game since the movie.
― Cricket riding a tumbleweed (Plasmon), Sunday, 21 March 2010 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ pitch perfect mapping onto of this:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/toddler-dies-mistaking-gun-wii-controller/story?id=10056190
― 丫 power (dyao), Sunday, 21 March 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
They've completely raised their game since the movie.
The Onion didn't make The Onion Movie
― parm goin' ham (sic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Hasan, my man, if you don't give me a high five right now, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
― kenan, Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-government-to-save-billions-by-cutting-wasteful,17171/
― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
A+! Were they doing real news on April 1st? Sounds quite plausible, tbh.
― StanM, Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1808/Bob-Marley-Jump-C.jpg
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/freakonomist-keeps-close-eye-on-ge-stock-versus-he,17202/
― rip sarah silverman 3/19/10 never forget (history mayne), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/cosmopolitan-institute-completes-decadeslong-study,14257/
― StanM, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
(143 mil a bit low, but nice to see)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, this is the correct link:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths,17248/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
GleeFOX 9 p.m. EST / 8 p.m. CST Romance is in the air and that can only mean one thing: GWAR week on Glee.
― Darin, Friday, 7 May 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link