worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

unacceptable

"Big Bird on Fire" is amazing for the three-year-oldness of its vision, in both name and its french fry contents (could it come topped with ice cream, too?). I had to go with "Screaming Gobbler" for sounding like some nightmare sex act, though.

Ricki: It's turkey time.
Larry Gigli: Huh?
Ricki: Gobble, gobble.

mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise

sriracha mayonnaise is basically how most joints do the spicy sauce for their spicy tuna tobiko crunch roll or whatever

it's just sriracha and mayo in a 1:1 combo

Sriricha mayo, wasabi mayo = APPROVED. Made fried chicken sandwich w/mayo and sriricha mix, also APPROVED.

i understand the concept of sriracha mayo -- i don't understand why one would need a sushi roll with sriracha mayo AND regular mayo

that's why you're not j0rdan sarg3nt, kulinary gangsta & celebrity chef

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Symptoms_of_Raw_fish_infection.png

vague abdominal discomfort

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, April 2, 2010 2:50 PM (1 week ago)

in today's episode of "guy's big bite," he's wearing a sleeveless hoodie with some garish chinese or japanese character on the front and the customary red armband

http://i44.tinypic.com/16ixj05.jpg

this guy is the joe the plumber of food

those oriental characters are all far too garish for my taste, plus it looks like something a five year old could do

plus the hoodie has no sleeves

he should wear one w/sleeves and then put "wrist"bands over that

lol I had the same shirt in 6th grade and got ragged on for buying my clothes at K-Mart

this guy is unbelievable

diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show -- it's done really well but obv the best part is guy's interactions with people -- can't tell which i enjoy more, someone who is all "uhhh what the fuuuuck? i'm a 50 year old man, i don't want to fist bump you" or someone who is all "WE CALL THIS THE REDNECK TACO! PEPPERJACK CHEESE AND MAYO AND GUACAMOLE!" who gets guy all giddy -- the whole thing is so fun tho

His hair is made of ginger shoots and the freshest farm-grown rhubarb.

diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show

omg so wrong

"screaming gobbler" sounds like an awful horror movie.

he was visibly in awe of the bbq dude who coined the "redneck taco" -- obv we know he has a thing for being all "it's okay if you don't want to eat foreign food, stupid white people! we'll just make it into normal white people food! rest easy!"

DD&D & best thing i ever ate are totally in the food network canon imo

never actually seen this guy do his thing

it's as endearing as it is hilarious - his own cooking is a TOTALLY different story tho

best thing I ever ate is also horrible! you can tell that these people have all gone to the place they're talking about like, twice. it's the food network version of one of those vh1 shows where they were just like "let's make a show that costs $0 to make"

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

i watch toooons of food network esp during the day

never actually seen this guy do his thing

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki)

lucky you, this choad wants to be Ray Smuckles when he grows up

chopped and throwdown are the things I will rep for

oh and good eats

throwdown is cool -- chopped i can't watch cuz it's such a terrible approximation of top chef -- worst cook in america or w/e i enjoyed tho

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

I'd love your girlfriend. When I visit friends they get mad cuz all I wanna do is watch the Neelys slap each other's asses.

my roommates stopped kicking it in the living room during the day cuz food network bores the shit out of them

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs a heart attack

btw guy just said "the crunch on this is crunchtastic"

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs armond white a heart attack

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4421327174_edf0cb44d2.jpg

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/neely-shrimpstick3.jpg

yeah their food seems genuinely terrible

Plus, most of these cooks, forgive me, are under the mistaken impression that "dry rubbing" meat with all kinds of ominous powders will give it flavor.

(the Cuban in me marinates every meat in sour orange juice and garlic powder)

So when are you getting your cooking show dammit

I am insistent.

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 24, 2010 10:54 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

basically guarantee you its a and c

I think you just described the type of people who work for Glenn Beck as well.

yeah. it's glenn beck's audience who are (b)