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Thank you Washington DC for having some bizarro holiday on 4/16.

hey that's my birthday okay? fuck you!

TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(not really fuck you just ha ha)

TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, thanks for that then Tombot and have a happy bizarro DC holiday birthday:)

I use the paper forms when I have to pay. They only have to be postmarked on the due date, and then the check can take its sweet time through the mail system.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

paying would suck. . .I've only ever had to pay when I lived in NY and had to pay state taxes (none in TX). But then I never get these fuck-off huge refunds either so it all balances out.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I did too much independent consulting last year and couldn't knock it out with enough biz expense, so had to pay. Also, no more dependents.

Actually, I'd rather pay a bit than let the government use my $ for free all year long when I could be using it myself.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm getting more back this year than ever! I'm guessing the interest I pay on student loans and a Home Equity loan are the reason (?)

also, TN having no state income tax, I love you. But I suspect I more than make up for that with my soul-crushingly high property taxes,

will, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

We make up for it with our soul-crushingly awful public schools.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Washington State makes up for it with consumer-numbing sales tax and shockingly high car tags (in certain counties).

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, inbox empty, I'm gonna start ...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

So, Line 8a ... I got #31 interest on my (non_roth) IRA statement. No Form 1099, just a bank statement. Not taxable?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

There were 2 or 3 years in the past few that I didn't file (partly out of being irresponsible, partly because I was going to school and working part time and barely made any money), so this year I finally hunkered down and took my stuff to H&R Block. I haven't brought up doing back taxes for those years I missed (I'm pretty curious how that turned out for Matos, it sounds intimidating but I should probably just go through with it one of these days), but things seem to be turning off well. I'm getting some money back from the state, but I apparently owe the federal gov't exactly one dollar, and the lady doing my taxes could barely contain her laughter about that. She's telling me if I just give a list of expenses incurred for freelancing, even without receipts, I can work it out to my advantage, so I just gave them a big list of CDs I reviewed and estimated the cost.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, forget it: "Interest on a traditional IRA is tax deferred."

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I filed for phone tax credit & GOT it despite not owning a phone for 3 years (to enhance my "barnfolk" image). Haha, $30 ist mine! Like they're going to go through 200 million tax forms and make sure everyone met the phone-use requirements.

Abbott, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I filed back in late Jan. & got my refund a few weeks ago. My dad is an accountant---he taught me the basic ropes as a teen and I can always call him for questions. That is abt the only ++bonus++ of our daddy-daughter dealie.

Abbott, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anyone else remember this Line 26 deduction from previous years? $3300 x yr exemptions? I only remeber the standard deduction.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, I don't remember line numbers and shit.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I'm talking principally to the 2 (or more) other ppl who have the form with them.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

done! I owe feds $60. Less than usual.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius, I think that exemption value used to be rolled into the standard deduction for single and marrieds and you only got extra for other dependents. They probably separated it out as a brilliant marketing move, so you think you're getting more.

Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, as I have the same pittance check to write as always, it's all the same.

Now dumbass me has to get the correct state form.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i owed, i paid, i dealt with it.

Eisbaer, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I owe the Feds $80.07. Haven't tackled NY State yet. Hopefully I will be due $80.07 and all that will be lost is everyone's time.

Virginia Plain, Monday, 24 March 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Doing ours myself this year. Man, it's a lot more of a bitch now than it used to be - joint filing where my wife works in ny but we live in nj. Itemized deductions didn't turn out to be larger than standard so that simplifies things a bit but I'm still trying to figure out the multi-state thing.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

For folks who do their own, about how long does/did it take you?

I think my federal took me like four hours, which is sort of ridiculous, but almost all of that time was me chasing red herrings or panicking. Like I spent a lot of time worrying about either deductions or payments I later realized I didn't have to worry about.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

A couple of hours fed/state both. Pretty straightforward, really.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i really need to do this. maybe tonight, if i haven't had too much to drink.

Jordan, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I did mine on TurboTax over a couple beers!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

aw, fuck. this weekend i guess.
There is no way i'm ever doing my taxes. I would rather pay an obscene amount of money to someone else.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I got my refund back ($1000!) about a month ago. :)

Z S, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I just did my state one in like 20 minutes so I obviously spent way too much time on the fed. But like I said, I spent most of the time freaking out about complexities that were not actually relevant. Also some confusion about my wife's educational expenses.

Weirdly, it looks like we'll be getting more back from the state than the fed thanks to the property tax deduction for tenants.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

AGGHHHH
Goodbye $1800, I'm sorry we never really got to know each other.

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

the whole working in two different states thing turned out to be a huge hassle, but I mailed all three returns yesterday. Will get a decent chunk of money back. Hooray!

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

yup, i owed the feds a bunch. even with a decent state return and the economic stimulant, it's still in the red.

Jordan, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you have to deal with crazy musician tax issues? I've heard those can be a bitch.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

yup, that was the whole problem (i started a thread on IMM about it).

Jordan, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never made enough money from music to have that problem.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

So if your spouse sets her withholding based on her being the only one with a job, it's a really good idea to change those numbers after you get a job a couple of months later. Especially if you get everything direct deposited and therefore don't give more than a cursory glance to the details on your pay stub after the first one when everything appears OK. You might end up paying the Feds $2200 or so.

joygoat, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck fuck fuck.
New York people, can anyone recommend an accountant?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

this was the first year since I got married that we didn't owe a bunch of money.

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I got cursed with a one-off 1099-MISC last year. Fuck fuck fuck.
(The payment preparation is over at least. Still.)

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

That said, this is the first time I did my taxes online. The coolest part was the third-party site name: TAXSLAYER!

Mackro Mackro, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

my bank rejected my direct deposits of my refunds this year; fuck you WaMu!

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

What? On what basis?

We've finally got our tax appointment tonight. Normally I'd do it myself, but with buying a house we figured we'd get some pro help this year.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know. I'm pretty confident I had my routing number correct.

akm, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

How does everyone do their taxes online? I did mine online a few years ago, via some company I don't remember liked to on the IRS website. It was all 'Free free free' until I had typed everything in and they charged me a fee for direct deposit or speedy processing or some bullshit. Has anyone else had such an experience?

Wish they were still doing the telefile. That shit was golden.

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 2 February 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Big estimated payments based on a fat '07
+ a lean '08
= estimated payments for '09 are COVERED
(with a remainder of $39)

WmC, Saturday, 14 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

OK, here is a question. If I am new to the US tax system have been paid as an Independent contractor and will receive a 1099, do I have to file estimated taxes forms or can I wait till year end?

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago) link

You can wait until the end of the year, but depending on how much you end up making an additional penalty and interest could be assessed.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I believe the next estimated tax payment date is Sept 15th, so you have a little time to get with an accountant and figure out your best move. I can't remember for sure because I sort of have a break from paying quarterly estimates this year. (I made so little money last year that the quarterly estimates I paid were enough to cover last year's taxes and this year's as well. ;_;)

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

It's true, the next installment date is 9/15, and then 1/15/2010 for the final one.

Jaq, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link


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