What should be the 11th Commandment?

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''Thou shalt not sing Pet Shop Boys songs at Karaoke.''

no, even though pet shop boys are terrible I think its important that no beach boys is evah sung again. I've heard the horrors.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thou shalt not dial while drunk. Especially to exes.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 1 June 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thou shall not hate.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thou shalt keep an interest base larger than, "War, what is it good for?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Sunday, 1 June 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thou shall not be a spammer. We have a special level of hell for thine bastards.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 1 June 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Just kidding."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 June 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...

"Ship of fools', the Christian humour website is running a competition to find the 11th commandment. You could win a camera phone.

Actually I just wanted to type 'Christian humour website'..it seems so unlikely..anyway, here's the link

― winterland, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not chew with your mouth open.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket!

― Homer J. Simpson (SeanC), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, and any other types of fun human stuff that we were too dour and dull to think of, thou shalt not do them either.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

PSYCH!

― 11th Commandment (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt step off.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not be a Republican.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

Thou Shalt Not Take the Shatner's Name in Vain

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Thou shalt not be a self-righteous asshole.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

"Cartoon Summer Panties"

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

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