And she was 5 at the time I knew her and too young and innocent to realize the hell that lay ahead of her: Paja3 (pronounced Pa-zhay) Schl3busch. Can you say that out loud without spit flying all over your monitor? I can't.
― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link
(consulting Ghana page of my Panini sticker book, I also like Asamoah Frimpong and John Pantsil)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Who Are You... The Nerve... I Wanna Get Out, I Wanna Get Out (Dada), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
I have firsthand accounts of an extant Johnny Paradise.
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Scourage (Haberdager), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― spastic heritage (spastic heritage), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Delicious B. Jones
― spastic heritage (spastic heritage), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― badg (badg), Thursday, 24 August 2006 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 05:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 26 October 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Edward Bordas (edb), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― molly d (mollyd), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Thursday, 26 October 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― === temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 12:37 (seventeen years ago) link
DeLorean Churby
OMG
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 14 June 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link
I knew someone once called Barry Ireland. It's very funny if you're Welsh.
― nate woolls, Thursday, 14 June 2007 08:56 (seventeen years ago) link
My aunt had a childhood playmate named Tucker Plumstead.
I went to college with a girl named Guinevere Schmuck.
The recently-retired CFO of my company is named C0nn1e Cumm1ng5, and yet is not a pornstar.
― Phil D., Thursday, 14 June 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link
Michael D. Jew (defendant in a lawsuit I just read)
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link
Ulysses Carbon: http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1602710.mostviewed.breaking_news_man_charged_with_walthamstow_murder.php
― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
Random Justice Phillips
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Did I not post Manjula Icecreamwalla?
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
somebody in my class once was apparently named Man-On Chin
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link
kenny gee
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sullivanandcromwell.com/lawyers/detail.aspx?attorney=140
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I used one of those address look-up things for an internship. I remember the last name in the registry was Zolton Zzzytwit. I was also surprised by the number of people with the last name Hitler in the US.
― clotpoll, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Rear Admiral John Stufflebeam
Also: When I was in grade school, my friends and I used to look up odd names in the phone book, make "clever" little rhymes or poems about the names, and prank call said individuals. Some names I remember from those days:
Dirk Greep, Zoltan Papp, Vernon Winklepleck
― Pillbox, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew a dude with the last name Manlove once
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
More: Boutros-Boutros Ghali; Shecki "the Jackyl"
― Pillbox, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Rageing Warr, convicted in Indiana of "battery by body waste"
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 December 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
apparently that just referred to her spitting in a cop's face, which is not as gross as I was imagining
― Hurting 2, Thursday, 13 December 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link
A woman at my work has the first name Godsent.
― franny glass, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link