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― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food
now add cream cheese to that
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"california style sushi"
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
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― goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fuckin' america.
― circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/insect-sushi.jpg
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice
― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
sushi with an attitude!
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP Chaki:
http://illogicalcontraption.blogspot.com/2010/03/welcome-to-my-nightmare-went-to-guy.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/Sl91PM8GNNI/AAAAAAABAvU/H4bCOY41Xlc/s400/obamasushi.jpg
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.zazzle.com/cartoon_boy_piss_on_obama_sticker-217217153952322253
― gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D08202007
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
i love how Ray's all into it
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Vegetarian sushi is Satanic; rolls with meat are of course WRONG (and WTF with the heterosauce) but you would be foolish to think the Japanese aren't fond of getting drunk and eating many, many deep-fried things (including parts of hand rolls). The following deep-fried things normally appear in hand rolls: shrimp tempura, soft shell crab.
I am also BIG NUMBER ONE FAN of rice paper, but this is NOT the place.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Red Dawn $9.00Vodka, peach schnapps, midori, rockstar and finished with a splash of orange juice and grenadine. Sure to get your motor started.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
should change name to "Frosted Tips" imo.
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
guilty sushi pleasure, when I can't afford a sashimi platter at the best local place, is a shrimp tempura/tamago roll w/ avocado and tuna on top.
I don't know if it's authentic or not (guessing the avocado is not so much) but it's fucking delicious.
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.
jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what she said
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
rolls with meat are of course WRONG
korean gimbap often feature galbi or other beef and are good.
― mizzell, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
i hope that guy has a batcave in his mansion where he slaves away at night trying to figure out a way to get pepper jack cheese into cocktails
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
CATERING
Party planners are raving about the unique dining experience we bring to your event. It’s like TWO caterers for the price of one with the combination of sushi AND barbeque…and almost anything else you can think of!
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.texwasabis.com/images/common/animated_logo.gif
haha the "reviews" section of the website is actually just testimonials from regular northern californians going by their first names. and each one gets a response from "tex"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"The wait staff was very accommodating and interested in how we liked our experience with the food."-Dillon in Rohnert Park, CA
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our food!" -Tex
hahahaafjodfasd
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
"Thanks Dillon, we really do want you to experience our pepper jack cheese!" -Tex
http://www.johnnygarlics.com/images/index_07.jpg
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
that seriously looks like something that friday's wouldn't even serve
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Is that Guy's hair atop the roll?
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
This is the place for all things Guido (that's what Guy's krew calls him)!
One of the things Guy digs is people. Hangin' with 'em, coolin' with 'em, sharin' stories...you name it. His favorite part of the life he lives is meeting people...not only the famous people, but regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.' Take a snoop around and you'll see and hear the inside 'dish' on Guid, the people in his Krew, some of the people he meets, and even get a chance to change Guy's look. As you can see, most of it's not serious. If you want serious go to boring.com.
And hey, if you've got a question we don't answer...ask away on Guy's guestbook! Or even better, check out Kleetus's blog or Guy's twitter page. They'll keep you up to date on what's going on with Guido. Enjoy!
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
'em, 'em, 'em
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
birth name: Guy Ramsay Ferry
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
If you want serious go to boring.com.
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Guy Fieri has to be one my least favorite TV personalities. His whole style and attitude makes my skin crawl.
I voted for the Screaming Gobbler for the godawful name more than the ingredients.
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Congrats on being the first female poster in this thread!
Dizzy Budda $12.00Southern comfort, midori, vodka, 99 bananas, amaretto, myers’s rum, kahlua, malibu, and peach schnapps then finished with a splash of pineapple juice, orange juice and grenadine.jesus, do you think you could get some more shit in there?
Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
regular folks who are living life 'on point' and 'off the hook.'
Can this hateful person be any more like Poochie?
― Moodles, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't mind him; it's part of my early Sunday afternoon routine to watch his antics with Grandma, who never fails to be amused. But what kind of woman would want to stick her fingers in his coif is beyond me.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Jackass Roll $6.95
the couldn't just call this the "Guy Fieri Roll"?
― he takes the account of everything in the universe into consideration (dan m), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Lol okay zing for iPhone, plz stop holding onto old things I decided not to post
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh My God! Guy Fieri is Poochie!
*brain explodes*
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I was terrified that "coif" was a euphemism
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Dan you have just undermined twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link
Did Martin Amis write The Human Centipede?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 December 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
I mean the video is upthread, I'm nearly certain
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
But thx
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 11 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
great review!https://everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros-restaurant-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever/
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 04:03 (two years ago) link
lol I read that yesterday and was howling. the pictures were the best
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 December 2021 04:06 (two years ago) link
https://www.pellegrinobrothers.it/en/product/limoniamo-floriano/
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 04:06 (two years ago) link
omg the lips are going to haunt my memory. one of the creepiest dishes
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 December 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link
The meal sounds terrible, but a couple observations:
1. Why would you go to Italy and eat in a restaurant like this?2. Going to a tasting menu in a foreign country and asking for a bunch of changes to accommodate your dietary restrictions is something, for sure.3. They should have served that dude's hair as a course.
― ma dmac's fury road (PBKR), Friday, 10 December 2021 13:12 (two years ago) link
1. For the clicks2. Quite.3. Coulda fooled me that they didn’t
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 13:42 (two years ago) link
Smiled at seeing the Snoqualmie Lodge called out in the Bros article's comments. Haven't ever been there for dinner, but thought the pampering spa/hotel environment, adjacent Snoqualmie Falls, Twin Peaks association, and the pancake breakfasts are the main draw. One of the Trip Advisor reviews gives it one star for "filet minion" left unfinished, lol.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 10 December 2021 13:48 (two years ago) link
Best food writing 2021 for sure. I guess this is what happens when one of these baby Alineas hits the COVID skids?
― change display name (Jordan), Friday, 10 December 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
Chef responds in very on-brand way:
EVERYONE, THE CHEF FROM BROS REPLIED TO MY REVIEW AND IT IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AS YOU WOULD HAVE HOPED AND I AM SCREAMING WITH JOY.https://t.co/XHzrUhS7Gz— Geraldine (@everywhereist) December 10, 2021
― DJI, Friday, 10 December 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link
Foam is so '00s, even the places that used to do it have toned it down.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 December 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
Also, the Michelin guide sucks bad.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 December 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link
wasn't Michelin-rated, but nothing made me laugh more than the time Gordon Ramsey on the UK version of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, went to this restaurant that had won local awards and was exasperated by the shitty dishes concocted (including salmon and strawberries).
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 December 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
Also, savory ice creams have been all over modernist menus for 20 years. Get with the program.
― ma dmac's fury road (PBKR), Friday, 10 December 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link
what about ice cream that smells like belly button lint
― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 December 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ztQia3PLQ
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 7 March 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link
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― nickn, Thursday, 22 September 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link
Rachael Ray is a colony of throat polyps that has grown a vestigial human around itself and has decided not to have it removed.
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― rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 05:34 (one month ago) link