Thread for words you never bothered to look up & one day you realized "I still don't know what that means"

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heh. this is what i did as a young reader. dictionaries? pah. i can sense what words mean. this lead to an awful lot of said sensing while reading Austen, Dickens, Bronte etc. And consequently to this day i'm still looking up words i thought i knew a long time ago.

henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

*looks up*

xp

maderator (k3vin k.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

i know what callow means because its definition is given in the film "mallrats" :/

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

to my great embarrassment just last week I thought "I love too much information" was slang for "I love making poop jokes"

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

I think the best thing I ever did was to read a children's dictionary from front to back when I was a kid

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

insaniacked

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Sunday, April 4, 2010 10:19 PM (1 minute ago)

ok what is this??

maderator (k3vin k.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh yeah and there's sanguine, I waited for years for context to give up the goods on that one but I really wanted it to mean something bloodthirstier than it does

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

xp I dunno but abbott used it and it's an awesome word

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

a few weeks ago i saw "accession" in the NYT, cool word imo

maderator (k3vin k.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

sanguine is one of those words where it contains two meanings which contradict each other xxp

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

spelunking (until this weekend)

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

I want to introduce 'hilariated' to the english speaking world

my full government name (WmC), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

i used to have persistent problems with "plenipotentiary" despite speaking a romance language that lets me know that the word is constructed of "full" and "powers".

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

i always thought a diuretic had to be something that made you poop--it just sounded to close to that other word

Mr. Que, Monday, 5 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

a diuretic a more advanced form of a diabetic iirc

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

spelunking (until this weekend)

― jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, April 4, 2010 10:24 PM (6 seconds ago)

def thought this was gonna be like, to soundly beat another in a competition

maderator (k3vin k.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

think u mean diaphoretic xpost

Mr. Que, Monday, 5 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

different language, but I always thought "preocupado" meant "busy" (busy is actually "ocupado") and I worked on a spanish-speaking unit and patients would ask me to take 'em on smoke break and I'd be like "ahora no, estoy muy preocupado" and finally one day one of my favorite coworkers was like "when they ask you for smoke break you always tell them 'not now, I'm really worried'" which did not make me feel embarazada because that word as it turns out means "pregnant"

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

which is a whole different story

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

looooooooooool

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

false friends are a bitch. "Mi padre me molesta mucho" a lot less alarming than you would assume etc.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

lol

yeah my first experience with that stuff was as a teenage busboy, coworkers told me to go back to the kitchen and tell the cooks how much me gusta la verga

good times

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

recondite (used by a classmate once, to which I suffered an internal fit of envy/shame/derision/fury - would even now have to look up)
caliphate (some sort of Islamic term?)
atavistic (something about returning to the primal? often used to describe loud music?)

and loads of others I've either had to look up or haven't thought of right now

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

I got all FUCKED UP about the def. of "auspicious" because my first ex-boyfriend wrote me a letter about moving away from home & moving in w/some locavores. In it, he said they were trying to convert him to a Higher Order of peanut butter by noting that his Skippy had "an auspicious lack of actual peanuts." This made me think auspicious meant like "shady and evil in a way like the purloined letter that is so obvious you cannot see it until another points it out to you." It turns out auspicious means pleasant or happy, which I discovered after radically misusing it on this very board. It also turns out the first ingredient of Skippy is "peanuts."

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

my dad was telling me an anecdote, a very dad anecdote, about a problem he had with misunderstanding due to language barrier stuff. Being in brazil and being asked "estas con fome?" (are you hungry) and thinking it was the same as "estas conforme" (are you ok) in spanish and the people he was with being confused by him saying "yes i'm hungry" and then turning his nose up at any food offered to him.

I met a person with the surname Verga the other day! I didn't let on how amused i was with the name and why. A Romanian player came on as a substitute in a game against Barcelona in the Nou Camp a couple of weeks ago and his surname was Marica. cue much hilarity.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

And "insaniacked" is a word I made up that means "to make (or to have made) something crazier."

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

oh god regarding your 'auspicious' tale my worst such error was using the word 'eponymous' to mean 'noble, gallant' as in 'eponymous hero' - used it to describe a footballer whose name was sadly not The Sport Of Soccer

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

guy in my school referred, in a high school newsletter type thing, to the gates of the school as euphoric. The piece was about taking stock and looking back on life at school at the end of the final year and i'm pretty sure he didn't mean to use it that way. unless he was taking eckies and standing round the gate listening to Robert Miles or something.

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

the english language needs to be culled imo

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

I agree, it's way too misanthropic & callow

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

Gaze upon this works ye dudes and depair:

This is a thread for sad ILXorres of any age

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

everytime I think that though I find out that for example 'diablerie' is a word and then I have deep regrets for thinking it in the first place

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

I misused it in ALL CAPS like "arrow to my hamartia ok thx."

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

NB: I may have subtly abused "hamartia" there. Consult a doctor before believing.

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha Abbott you just titled a song (two songs if we're throwing 'arrow to my hamartia' in as well) on some album I someday release

also I'm fucked if I know what presdigitation is, or if I've spelt it correctly

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

what is the other>?

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

For a long time I assumed "penultimate" meant super-ultimate, or awesomely dramatic or something like that. That seems so dumb now.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

hamartia is kinda one's fatal error, so if misusing auspicious was your fatal error, all caps was the arrow protruding from its front that made the wound all the more grievous

other is AUSPICIOUSLY UNHAPPY obv

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

prestidigitation is when you have too many fingers and toes

http://www.foxnews.com/images/602485/0_61_feet_320.jpg

ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

fucking knew it had an extra 'ti'

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

and maybe an extra 'toe' or two, too

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

thanks to this thread I just realised that I always assumed callow meant the same as sallow. duh!

Not the real Village People, Monday, 5 April 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

Cimon Sallow

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 April 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

It's better than thing, as I once did, that callow meant the same thing as "tallow." Actually, in my mind, 'callow' does have the same yucky yellowish color of unrendered animal fat.

how is abbott formed (Abbott), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

wow i have always had the meaning of atavistic utterly wrong, i thought it referred to... hunger, or something?

(i took the piss out of a friend for misusing 'ablutions' today so uh serves me right i guess)

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

thanks to today's NYT xword i now remember what 'obloquy' means and that it in fact has little to do with soliloquys or the stage in general

bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

I never knew pulchritude meant what it did for a long time because wtf, it is such an ugly sounding word for "beauty"!!

Gay nineties icecream party (Trayce), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

this happens all the time when i'm reading french, leading to some really bad misinterpretations.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

i always had this problem with "ubiquitous" when i was younger

bieber benz or bentley (donna rouge), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

obloquy

that's a great one! 'tis on my OKC profile that I am a fan of words ending in -quy (and was thinking of soliloquy, colloquy and obsequy) but one responder hit me with 'obloquy' which I sorta dimly recalled the existence of but hadn't considered

william mcgonadal's tay ridge disaster (acoleuthic), Monday, 5 April 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

but i mean seriously who doesn't know what ameliorate means

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

^ sb

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

I thought ameliorate was what you do on yelp

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

ameliorate = a lecture given by an acne-ridden teenager

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

it's a site for grading disappearances over the atlantic

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

uh...pacific?

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah pacific

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

get your dead American female pilot deaths straight

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

mine was better

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

i don't get yours

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

hey there's fuck all evidence that earhart died over the pacific, lay offa me

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

a mealy orate

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

mealy = acne ridden??

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

a me a li or a te

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

(sound of music sequel)

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

hey there's fuck all evidence that earhart died over the pacific, lay offa me

well sure, but she certainly didn't die anywhere near THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

land, survive, float, starve

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

there's a helluva CSI: 1920's episode waiting to be written right there

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

darragh's post would work better if the word was spelled atitanicorate

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

eh 1930's.

1940 by the time she'da starved, maybe. anyway, that's not important.

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

darragh's posts would work better if there was a 'fact' equivalent of spellcheck

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

it's called google iirc

armando white (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

know your oceans, read your blogs

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

you want to integrate google factchecker, talk to keith.

best you go through tuomas tho

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

I used "felicity" today, then had a moment of doubt and decided I should have said "facility". But they totally can mean the same thing!

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

fellacity

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

is that like dudetown

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

Here's one:

I can't seem to find the correct definition of the term "cosmic joke", which I understand relates to something specific, as opposed to well, gags about space aliens.

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

Ayn Rand used this (very minor part of the plot) of The Fountainhead to explain a "cosmic joke":

Keating reads a book by Lois Cook, and reasons that it must be very deep indeed, since he doesn't understand it. Keating meets with Lois Cook. She makes him uncomfortable; he tries to compliment her on her book, but she replies that it's tiresome to be understood by everyone. For her house she wants something ugly, simply for the sake of going against what is thought to be beautiful. Keating (an architect) tries to object, but takes the commission. When it is built, (a syndicated critic named ) Toohey refers to it as "a cosmic joke."
http://www.bookrags.com/notes/fou/PART19

It was a joke on Keating because Keating didn't understand what had happened, but Toohey did.

hilarious imo

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, that was the only definition I could find, but it seemed rather contrived and WTF to be honest.

village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

what makes you think it is a thing? did you read the rest of that yahoo answers page?

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

late on this but: always assumed excelsior was the stan lee ref which in turn I think ref'd the longfellow poem

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

I thought a cosmic joke was something in the vein of a Kafkaesque mockery at the hands of the universe at large.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

choate/inchoate

altered dominant (get bent), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

x-post
Yeah, kind of a Depeche Mode "Blasphemous Rumours" thing.

"...But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing."

nickn, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

choate/inchoate

otm

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

here's Scalia's take on choate

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9A00E3D91339F930A35752C0A9669D8B63

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

assay!

gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

scalia needs a slap if that's where his attention is during arguments

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

slap!-

'don't interrupt me when my sentence is inchaote, beyotch'

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

wile e chaote

Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)


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