Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

Oh christ, that's obnoxious.

(That is, "regardless of whether it is grammatically incorrect," which run-on sentences are.)

That usage is most obnoxious when it's a professor using it, esp. as they assess your writing! It makes me start writing. In clippy little sentences. That are worse than the alleged original "problem."

Ugh, those clippy little sentence fragments are the worst.

oh yes. I once had a professor edit something I wrote by just changing the commas to full stops. I was. I will say. Not pleased. Give me interminably long sentences or give me NOTHING.

'cooked to perfection' irritates the fuck out of me. generally heard coming from some snooty nob who've appointed themselves as king culinary arbiter. bugs me because it gives off this incredibly self-centred view that *their* taste is THE correct one and only they can pronounce things perfect or not.

To be honest, I'm not a fan of online acronyms. If I recall correctly, it once wasn't considered that onerous a task to type out four- and five-letter words in full.

rce u

I was assuming I'd get either a "Clemenza OTM" or whatever stands for "Clemenza full of shit." I'll have to look that one up...

arsey you

Thanks. Got it.

I was merely pointing out that (and in my case, especially while I'm at work) it is often rather convenient to convey the thrust of your point in abbreviated form- it's quicker, you see.

Not a problem. Everyone has their reasons, I think the saying goes.

brvt sl wt iirc

Brevity is the soul of wit, yes. Unless it's so brief that it's the soul of "Huh?"

the push to use latin when pressed for typing time starts here. let's get classy out there people.

Yes, that was the point I started out to make: use Latin, everybody. I should have made that clearer.

Quite serious, to be honest.

How does "veggies" even sound australian? It sounds midwestern or something to me.

You know, I'm thinking that if your job is so busy that the time difference between typing "tbh" and "to be honest"--which is what, half-a-second?--is an issue, another alternative would be not to go on message boards at work? I mean, I hope you're not in the middle of performing open-heart surgery or anything.

Had to literally stop someone yesterday from finishing telling me that the trailer he saw for an upcoming film probably showed all the best parts.

concubitus per lavatio a hat

ha my job is clearly not that busy, i was making the best case benefit-of-the-doubt scenario

people resuming correspondence with "i trust you are well"

My mom used to describe things she thought were strange but didn't want to disapprove of as "very..... different" or "quite.......interesting" but these days she's been using "unique", which normally wouldn't bother me but she always uses them with intensifiers so I'm stuck hearing "it's very unique" and even sometimes the dreaded "well, it's more unique than..."

'That's different' - pronounced 'diff-urnt' - is an insult in the US Midwest.

People who say 'the proof is in the pudding'

THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING IS IN THE EATING, OKAY?

suffix "-monger".

"... it's not true"

^ Stupid construction. Heard a guy saying it on the news this morning:

"Our athletes are looking forward to the competition IT'S NOT TRUE"

Sorry:

"Our athletes are so looking forward to the competition IT'S NOT TRUE"

"like the lovechild of [ x ] and [ y ]" / "if [ x ] and [ y ] had a baby"

stop with this lazy shit, the formulation is not inherently funny or clever, & there are other ways to describe the combination of two influences

saying someone looks or sounds "like a muppet"

if they do not bear an uncanny resemblance to a specific muppet then i don't want to hear it, just more lazy cleverness, plus the muppets rule so fuck u

"cosign"

elmo argonaut looks like Lew Zealand.

muppet is an insult over here, probably not independent of the actual muppets tho tbf

"Fey" in any context not meaning "doomed". I think that some people think it's a synonym for "gay".

The twee kicks in quickly with opening track “The Stars Of Track And Field,” with its references to “kissing girls” and “innocent boys” in the first few lines. This may sound silly, but there’s something about the way frontman Stuart Murdoch says “boys” and “girls” that sounds especially fey, and it inexplicably irks me. Maybe it’s because Murdoch’s accent enhances the preciousness, or maybe it’s because I find it annoying when grown adults refer to each other as girls and boys, like they’re on a playground or playing kickball in an adult recreational league.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/belle-sebastians-if-youre-feeling-sinister,47346/

creative as a noun

as in "let's get a couple of creatives in here"?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2010/may/29/advertising-creatives/print

I want to be a destructive.

fey
adj \ˈfā\
Definition of FEY
1
a chiefly Scottish : fated to die : doomed b : marked by a foreboding of death or calamity
2
a : able to see into the future : visionary b : marked by an otherworldly air or attitude c : crazy, touched
3
a : excessively refined : precious b : quaintly unconventional : campy

yeah I've never seen "fey" used in the first or second contexts there

Morgana le Fey is probably the only one in any kind of common usage (though people probably think it's her surname.)

I don't understand what definition 3 has to do with definition 1 or 2, which are the ones I'm familiar with.

marked by an otherworldly air or attitude -> elven in a contrived manner (see, say Elfine from Cold Comfort Farm) -> Definition 3.

also see: Joanna Newsom

Yeah, I could see that. But my strong suspicion is that it's not as complicated as that. I'll bet that it evolved from people misusing language. Anyone have an OED account here?

xp

Fée is also 'fairy' in French.

the key word here is "evolved"