never seen tempura in a sushi roll
― Mr. Que, Friday, April 2, 2010 3:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Really? By no means would I say it's in 70% of sushi rolls, but most sushi joints I go to usually I have at least one or two maki with shrimp tempura.
― jam master (jaymc), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
they also like to use tempura flakes so they can add 'crunch' to the name
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sure this restaurant and Guy Fieri are awful but I'm kind of interested in the fusion of international food styles below the sorts of fancy restaurants that get called "fusion."
Also I bet the profit margin on these suckers is pretty high, you get to offer ingredients like bacon and BBQ beef brisket to jack up the price but I bet they're mostly rice.
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link
screaming gobbler is a kind of cartoon dragon
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
are the french fries in the rolls?
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
guy fieri is the culinary carlos mencia
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Signature look
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7] includes bleached spikey hair, sunburned face, sunglasses on the back of his head, bowling shirts, "bling", and a wristband worn on his forearm rather than his wrist. Says Guy,“ The wristbands started out as a thing between me and Hunter (Guy's son). I gave Hunter a wristband and he gave me one, and I told him that I’d wear it while doing The Next Food Network Star so he could see it. That’s why I wore it. I gave mine to Santos from the Food Network Kitchens on the night we wrapped. Now it’s turned into a bigger thing. These high school kids at a recent demo I did were all wearing them. I’m trying to find a pink one for breast cancer.[8]
― harbl, Saturday, 3 April 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
wouldn't it just be some shit if guy fieri wearing a pink wristband on his forearm was the thing that cured breast cancer?
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I know I've heard him referred to as a "human cheese fry" somewhere, though the Poochie comparison is pretty spot on.
― joygoat, Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Tex Wasabi's management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone not havin' a bitchin' time
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
can i just
http://www.johnnygarlics.com/images/index_07.jpg
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a NYC place like this except 'sophisticated' where they serve sushi with like, molé sauce
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i wld probably have morgan's roll, if he didnt want it, or felt like sharing
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
guy fieri dresses like he's in smashmouth
― can't think of anything (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
also thx guy i've been outta login ideas as of late
― kulinary gangsta (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Given that this place is only an hour away from me, if someone wants to pay for my gas and meal I will go to this restaurant, eat food there, and take pictures of it. (When it re-opens, of course.) Just throwin' it out there.
"Now, poly, why not pay for it yourself?"
Fuck you, imaginary person.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
i like gimmick sushi tho generally went 2 a place that had indian/jap rolls like tandoori rolls they were good. i mean its just regular food but rolled up w/rice. thats p convenient if u think abt it
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
If this guy would deep fry his "sushi", he'd be an all star.
― offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
right now im just thinking that mb guy fieri is more honestly himself than any other person i know
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
its like in movies when girls where two sweaters and a knit toque at once to mime being retarded but even tho they make sculptures out of fishnetting & soda cans they really no have 2 live
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
if you think that a combination of brisket, pepper jack cheese and cream cheese is "normal food", may i offer that you adjust your idea of normal
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont really like any of those but it seems like smthn that ppl eat
― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
'gotta appeal to the nascar dads!'
― 2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food
now add cream cheese to that
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (Yesterday)
Cream cheese actually works and I've seen it as an ingredient at some nicer sushi joints.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Seen it plenty of times, actually. I dunno about, say, pepper jack, yellow tail, and cream cheese though.
― filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
unacceptable
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"Big Bird on Fire" is amazing for the three-year-oldness of its vision, in both name and its french fry contents (could it come topped with ice cream, too?). I had to go with "Screaming Gobbler" for sounding like some nightmare sex act, though.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Ricki: It's turkey time.Larry Gigli: Huh?Ricki: Gobble, gobble.
― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
sriracha mayonnaise is basically how most joints do the spicy sauce for their spicy tuna tobiko crunch roll or whatever
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link
it's just sriracha and mayo in a 1:1 combo
Sriricha mayo, wasabi mayo = APPROVED. Made fried chicken sandwich w/mayo and sriricha mix, also APPROVED.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link
i understand the concept of sriracha mayo -- i don't understand why one would need a sushi roll with sriracha mayo AND regular mayo
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
that's why you're not j0rdan sarg3nt, kulinary gangsta & celebrity chef
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 10 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Symptoms_of_Raw_fish_infection.png
― scott seward, Saturday, 10 April 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
vague abdominal discomfort
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Kamikaze Kowboy Rollsemi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, April 2, 2010 2:50 PM (1 week ago)
semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this
― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, April 2, 2010 2:50 PM (1 week ago)
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
in today's episode of "guy's big bite," he's wearing a sleeveless hoodie with some garish chinese or japanese character on the front and the customary red armband
http://i44.tinypic.com/16ixj05.jpg
― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy is the joe the plumber of food
― iatee, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
those oriental characters are all far too garish for my taste, plus it looks like something a five year old could do
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
plus the hoodie has no sleeves
― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
he should wear one w/sleeves and then put "wrist"bands over that
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
lol I had the same shirt in 6th grade and got ragged on for buying my clothes at K-Mart
― solid yet bouncy (herb albert), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy is unbelievable
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link
diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show -- it's done really well but obv the best part is guy's interactions with people -- can't tell which i enjoy more, someone who is all "uhhh what the fuuuuck? i'm a 50 year old man, i don't want to fist bump you" or someone who is all "WE CALL THIS THE REDNECK TACO! PEPPERJACK CHEESE AND MAYO AND GUACAMOLE!" who gets guy all giddy -- the whole thing is so fun tho
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
His hair is made of ginger shoots and the freshest farm-grown rhubarb.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link
diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show
omg so wrong
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"screaming gobbler" sounds like an awful horror movie.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link