"screaming gobbler" sounds like an awful horror movie.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
he was visibly in awe of the bbq dude who coined the "redneck taco" -- obv we know he has a thing for being all "it's okay if you don't want to eat foreign food, stupid white people! we'll just make it into normal white people food! rest easy!"
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link
DD&D & best thing i ever ate are totally in the food network canon imo
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
never actually seen this guy do his thing
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
it's as endearing as it is hilarious - his own cooking is a TOTALLY different story tho
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
best thing I ever ate is also horrible! you can tell that these people have all gone to the place they're talking about like, twice. it's the food network version of one of those vh1 shows where they were just like "let's make a show that costs $0 to make"
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link
(gf refuses to watch/enjoy ANYTHING but the food network)
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i watch toooons of food network esp during the day
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki)
lucky you, this choad wants to be Ray Smuckles when he grows up
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
chopped and throwdown are the things I will rep for
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
oh and good eats
― iatee, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
throwdown is cool -- chopped i can't watch cuz it's such a terrible approximation of top chef -- worst cook in america or w/e i enjoyed tho
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd love your girlfriend. When I visit friends they get mad cuz all I wanna do is watch the Neelys slap each other's asses.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
my roommates stopped kicking it in the living room during the day cuz food network bores the shit out of them
the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs a heart attack
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
btw guy just said "the crunch on this is crunchtastic"
the neelys are fucking creepy -- i feel like they would literally give morbs armond white a heart attack
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i wonder if the people who work on this show are
a. completely self-loathing cuz guy is annoying as shit irlb. terrifying guy disciples who wear custom arm bandsc. dudes who have the time of their lives snickering about guy behind his back
hahahaha alfred
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4421327174_edf0cb44d2.jpg
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/img/neely-shrimpstick3.jpg
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah their food seems genuinely terrible
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Plus, most of these cooks, forgive me, are under the mistaken impression that "dry rubbing" meat with all kinds of ominous powders will give it flavor.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
(the Cuban in me marinates every meat in sour orange juice and garlic powder)
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
So when are you getting your cooking show dammit
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I am insistent.
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 24, 2010 10:54 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
basically guarantee you its a and c
― max, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you just described the type of people who work for Glenn Beck as well.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah. it's glenn beck's audience who are (b)
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Glenn Beck's BBQ
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago) link
too fond of serving my product raw
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
So make that the angle of the show.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Alfred's Animal Appetites
lamprey and monk rats
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah DD&D is a great show in spite of Guy's doucheness
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYeeUUpPkks
went there today. tacos arabe mmmm.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link
last week i was enjoying my lunch at a taco truck when i saw this:
http://twitpic.com/1ph6x9
i still enjoyed my lunch, but threw up a little in my mouth.
― EGOT Schiele (get bent), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link
GUY FITE HERE
― taqsim for Gaffney (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link
ha ha ha insane clown foodie
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
ahaha i love when he makes a completely corny joke and then looks back at the camera like "DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??"
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/k33vwp.png
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/11/dining/11Fieri.html
Mr. Fieri, with partners, runs three branches of an Italian-American pub called Johnny Garlic’s; and two hybrids of California-style sushi and Southern barbecue called Tex Wasabi’s. Johnny Garlic’s serves dishes like Cajun chicken pasta Alfredo; a signature dish at Tex Wasabi’s is found in the “gringo sushi” portion of the menu: the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed,” he said. “So I make what they do like.”
“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed,” he said. “So I make what they do like.”
― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link
A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweedA lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed
― I DIED, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
smh
― stuckey's snackhouse (get bent), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
good luck america
― just sayin, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link
a lot of people who like pizza don't like dough, sauce, cheese, or toppings
― stuckey's snackhouse (get bent), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago) link
a lot of people who like eggs don't like eggs
the Jackass Roll, filled with pulled pork, avocado and French fries.
"I've just admitted that my food is inedible except as a dare."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
love sushi, hate rice
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i remember the name of that place in new york now. sushi samba! where you can get themed mexican sushi and $10 cosmos.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link
it's brazilian
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
oh right, "samba"
i swear they had mole sauce though
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i wouldn't doubt it. i do think they are pretty loose with their regional interpretations but it's been awhile since i ate there. i did have some good $10 drinks there tbh(no cosmo)
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link