worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show -- it's done really well but obv the best part is guy's interactions with people -- can't tell which i enjoy more, someone who is all "uhhh what the fuuuuck? i'm a 50 year old man, i don't want to fist bump you" or someone who is all "WE CALL THIS THE REDNECK TACO! PEPPERJACK CHEESE AND MAYO AND GUACAMOLE!" who gets guy all giddy -- the whole thing is so fun tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

His hair is made of ginger shoots and the freshest farm-grown rhubarb.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

diners, driven is & dives is a genuinely great show

omg so wrong

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"screaming gobbler" sounds like an awful horror movie.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

he was visibly in awe of the bbq dude who coined the "redneck taco" -- obv we know he has a thing for being all "it's okay if you don't want to eat foreign food, stupid white people! we'll just make it into normal white people food! rest easy!"

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

DD&D & best thing i ever ate are totally in the food network canon imo

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link

never actually seen this guy do his thing

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

it's as endearing as it is hilarious - his own cooking is a TOTALLY different story tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link

best thing I ever ate is also horrible! you can tell that these people have all gone to the place they're talking about like, twice. it's the food network version of one of those vh1 shows where they were just like "let's make a show that costs $0 to make"

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i watch toooons of food network esp during the day

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

never actually seen this guy do his thing

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki)

lucky you, this choad wants to be Ray Smuckles when he grows up

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

chopped and throwdown are the things I will rep for

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

oh and good eats

iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link

throwdown is cool -- chopped i can't watch cuz it's such a terrible approximation of top chef -- worst cook in america or w/e i enjoyed tho

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)

I'd love your girlfriend. When I visit friends they get mad cuz all I wanna do is watch the Neelys slap each other's asses.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link

my roommates stopped kicking it in the living room during the day cuz food network bores the shit out of them

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs a heart attack

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

btw guy just said "the crunch on this is crunchtastic"

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs armond white a heart attack

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah their food seems genuinely terrible

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Plus, most of these cooks, forgive me, are under the mistaken impression that "dry rubbing" meat with all kinds of ominous powders will give it flavor.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

(the Cuban in me marinates every meat in sour orange juice and garlic powder)

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

So when are you getting your cooking show dammit

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I am insistent.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if the people who work on this show are

a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irl
b. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bands
c. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back

hahahaha alfred

― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 24, 2010 10:54 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

basically guarantee you its a and c

max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you just described the type of people who work for Glenn Beck as well.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah. it's glenn beck's audience who are (b)

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Glenn Beck's BBQ

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link

So when are you getting your cooking show dammit

too fond of serving my product raw

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

So make that the angle of the show.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Alfred's Animal Appetites

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

lamprey and monk rats

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah DD&D is a great show in spite of Guy's doucheness

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYeeUUpPkks

went there today. tacos arabe mmmm.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

last week i was enjoying my lunch at a taco truck when i saw this:

http://twitpic.com/1ph6x9

i still enjoyed my lunch, but threw up a little in my mouth.

EGOT Schiele (get bent), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link

GUY FITE HERE

taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ha ha ha insane clown foodie

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

ahaha i love when he makes a completely corny joke and then looks back at the camera like "DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??"

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i47.tinypic.com/k33vwp.png

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/11/dining/11Fieri.html

Mr. Fieri, with partners, runs three branches of an Italian-American pub called Johnny Garlic’s; and two hybrids of California-style sushi and Southern barbecue called Tex Wasabi’s. Johnny Garlic’s serves dishes like Cajun chicken pasta Alfredo; a signature dish at Tex Wasabi’s is found in the “gringo sushi” portion of the menu: the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed,” he said. “So I make what they do like.”

I DIED, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed

I DIED, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

smh

stuckey's snackhouse (get bent), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck america

just sayin, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

a lot of people who like pizza don't like dough, sauce, cheese, or toppings

stuckey's snackhouse (get bent), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

a lot of people who like eggs don't like eggs

stuckey's snackhouse (get bent), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link

the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.

"I've just admitted that my food is inedible except as a dare."

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link

love sushi, hate rice

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember the name of that place in new york now. sushi samba! where you can get themed mexican sushi and $10 cosmos.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link


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