worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The first guy who gets stoned tonight, plz report to this thread.

Lolling @ "99 bananas" because I'm basically assuming they literally mean 99 bananas and some random liquer I've never encountered before

and on that note, do not go to 99schnapps.com if you don't want to be annoyed

rice and cheese... just... no. except paneer but god forbid this psychotic gets his hands on that

this sushi is not even real

i've never been to a Hard Rock Cafe, but i always assumed it's basically what this dude looks like.

OK am having a jazz cigarette RIGHT NOW and no way would I eat this shit. My go-to is salt and chili spare ribs but made do with Napoli sausage and lentil caserole.

it's not even really stoner food, it's food that coked-out a-holes would eat if coked-out a-holes ate

^^^^^^^

i would eat this if i were stoned, not because its appealing, but because im not really that picky, when im stoned

Why would you make sushi, if you're against everything that has anything to do with sushi?

this stuff sounds great. sorry, guys.

― dylannn, Saturday, April 3, 2010 6:02 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark

cosign, sorry dudes but this is just regular american food w/ sushi rice mixed in

that said I voted for hidden chicken roll because then your meal becomes a game

it used to be game was a meal now it's all upside down thanks to Tex

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

― Mr. Que, Friday, April 2, 2010 3:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Really? By no means would I say it's in 70% of sushi rolls, but most sushi joints I go to usually I have at least one or two maki with shrimp tempura.

they also like to use tempura flakes so they can add 'crunch' to the name

I'm sure this restaurant and Guy Fieri are awful but I'm kind of interested in the fusion of international food styles below the sorts of fancy restaurants that get called "fusion."

Also I bet the profit margin on these suckers is pretty high, you get to offer ingredients like bacon and BBQ beef brisket to jack up the price but I bet they're mostly rice.

screaming gobbler is a kind of cartoon dragon

are the french fries in the rolls?

guy fieri is the culinary carlos mencia

Signature look

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7] includes bleached spikey hair, sunburned face, sunglasses on the back of his head, bowling shirts, "bling", and a wristband worn on his forearm rather than his wrist. Says Guy,
“ The wristbands started out as a thing between me and Hunter (Guy's son). I gave Hunter a wristband and he gave me one, and I told him that I’d wear it while doing The Next Food Network Star so he could see it. That’s why I wore it. I gave mine to Santos from the Food Network Kitchens on the night we wrapped. Now it’s turned into a bigger thing. These high school kids at a recent demo I did were all wearing them. I’m trying to find a pink one for breast cancer.[8]

wouldn't it just be some shit if guy fieri wearing a pink wristband on his forearm was the thing that cured breast cancer?

I know I've heard him referred to as a "human cheese fry" somewhere, though the Poochie comparison is pretty spot on.

Tex Wasabi's management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone not havin' a bitchin' time

can i just

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there's a NYC place like this except 'sophisticated' where they serve sushi with like, molé sauce

i wld probably have morgan's roll, if he didnt want it, or felt like sharing

guy fieri dresses like he's in smashmouth

also thx guy i've been outta login ideas as of late

Given that this place is only an hour away from me, if someone wants to pay for my gas and meal I will go to this restaurant, eat food there, and take pictures of it. (When it re-opens, of course.) Just throwin' it out there.

"Now, poly, why not pay for it yourself?"

Fuck you, imaginary person.

i like gimmick sushi tho generally went 2 a place that had indian/jap rolls like tandoori rolls they were good. i mean its just regular food but rolled up w/rice. thats p convenient if u think abt it

If this guy would deep fry his "sushi", he'd be an all star.

right now im just thinking that mb guy fieri is more honestly himself than any other person i know

its like in movies when girls where two sweaters and a knit toque at once to mime being retarded but even tho they make sculptures out of fishnetting & soda cans they really no have 2 live

if you think that a combination of brisket, pepper jack cheese and cream cheese is "normal food", may i offer that you adjust your idea of normal

i dont really like any of those but it seems like smthn that ppl eat

'gotta appeal to the nascar dads!'

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (Yesterday)

Cream cheese actually works and I've seen it as an ingredient at some nicer sushi joints.

Seen it plenty of times, actually. I dunno about, say, pepper jack, yellow tail, and cream cheese though.

unacceptable

"Big Bird on Fire" is amazing for the three-year-oldness of its vision, in both name and its french fry contents (could it come topped with ice cream, too?). I had to go with "Screaming Gobbler" for sounding like some nightmare sex act, though.

Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise

sriracha mayonnaise is basically how most joints do the spicy sauce for their spicy tuna tobiko crunch roll or whatever

it's just sriracha and mayo in a 1:1 combo

Sriricha mayo, wasabi mayo = APPROVED. Made fried chicken sandwich w/mayo and sriricha mix, also APPROVED.

i understand the concept of sriracha mayo -- i don't understand why one would need a sushi roll with sriracha mayo AND regular mayo

that's why you're not j0rdan sarg3nt, kulinary gangsta & celebrity chef

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