worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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If this guy would deep fry his "sushi", he'd be an all star.

offshore "drilling" for (Euler), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

right now im just thinking that mb guy fieri is more honestly himself than any other person i know

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link

its like in movies when girls where two sweaters and a knit toque at once to mime being retarded but even tho they make sculptures out of fishnetting & soda cans they really no have 2 live

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

if you think that a combination of brisket, pepper jack cheese and cream cheese is "normal food", may i offer that you adjust your idea of normal

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont really like any of those but it seems like smthn that ppl eat

alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

'gotta appeal to the nascar dads!'

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (Yesterday)

Cream cheese actually works and I've seen it as an ingredient at some nicer sushi joints.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Seen it plenty of times, actually. I dunno about, say, pepper jack, yellow tail, and cream cheese though.

filling the medicare donut hole with the semen of liberal (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

unacceptable

Mr. Que, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"Big Bird on Fire" is amazing for the three-year-oldness of its vision, in both name and its french fry contents (could it come topped with ice cream, too?). I had to go with "Screaming Gobbler" for sounding like some nightmare sex act, though.

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

sriracha mayonnaise is basically how most joints do the spicy sauce for their spicy tuna tobiko crunch roll or whatever

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

it's just sriracha and mayo in a 1:1 combo

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Sriricha mayo, wasabi mayo = APPROVED. Made fried chicken sandwich w/mayo and sriricha mix, also APPROVED.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i understand the concept of sriracha mayo -- i don't understand why one would need a sushi roll with sriracha mayo AND regular mayo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

that's why you're not j0rdan sarg3nt, kulinary gangsta & celebrity chef

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, 4 April 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 10 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

vague abdominal discomfort

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, April 2, 2010 2:50 PM (1 week ago)

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

in today's episode of "guy's big bite," he's wearing a sleeveless hoodie with some garish chinese or japanese character on the front and the customary red armband

http://i44.tinypic.com/16ixj05.jpg

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy is the joe the plumber of food

iatee, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

those oriental characters are all far too garish for my taste, plus it looks like something a five year old could do

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

plus the hoodie has no sleeves

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

he should wear one w/sleeves and then put "wrist"bands over that

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

lol I had the same shirt in 6th grade and got ragged on for buying my clothes at K-Mart

solid yet bouncy (herb albert), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

this guy is unbelievable

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago) link

diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show -- it's done really well but obv the best part is guy's interactions with people -- can't tell which i enjoy more, someone who is all "uhhh what the fuuuuck? i'm a 50 year old man, i don't want to fist bump you" or someone who is all "WE CALL THIS THE REDNECK TACO! PEPPERJACK CHEESE AND MAYO AND GUACAMOLE!" who gets guy all giddy -- the whole thing is so fun tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

His hair is made of ginger shoots and the freshest farm-grown rhubarb.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show

omg so wrong

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"screaming gobbler" sounds like an awful horror movie.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

he was visibly in awe of the bbq dude who coined the "redneck taco" -- obv we know he has a thing for being all "it's okay if you don't want to eat foreign food, stupid white people! we'll just make it into normal white people food! rest easy!"

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

DD&D & best thing i ever ate are totally in the food network canon imo

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

never actually seen this guy do his thing

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's as endearing as it is hilarious - his own cooking is a TOTALLY different story tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

best thing I ever ate is also horrible! you can tell that these people have all gone to the place they're talking about like, twice. it's the food network version of one of those vh1 shows where they were just like "let's make a show that costs $0 to make"

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i watch toooons of food network esp during the day

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

never actually seen this guy do his thing

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki)

lucky you, this choad wants to be Ray Smuckles when he grows up

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

chopped and throwdown are the things I will rep for

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and good eats

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

throwdown is cool -- chopped i can't watch cuz it's such a terrible approximation of top chef -- worst cook in america or w/e i enjoyed tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

I'd love your girlfriend. When I visit friends they get mad cuz all I wanna do is watch the Neelys slap each other's asses.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

my roommates stopped kicking it in the living room during the day cuz food network bores the shit out of them

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs a heart attack

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

btw guy just said "the crunch on this is crunchtastic"

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs armond white a heart attack

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link


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