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Aaah.. my neighbour's kid: @nakin @li. No points for guessing his sister's name. Kinda gross when you think about it.

I know an Apple, a Happy, a Milk, and a Tiger as well.

Oh and sisters $iti @fiuratul, $iti B@quiratul, and $iti $hawwana+ul all went to school with me.

― Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

Anaxsanamun

Isn't that the name of the chick in The Mummy?

― Roz (Roz), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

I just came across a (Thai, I'd presume) woman's name: Bang-on Phothijak.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

My mother has a friend whose 4 boys are called 'Tarn', 'Argon', 'Sun' and 'Chewocky'. Possibly the last one is actually 'Cherokee', but I sure as hell heard the former.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

I own a number of albums of a New Zealand musician, a pianist, called Wayne King

Everybody laughed as I sat down to play, then I realised I had left the door open...

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

Menelaus Darcy

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Of next week's students:

M3m0ry P1nchb3ck
J4m3s Jul1u5 Sh4k3sh4ft

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

There's a girl sitting 10 feet from me called Fe1icity Windmill!

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Fenella Fudge

― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

PengPeng Miao. Really. Say it out loud a few times. Unbeatable.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

My friend, Tiffany Minx.

― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

There is a dude at work named B3nett L0ve. Also Trent Sk33l. Both sound like movie characters.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

Tiffany Minx is a pornstar, right? 'That' kind of friend.

― andy --, Wednesday, 8 February 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

some I have run across in my travels:

Qing Chang (say it "Ching Chang") and I just immediately hear in my head "walla walla bing bang" everytime I hear it or see it written.
Lata Beer
Then there were the LA cops teamed up named "Ofcr Laws" and "Ofcr Justice"

not to be forgotten famous philanthropist, "Ima Hogg"
and a distant long dead relative named "Gay Hooker"

Went to school with Edward Whipple Jenks III and set of girl sisters with the last name Leer - 1st names: Crystal & Shanda (not funny unless they're written together

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

I work with a Professor Love. In fact, I'm going to India with him. While we're there, we'll be meeting a man called Malay Dave, who sounds like a character from Only Fools and Horses.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I dealt with a customer recently named Tre4sure Camar0.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

When I was at school, one of the teachers died and there was a memorial service for him. During the service, there was a point where the headmaster read out the names of all of the other pupils/former pupils/members of staff/governors etc etc etc who had died over last year or so. The list of names was printed in the booklet. The first name in the list was Amos Boner. If they hadn't printed the list in alphabetical order and hidden him further down the list, no-one would have noticed because they'd have stopped listening after three names, but starting off with that one just caused a wave of stifled giggling. RIP Amos.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

My friend wants to name his first born Tyrano Stevie Ray Hendrix Laird Buckley.

I hold out no hope that this will come to fruition, as his girlfriend does not seem amenable to such a name.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Just walked past a church in Walthamstow which promises services from the Reverend Dalton Banjo.

― Tehrannosaurus HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

One of my Uni lecturers was a Dr Beet.
The fave name I've ever encountered was a certain Brigham Grimster

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oren Krumm, RIP

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe Brazilian footballer Creedence Clearwater Couto hasn't turned up on this page yet. Maybe I missed this star of the Belgian league.

― snotty moore, Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

is Kittiporn Methaprayoon courageous obstinate or simply ignorant to keep her name? (Who wants to be reminded of how crystal meth is plaguing our youth?)

― Aaron A, Friday, 24 February 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

i sold something online to a person named "M1ngm1ng Fang" yesterday. it stuck in my mind because i thought it was such a cool name.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

In this little hick club there was a guy who played a weird instrument - but I can't recall what it was, a saw or some other type of non-instrument but I won't ever forget his name:

Ormley Gumfudget.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 25 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

my aunt acted in a community musical with Chuck D1ck

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Brian Peter George St. Jean le Baptiste de la Salle Eno

― autovac (autovac), Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

Florence Fabricant

― youn, Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

Prominant figure in English Civil War: Praise-God Barebone. His son's full name? Nicholas If-Jesus-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon. I shit you not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praise-God_Barebone

― Okeigh, Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

You must believe me when I say I meant to type "prominEnt".

― Okeigh, Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

email:ca920105@gmail.com I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

― JAPHspam, Monday, 13 March 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

Me too!

I had forgotten about Chip Masterbone. Good old Chip Masterbone.

There's another thread here along similar lines, where I must have told about a friend of mine, Gr3tchen Silvertooth, whose brother is a dentist. His name alas, is also Chip.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 13 March 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

On that other thread I mentioned my fellow high school person Tud0r B0l0ni. I just googled him, and he's mentioned (ungoogleproofed) on two other websites with threads similar to this one. I can't imagine self-googling and finding that out.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Vida Blue

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

Saw a lawsuit recently where the plaintiff was named Surrender Grover.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 13 March 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

My dad worked with a Perry McPepple-Yaya

― Joey b (wowlookitsjoe), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

c0sm0 lu5h

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

Playing for Ghana in the World Cup, Razak Pimpong:

http://www.onsidedk.com/main/playerpic.phtml?playerid=518

― Who Are You... The Nerve... I Wanna Get Out, I Wanna Get Out (Dada), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

We all have brilliant names in Ghana. Though personally, I've always preferred Frimpong.

― Hal! Jordan! HAL! JORDAN! (Barima), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

A man I used to work with in South Africa: Churchill Breakfast

And she was 5 at the time I knew her and too young and innocent to realize the hell that lay ahead of her: Paja3 (pronounced Pa-zhay) Schl3busch. Can you say that out loud without spit flying all over your monitor? I can't.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

My favourite ludicrous World Cup name so far is Switzerland's Tranquillo Barnetta.

(consulting Ghana page of my Panini sticker book, I also like Asamoah Frimpong and John Pantsil)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Am fond of Gilles Yapi Yapo too and looking forward to commentators/pundits getting to grips with some of the names of the Iranian sqaud, esp. Sohrab Bakhtiarizadeh

― Who Are You... The Nerve... I Wanna Get Out, I Wanna Get Out (Dada), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, my delight at finding Junior Senaya in my Panini stickers was unbridled. He's nearly named after Junior Senior!

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

When flying to Nepal from Burma a few years ago, the captain of our plane introduced himself as Deth Moan. I thought the irony would have been too great and felt safe flying along the Himalaya through the thunder storm.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I was in Junior school with an Aislinn Puttock

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Pownoll Bastard Pellew, English nobleman and sailor.

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

I read an article the other day by a guy called Arch Puddington.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

I am amused to read on Wikipedia that Bastard Pellew's wife was called Georgina Dick.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, Mindy Smelkinson just totally made my day.

I have firsthand accounts of an extant Johnny Paradise.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

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