http://www.theonion.com/content/news/senator_dikembe_mutombo_blocks
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)
this is my favorite onion article in a long time: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/daytime_nighttime_7_11_clerks_have
― Luz, a saucy taco slinger (hmmmm), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/denmark_introduces_harrowing_new
― StanM, Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
Tiger Woods article is the best they've done in a long time.
― can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
von trier is awesome; this is also killing it:http://www.theonion.com/content/video/report_baby_skull_jewelry_may_be
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
Von Trier ads A+++++++
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Saturday, 27 February 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
lolll the club scene
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 28 February 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
it kind of weirds me out how The Onion now has sponsored links to stories on CNN and other legitimate news sources, like i'll look over to the sidebar and think "Death toll in Afghan war nears 1,000...wait that's not funny at all"
― dora the explaro (some dude), Sunday, 28 February 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)
http://infinitesummer.org/images/ij_weekender.jpg
― caek, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_some_bullshit (via)
― ksh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
"I'm just some fucking guy."
― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
"I talked to this random expert on the subject who told me this thing you're about to hear him say right after he points at a piece of paper."
― ksh, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
hahaaa
"and free-associate about what's going on"
― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)
"this is some footage of congress""i can see that"
― max, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/houseguest_just_going_to_lie_there
extra credit for subject's name
― sometimes I feel like throwing my glands up in the air (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
R.I.P.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mytron_the_fifth_illuminati
― StanM, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
That houseguest one! A++++
― Not the real Village People, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_blowjobless_rate_at_all_time
― goole, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
looool at bullshit video
I'm an old man so you can trust me!
― noted schloar (dyao), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
Hahah that houseguest one is awesome, been there done that (from both sides!)
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
TL;DRhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_shudders_at_large_block_of
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_on_internet_almost_falls_into
^^ pretty much gets the measure of awe and horror that makes up the internet
― werewolf congress (schlump), Friday, 12 March 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
ROFLMAO@ "That's when I realized the mustard had come between us."
― Fetchboy, Friday, 12 March 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
i have a friend who is exactly like that dude.
― n00b jack city (deej), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
does he post to the internet about mustard a lot?
― ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
if only they had written that article about music instead of mustard
― ksh, Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
The historically fluid blowjob market reached its climax in 1996, when millions of wives and girlfriends vigorously stimulated the privates sector.
thumbs up
― :( (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Well they say that helps it along!
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Sunday, 14 March 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
― ksh, Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:25 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i dont think u get why the article is funny
― n00b jack city (deej), Thursday, 18 March 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
Pope Forgives Molested Children
― ned ragú (suzy), Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)
― n00b jack city (deej), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 7:56 PM (3 days ago)
explain?
― ksh, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
it's funny because mustard is a funny word
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)
Boy's Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6O9nZ3CZs
A+++ Bone-dry deadpan perfection. "Today Now" is so brilliant.
Someone should put together a DVD set of the best of the ONN. They've completely raised their game since the movie.
― Cricket riding a tumbleweed (Plasmon), Sunday, 21 March 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ pitch perfect mapping onto of this:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/toddler-dies-mistaking-gun-wii-controller/story?id=10056190
― 丫 power (dyao), Sunday, 21 March 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)
They've completely raised their game since the movie.
The Onion didn't make The Onion Movie
― parm goin' ham (sic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)
Hasan, my man, if you don't give me a high five right now, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
― kenan, Sunday, 21 March 2010 10:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-government-to-save-billions-by-cutting-wasteful,17171/
― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
A+! Were they doing real news on April 1st? Sounds quite plausible, tbh.
― StanM, Saturday, 3 April 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1808/Bob-Marley-Jump-C.jpg
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/freakonomist-keeps-close-eye-on-ge-stock-versus-he,17202/
― rip sarah silverman 3/19/10 never forget (history mayne), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment
― peter in montreal, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/cosmopolitan-institute-completes-decadeslong-study,14257/
― StanM, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)
(143 mil a bit low, but nice to see)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
oh, this is the correct link:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths,17248/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
GleeFOX 9 p.m. EST / 8 p.m. CST Romance is in the air and that can only mean one thing: GWAR week on Glee.
― Darin, Friday, 7 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/exhausted-noam-chomsky-just-going-to-try-and-enjoy,17404/
― Sweet Sister Raistlin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 10 May 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
lol x2
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
Today, I'm just going to kick back and enjoy some much-needed Noam Time.
― goole, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/semiliterate-former-gold-prospector-given-own-cabl,17408/
Laughing so hard.
― i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists (chap), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)