Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

But guys ... what is the REAL FEEL (TM)?

20 below zero.

OK this fucking author needs to stop emailing me directly about his paper that has been submitted outside the realm of responsibility. Outlook is to blame for this, for not allowing me to send email from an alias. I HATE OUT LOOK SOOOOO MUCH.

sorry, this guy has been the bane of my entire day thus far

This afternoon I am driving to Kelseyville aka Sweettaterville.

xxpost "my" realm of etc...

Are you currently in CA? I was going to say, I don't know if you'll make it in an afternoon.

you are advised to allow extra travel time

I am, I am, housesitting at my folks house and working from here while they're away. 50 at night and 90 by day.

I have always wanted to go to Kelseyville (for obvious reasons). I'm jealous!!

You can get a little piece of Kelseyville in a bottle of Steele wine.

they have a syrah called "writer's block"

mostly i think i'd go to kelseyville for the t shirt opportunities.

I'll see if there are any. The town only has about 3,000 people.

I think you should go to the mall and get one of those t-shirts you can make from a photograph, and it should be a photo of Kelsey giving the camera the bird with both hands, and it should say WELCOME TO KELSEYVILLE. Yeah!

EZ, You don't need to do that! It was this dorky fantasy I had a few years ago when I realized there were towns with my name in them. Although, if there are good ones, I'll totally pay you back when I come to town.

I never miss an opportunity to give the bird!

"Welcome to Kelseyville. Population: Fuck you."

If I were less busy today I'd make an ms paint version of that.

The photo of me that could go with that is this one from college where my head is shaved, I'm wearing an army green wife beater, and I'm flexing & making a snarly face. I look totally B-U-T-C-H.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/1117572753_cb3881910e.jpg?v=0

Awesome.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1348/1117828387_65dccd35cd.jpg

I love you all.

that's a shop. i can tell.

only because my wedding ring isn't a diamond though, right? oh, and that photo was taken before I was married.

OMGOMGOMG..

I just got a voicemail from the law firm where I first applied (the one with the dog). I called them back but the attorney had just started another call, but the receptionist said "she will call you back very soon, I know she wants to talk to you."

!!

WAIT. I thought you already heard back from them . . .

SO EXCITING!

go jesse! that sounds promising, for sure.

I heard back and got a rejection, but she called just now and left an interesting message, something like, "Jesse, give me a call, John and I would like to speak with you. We'll be in the office. hope to hear from you soon."

Huh. Maybe you are their #2 & the #1 backed out or couldn't or something. OR they liked you so much that they created a new position for you!

or they just like to mess with people's minds

Huh. Maybe you are their #2 & the #1 backed out or couldn't or something. OR they liked you so much that they created a new position for you!

i was thinking the same thing. i know when jen interviewed at baxter a few years ago they didn't think she'd be a good fit for the position she interviewed for but they really REALLY thought she was awesome so they created a position for her. that led to her making all kinds of money and us going to hawaii for a week at the four seasons and eventually her kicking my ass to the curb and fleeing to southern california.

fuck that job jesse.

no, wait, get that fucking job jesse!

jesse is single! he can go to hawaii & meet a guy to stay at the four seasons with . . . etc. etc.

Wait, why did you say "fuck that job" first?

kevin fears jobs

Ergophobia- Fear of work.

wait-ing by the phoo-ooone
wait-ing for you to call me up
and tell me I've got a job

OH SHIT I GOT IT!

WOOT!

Congrats, dude.

that is so awesome! I think you need to be purchased a cool beverage of some sort.

applause.mp3

Hey, how do I send those annoying "event invitations" on myspace?

YAY!!!

did they give you any details?

!!!!!

jesse: omg
jesse: i'm gonna shit
jesse: in my pants
jesse: now
Dan: do it!
Dan: you can afford new ones

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'm way more excited than if I had been offered the job the first time around! I am thinking about it and can not remember the last time I was this excited.

YAYAYAYAYAAY I want to fucking celebrate!

BY SHITTING IN MY PANTS. NOW.

THEN I'LL SHIT IN ALL OF YOUR PANTS!