Fireworks in the hands of the general public: C/D

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Trayce, being banned makes them better. Juvenile psychology, but potent. It is almost required that you buy some at the Tennessee border when heading home into Georgia.

― emilys. (emilys.), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Obviously classic. As with most "X in the hands of the general public" threads: America v. the Rest of Y'all.

Roman candle fights w/friends are the awesomest!!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I got lit gunpowder in my eye, once. Im lucky it didnt do any damage. And no it wasnt my own fault ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

classic. one of the few highlights of my pyro adolescense, along with my 2400 modem and Jim Lee X-men comics.

plus, my backyard faced the 2nd hole of a golf course, so we'd like the fuse of a thing of firecrackers and hide, then they'd go off right as the golfers tried to swing. Such fun.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Wasn't Otis. Like Otis would think to do that.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Classic: if it's me, because I'm Responsible and know what I'm doing.

Dud: if it's anyone else.

Can we please post this at the top of every ILX thread ever, followed by clear instructions as to the best method for dissidents to shoot themselves in the face?

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I have never known anyone to be maimed or killed by a damn firecracker. All those kids with the missing digits from M-80's were probably eating apples with razorblades stuck inside 'em last night.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

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