Chicago: customers are advised to allow extra travel time

WOOT!

Congrats, dude.

that is so awesome! I think you need to be purchased a cool beverage of some sort.

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Hey, how do I send those annoying "event invitations" on myspace?

YAY!!!

did they give you any details?

!!!!!

jesse: omg
jesse: i'm gonna shit
jesse: in my pants
jesse: now
Dan: do it!
Dan: you can afford new ones

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I'm way more excited than if I had been offered the job the first time around! I am thinking about it and can not remember the last time I was this excited.

YAYAYAYAYAAY I want to fucking celebrate!

BY SHITTING IN MY PANTS. NOW.

THEN I'LL SHIT IN ALL OF YOUR PANTS!

YAY!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

NO
MO
NOODLES

what is this job?

buttboy

senior buttboy

Señor buttboy

GOOD JOB JESSE

http://www.bluedolphin.org/NewBDwebsite/Childrens%20Scans%203/Rainbow%20Unicorn

OK, I'm trying to be calm, but it's hard.

Their hire decided that she couldn't handle the job *physically* (?!). They are paying me less than I wanted, but I will have 100% free health insurance.

Admin assist at a law firm, but they said that it will turn into a legal assistant, and they were supportive of my plans to go to school for paralegal studies while I worked.

Why bother being calm? This is a good time to flip out.

I actually squealed in Argo Tea.

When do you start?

. . . and once they see how awesome you are IN ACTION they will want to throw more money at you.

I have to go to work. I am...ebullient.

Funniest sentences on this thread today:
1. I know a baby with a fake iPod.
2. I actually squealed in Argo Tea.

THANK CHRIST. Now that Jesse's gone to work we can FINALLY talk about something other than his AMMMAAAAAAZING NEW JOB.

j/k

I am going to be the best, sharpest little assistant this city ever saw.

That wasn't as funny as it seemed in my head.

The Best, Sharpest Little Assistant This City Ever Saw should be an animated musical or something.

OK....

Off to sling chum.

Once I clean all this feces off the walls at Argo....

Bye lovers!

Their hire decided that she couldn't handle the job *physically* (?!).

^one million joeks in here

Congrats, Jesse!!

congratulations!!! please don't shit in my pants!!

My mom insists on answering, "Hello?" even when she sees my number on the phone. When she types "phone" she puts a little ' in front, so you know she's abbreviating "telephone."

JITTERBUG.

-- La Lechera, Tuesday, August 14, 2007 10:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I sometimes answer "hello" even with caller ID because I get a kick out of people saying "Dan?"

-- dan m, Tuesday, August 14, 2007 10:40 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I don't understand. I always answer the phone "Hello?", even though I only ever answer calls from numbers I recognize. Sometimes I will say "Hey," but I don't think "hello" is so weird at all.

OK, so I think I can start Thursday. I will have to work out a short notice at the restaurant, though I really hope I can still work 2 shifts per week there, both for the money and for the funny.

YAAAYYY, Jesse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(By the way, I got your letter! THANK YOU)

USA v. BRAZIL @ Soldier Field!

http://www.ussoccer.com/articles/viewArticle.jsp_1998867.html

Katie, Matt, and I are going. It's a little pricey but... BRAZIL! Supposedly they're bringing all the stars along, too.

Will they be selling novelty bottle openers?

lol Here's hoping

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/DarkieToothpaste_new.jpg

speaking of allowing extra travel time, did anybody else have to sit on a dead train for 20 minutes this morning? They said something about "police activity" at one of the stations.

But then the train went express and I made it on time anyway.

Are there any good online crosswords out there? The UI on the AV Club's xword is great.

This has been bothering me for a while since it's at the top of the screen, but what is "UI"?

Oh wait, "user interface"? I just googled it. I thought it was a crossword term, haha.

I am craving some of those maple candies that you can get in New England or at Cracker Barrel.

this kind:

http://www.piecesofvermont.com/images/robb/candies.jpg