it's hard to describe the neelys -- they're a couple and their show is weirdly sexual & the husband is just freaking bizarre
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i really started to enjoy diner drive-ins and dives after the missus pointed out how OBVIOUSLY totally baked he is half the time on that show
― my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
ddd is one of my favorite shows on tv
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
then again i watch food network from the hours of 2 pm - 5 pm every day so \(o_O)/
the best part of ddd is when the ppl are genuinely weirded out by him and would obv rather not be doing the show cuz he's like constantly fist bumping
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm on record for my endorsement of the Neelys, terribly earnest pop psychology lectures to the camera and all.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
they are kinda bizarre and yet i want them to adopt me
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
they would make you eat vanilla ice cream with the Neely's Special Dry Rub sprinkled all over it.
― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
man you guys are tempting me but i haven't been outside for over 50 hours
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
English speakers butchering of Japanese vs. Japanese speakers butchering of English?
was in a restaurant a while ago and some v loud guy at a nearby table was telling everyone how he had been to Japan and you know karaoke isn't pronounced like that and mispronunciation is a terrible and shocking ignorance that is uniquely white and Anglophone (continued for about 10 minutes)
was mentally compiling a list of Japanese borrowings from English which are not pronounced like the English
― patapon pataphysics (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
basketoburu
every culture mispronounces/appropriates words in a weird way. The Japanese do it, igringos do it, Latinos do it. Guy Fieri is still Satan.
― Zooster vs. The Slapp (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
igringos!
I was at this really nice cafe in cleveland that I guess was on ddd. Guy Fieri signed a poster they had hanging in the front window. This fuckin guy actually writes like this:
TO DA' DINER DAT HAS DA' BEST BREAKFAST IN ALL OF CLEVELAND
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
was in a restaurant a while ago and some v loud guy at a nearby table was telling everyone how he had been to Japan and you know karaoke isn't pronounced like that and mispronunciation is a terrible and shocking ignorance that is uniquely white and Anglophone
TS: this guy vs. the guy stumbling out of the sushi restaurant across the street from my house yelling "I LOVE SAKE!"
Americans have a weird relationship with Japan
― do you feel me? somebody, feel me (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
The Western world has a weird relationship with Japan
Fixed.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't actively dislike guy fieri, really, he seems like a KIP kind of dude and some of those places he's been to look insane.
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Guy Fieri's Rock and Roll Sake = soy sauce/mayo/chili oil with a Coors Light chaser.
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link
this dudes "wearing sunglasses on the back of his head" game is TIGHT
― my balls and my nerds (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
today he's making "guy-talian nachos" and "won tacos"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
this "guy-talian nachos" thing is so sandra lee that it's almost scary
he's making an "italian salsa" & also right now he's combining sour cream & ricotta cheese because of how sour cream is usually on mexican nachos, but these are italian
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"it tastes like an italian lasagna... on a crispy wonton. which is exactly what it should be!"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like he needs better weed?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
so we went to our favorite / the best taco place in queens* and upon entering we saw guy fieri's face stenciled on the wall w/ "guy was here - 10/10." me and gf were sad that we didn't happen to end up there the day it was being filmed.
the owner talked to us about it - apparently he's pretty true to his tv character. prob not gonna air til like january, but it should be pretty good for business. it's definitely not a 'diner, drive-in or dive'.
*tortilleria nixtamal for nyc ppl
― iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah they kinda moved from diner/drive in/dive to 'just good places to eat'
― odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm surprised he doesn't end up in nyc more, w/ the food network headquarters here? but I guess he is set up on the west coast. not that the food network needs more shows talking about nyc restaurants.
in my head I sorta have the food network mapped into 'blue state shows' (iron chef, bobby flay, chopped, the reality tv shows) and 'red state shows' (unwrapped, guy etc.)
― iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
looking at a supermarket sushi snack pack which proudly announces "no raw fish"
thinking of how delighted some dude in a suit probably was when a focus group said that they would buy sushi for lunch except they weren't sure about "raw fish", and he realised that without the fuss of expensive cuts of good fish and proper curing he could now sell two tablespoons of white rice, a tiny sliver of seaweed, three 0.6cm squares of red pepper, three 0.6cm squares of cucumber, and a teaspoon of tinned tuna + mayo for £3 a go
― moiré eel (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
this guy was in jaxon's hood a couple days ago lol.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.chow.com/food-news/55490/microwavable-sushi/
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 7 January 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
u_u
I had no idea until right now that Tex Wasabi was Guy Fieri's fault. There's a bunch of them around Sacramento and they were always just so WTF to me. Barbecue and Sushi? NO! FUCK NO!. But now that I know it's Guy, the unholy marriage makes so much more sense. Like, Ohhhh. Of course!! GROSS.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
god it makes so much sense that this guy WENT TO COLLEGE in las vegas
― kl0pper city in the ghetto (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 January 2011 07:50 (thirteen years ago) link
They has college in las Vegas???
― blank, Thursday, 27 January 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link
unlv
― hipsters jump up to get run off (get bent), Thursday, 27 January 2011 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol he just ate a meal w/ the singer from smash mouth
― lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Aren't they the same person?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I actually spent a couple months at UNLV for a job. it's a really shitty place and it's getting worse as nevada continues its downward spiral. student center looks like a small airplane food court and is probably the most impressive part of campus. students would probably struggle at a better state's city colleges.
― iatee, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
if y'all missed the food network special where guy and matthew mcconaughey bro'd down and cooked dinner together and drank cocktails YOU HAVEN'T LIVED
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
bongos y/n
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
bongos on set i believe but not played iirc
dudes are like tight bros, which surprised me but then suddenly made perfect sense
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
actually i take that back they did play bongos
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
YOO are lookin' streeeamlined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=related
a Gaucho outtake
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
visual proof of bongo playing!
― basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link
guy fieri seems like a tool and always with the pinky finger dipped in w/e is being cooked, but most of the places he visits look pretty outstanding and i like how they give you the lowdown on how the food is made.
― omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously thought MacConaheyhey was gonna grab Fiery's balls there at about the 00:10 mark
― ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Would totally smh MacCouugnahehyhey, especially in svelte form, if not for my fear that he smells like a dead squirrel.
― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
saw that this dude has a football show wtf how many times a week do we need to see him
― dan m, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
+ some commercial where he FIRES UP a tailgate party or something with his Ritz-cracker-based "cheesesteak slammers"
― proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda surprised that the McConaheyhey Fieri dish isn't some kind of brownie dish. lol.
And he TOTALLY was going to go for Fieri's crotch. Like he remembered at the last minute that they weren't bro-ing down at home, they're bro-ing down **on camera**.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link