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when someone in the uk says 'do the math', my blood starts to boil.

stirmonster (stirmonster), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I could have sworn I posted about my hatred of standard canned office speak such as "can of worms" and "head's up" on here already but I guess that was somewhere else. Also vile: "compelling". FUCK THAT don't tell me that something is "compelling", make it interesting to begin with.

Also, "That being said," and all variations of it. IF YOU WEREN'T RIGHT OR DIDN'T MEAN THE FIRST BIT WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY IT YOU ASSHOLE?

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"one [Person's Name]" -- as in "Walking out of the coffee shop on Tuesday morning was one Spencer Chow." (Usually used to suggest some sort of eyebrow-raising "who should it be but.")

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Kyle, surely you understand the concept of ambivalence?!?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"can of worms" is office speak?

I should get a job

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

'No pun intended' annoys me. Usually it's said to someone who didn't intend to pun and can't be bothered with whatever pun is being inferred by the punster.

estela (estela), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco and Walter: Hey "Dudes", thanks! I went and read again about the ebonics "thing". I see your point. But if you cannot communicate and people cannot communicate with you how can you possibly learn math or anything for that matter?

Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Lots of the offending examples in this thread (excepting the marketing-speak) could be perceived as creative/colloquial/regional/whatever language and, while we all have our peeves, may not be incorrect per se.

Language witched up by human resource departments (ew) however, deserves its own special place in the fiery hereafter. I recently got an email at work that proudly held forth on our NEW AND IMPROVED orientation program for new employees...except, instead of boring old "orientation", they're launching the new term "on-boarding". As in, getting someone ON BOARD. If you sat within 20 feet of me you'd have heard teeth grinding, I tells ya.

Laurel, Friday, 19 August 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Recently, I've been exchanging e-mails with a girl I met online and every message from her contains AT LEAST one "anywho".

kickitcricket (kickitcricket), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"Appies" for appetizers is an expression I loathe and is now so common it's showing up on menus.

everything, Friday, 19 August 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh I admit I say "that said..." a lot :/

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Usually because yeah I'm ambivalent, or at least trying to indicate I'm open to different POV on an argument. eg "well I think X, but that said, Y seems plausible too, so yeah". Etc.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

people throughout my entire company overuse "due to" and do so incorrectly ALL the time. it makes me want to scream!!!

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, "That being said," and all variations of it. IF YOU WEREN'T RIGHT OR DIDN'T MEAN THE FIRST BIT WHY DID YOU EVEN SAY IT YOU ASSHOLE?

i take "that being said" to be an introduction to a follow-up statement, or a proviso. i appreciate the inverted-pyramid-style organization of thought here: lay down the most relevant information first, then start to put your own spin on things.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"Appies" for appetizers is an expression I loathe and is now so common it's showing up on menus.

i'm sort of curious about the very english thing of diminutizing (infantilizing?) common nouns. "butty" and "sarnie" and "appie" and "footie" (although "footie" usually refers to aussie rules football, right?) and (to name a few where the diminutizations don't come with any shift in literal meaning) watching "telly," paying the "lecky" bill, getting a new "brolly" as a "pressie," etc.

i know i'm posting this on an "annoys the shit out of you" thread, but i have no problem with any of it!

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

i think all languages might do this though!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate when people say "just deserts" and I know if they had to write it down they'd spell it "desserts." Stupid fuckin' twats. People. I hate 'em. Also, it's not "Custard's" Last Stand. I mean, I'm almost positive some thinks it's "Custard," but it isn't. Okay? It isn't.

off 'is meds, Friday, 19 August 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what you mean, s/c

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

otm caitlin

tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

It's late for this, but I really hated the whole "death of irony"/"end of irony" meme. You might say I hated it from ground zero.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i like this meme, but only in that irony is so tiring. maybe it's less annoying if you aren't surrounded by ironic morons in college.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"purposely" and "purposefully" are NOT THE SAME WORD, ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE, AND DO NOT MEAN THE SAME THING. STOP DOING IT. THANK YOU.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"good for the soul" NO IT ISN'T

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

why, it's our old friend "nuke-ular"!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually heard some neocon "expert" on C-SPAN pronouncing it new cue lure with clear, evident intent, presumably for wingnut cred. The white fascist equivalent of "axe," I guess...

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The laid-back place where I work has unfortunately been recently infitrated by a User of Annoying Speech. Recently BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH . . . so just a "HEADS' UP." And later, to another coworker Can you do BLAH BLAH BLAH . . . "ASAP"?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i like this meme, but only in that irony is so tiring. maybe it's less annoying if you aren't surrounded by ironic morons in college.

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), August 19th, 2005.

Well, actually, there's some truth to that. But it wasn't college kids repeating this meme, it was journalists. It was like "NOW THAT SOMETHING BAD HAS HAPPENED, CAN WE EVER NOT TAKE EVERYTHING TO BE SOMBER AND SERIOUS AGAIN???" Of course we can you sanctimonious fucks!

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

To use another meme I loathe, LONDON SURVIVED THE BLITZ and they still have irony.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Doesn't the more nuanced version of this meme claim that there now exists a "post-ironic" state of mind that is somehow simultaneously sincere and ironic? The future as Andy Kaufman.


By the way...re words what annoy...the shit...out of...

------->"meme"

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew someone was going to bring up "meme". But I find it to be a very useful, if starting-to-be-overused term.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"purposely" and "purposefully" are NOT THE SAME WORD, ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE, AND DO NOT MEAN THE SAME THING. STOP DOING IT. THANK YOU.

matos, once again i say YOU'RE A DOLL.

(i like "meme" too.)

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm happy we're all over doing in-depth investigations of "schadenfreude" now ("wow, did you know there's, like, a TERM for that thing when you're happy about someone's failure? yeah, it's true, a big fancy GERMAN word.")

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

What word did people use before the rather recent Coinage of Meme?

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"thing"

gem (trisk), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i think all languages might do this though!

i don't think american english does it so relentlessly though.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

That's just it, I think I like "meme" because it feels like the first adequate word to describe what it describes. But maybe I'm forgetting something.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link

another one: "presently" doesn't mean "currently."

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

x-meme

This is what I'm wondering. Trend? Fad? Archetype? Cultural development? Idea?

I do concede that maybe, just maybe, this is a case of a new word engendering new thoughts. A meme meme. If you will. As it were.

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

the verb "trending"

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:20 (nineteen years ago) link

outside of juicy statistical research projects, that is.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"the heartland"
"real americans" (where "real americans" are straight white christians who don't live in major cities and who aren't very bright)

and any variations of same.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i knew there was one i was forgetting: "all-american" (wtf does this MEAN?)

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Speaking of political terms:

"Values Voter" (as if people vote on anything else)

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

also "Limousine Liberal" - doubly annoying because it suggests that there is some inherent contradiction in being rich and liberal, and its usage suggests that this is actually a significant demographic.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate "limousine liberal" too. did the libertarians invent that one?

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link

HOMELAND SECURIY

why? why not American Security, U.S. Security, of just plain Security.

What are the cultural ramifications of this antiquated, underused, in the contxt of this country, phrase being given new life.

Homelands are where people come from, they are not the new, shiny America. But homelands are often under siege, is this why it must be Homeland Security, so we will realize the great importance of the endeavor. If it way US Security, would we not feel so comforted, protected.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh god, I hated the "homeland" so much when it was first introduced; that I haven't thought about in a while is even worse - it means I've gotten used to it.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

That reminds me, a few months ago, there was a news story about a fraud where a guy had gotten people to invest in a device that was supposed to be a "biological attack detector" -- in fact it was nothing but a filing cabinet with a flashing light on top.

That's exactly what the Homeland Security dept. is.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

a device that was supposed to be a "biological attack detector" -- in fact it was nothing but a filing cabinet with a flashing light on top

in other news...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland/images/300-HSAS-Chart.jpg

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 August 2005 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

But if you cannot communicate and people cannot communicate with you how can you possibly learn math or anything for that matter?

That's why Ebonics proponents wanted the state to provide more funding to teach these students English just like it funds ESL programs for kids who speak only Spanish.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 19 August 2005 04:12 (nineteen years ago) link


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