Great Real Names

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I knew of a girl called Breezy Mayo

every potty I know can be found here (Stevie D), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

tanqueray beavers

rinse the lemonade (Jordan), Friday, 26 March 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

actually knew of someone once named M!sty Pancak3

Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Most perfect stoner posh girl name ever, former roommate's best friend: Solo P3acock.

suzy, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Sheikh M'boob and Sheikh M'boabi.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Solo P3acock should be friends with Felicity Windmill and Cecily Holliday.

Madchen, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It is hilarious and apt namewise because this girl struck me as self-centred, bossy and liable to bouts of anvil-headed West London environmentalism. I wish there was a single word to describe thick blonde posh girls with a crusader mentality and a Daily Mail attitude to any woman she happens to notice, noticing the same man as her.

suzy, Friday, 26 March 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Jegatheeswarn Balasingham
From this http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8590932.stm

not_goodwin, Sunday, 28 March 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.es/name/nm2352127/

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

when i had a job doing telephone surveys i called someone named diqbal.

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

oh lol a friend told me they had to call someone with the last name Buttram once....

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

diqbal tho wins

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

the other day there was a news story about a ms israel who was in court for causing various mischiefs and one of the wounded parties was called mr. hilder.

estela, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i tried asking for deek-bal but his wife corrected me

"oh do you mean dick-ball? yeah he's here just a moment"

samosa gibreel, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link

O_________O

http://rivals.yahoo.com/floridastate/football/recruiting/player-Wonderful%20Terrific-Monds%20II-106481

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, March 29, 2010 5:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

"II"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

the best part about that was that i was like "where is this guy's name"

"like i get that they are using adjectives to describe......................................................................................................................................................"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost hahahahahahaahah.

i talked to a guy named Nishit once (which isn't that uncommon a name where he was from) but ya know every so often coworkers wouldn't hear the entire convo and think I was cussing on the phone....I just quit saying his name eventually. "Sir!"

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Mayur Dikshit.

Madchen, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago) link

okay I have just come across:

N0ble Hun

omg

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Napoleon Hendrix (San Francisco homicide detective)

hobbes, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the real actual creator of mickey mouse: Ub Iwerks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ub_Iwerks

bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 07:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Bunnie McPeek (name on ID plate outside of office at university)
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b74/righteouskate/bunniemcpeek.jpg
sorry for the blur, I was trying to hide my creepiness.

peacocks, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys, there are several different athletes named Wonderful Terrific Monds

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/Wonderful_Monds

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Ask her about the Prouty!

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

For a moment I thought all their first names were Dean.

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

valuable post

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

get ye to the scottish football thread with that, imo

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm I would darragh but I don't know which subboard it's on

fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

ha is that a dig? we will build it, and they will come i promise u

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

; ) if only there was a place where they could compile all the football threads

fuck in rainbows, after it rains (dyao), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

the technology isn't there, now buckle down and quit with your crazy dreams

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

A. M. Lopshits

offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link

also Jacques Tits cannot be denied

offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/claudius-christmas-jr/0/b36/a97

aarrissi-a-roni, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Lastings Milledge

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7706
...very 19th century name

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh my god guys:
Thadd3us Str4ssburger

piping hot dish and a cup of chat (Stevie D), Friday, 23 April 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link

That is a good name.

There was a girl on Tyra today named Nausea. Seriously? Nausea?!

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 23 April 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

there was this weird, eccentric (and pretty awesome kid) whose real name was Franz Jean, but he went by John (and of course his last name was pronounced "Zyon"), so essentially his name sounded like John John when the teacher called on him.

also i met a guy named Justin Bieber today. god I feel sorry for him

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Friday, 23 April 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Foeke Booy

tomofthenest, Monday, 26 April 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

just think, if he was japanese or hungarian he wd be booy foeke

nakhchivan, Monday, 26 April 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Mel Drybread

kind of loam but mostly sand (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Kest3r Br1ght

Prest0n C@nn0n

Learned of both names through various office email networks, never met either.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever spoken up and said they KNEW one of the people/names posted here?

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Take your pick:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9963/vlcsnap2010042822h05m41.jpg

My favorites are Jane Murfin and Van Nest Polglase

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Coffee Wang

Madchen, Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno about Wagstaff-Gribble, it sounds like a rare nervous condition that makes people spill food out of their mouths when they eat.

wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I want to make a poll out of that list of names.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm Ann Reinking! (Stevie D), Thursday, 29 April 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link


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