Great Real Names

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there is a real estate agent & i think developer who has bought up a bunch of property fronting the canal near my place named hymie blankrot. like huge posters with his name and face on them all along the waterfront

chronicles of ridically (samosa gibreel), Sunday, 3 October 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

P3ppy B0nocore

http://www.freedomford.com/commercial-sales.htm

Multi-spectral Imogene (los blue jeans), Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

worst music genre ever

joygoat, Saturday, 16 October 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Dr. Warren G Butt, MD

Dr. Warren Butt practices gastroenterology and internal medicine in Newark, Delaware. Dr. Butt graduated with an MD 26 years ago.

lol @ dog w/ sunglasses (Pillbox), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

M0sthigh Thankg0d (some Philadelphian)

doo doo frown :( (Stevie D), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Sophie Maria Josephine Albina Gräfin Chotek von Chotkow und Wognin
Sergei Viktorovich Parshivlyuk
Dieumerci Mbokani Bezua
Xavier Foupa-Pokam

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

alain robbe-grillet ownz enough imo

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:25 (7 years ago)

Sébastien Chikara is better, tho

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Premendu Bikash Chaki

ilxinho (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Rong Pong

lol @ dog w/ sunglasses (Pillbox), Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

isabella cabbagestalk

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 October 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/rong-dong/a/326/bba

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Thomas Or3fice

erschloraque, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://rivals.yahoo.com/miami/football/recruiting/player-Norkeithus-Otis-97874;_ylt=AhbG3cRNh53u7eObwpf.s_1HspB4

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 October 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickson_Poon

(cheating cz dayo mentioned someone of this name upthread, but hey, regard this as a news update pointing you to his wikipedia entry)

what is he like? the guy's a juggalo, man (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 29 October 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

C. St3ph3n R3dh3ad (helped him just yesterday at work)

Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Friday, 29 October 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

All Blacks back, Mils Muliaina

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 30 October 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/AISxRl.jpg

another al3x, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I came across a Candy Poon today.

Madchen, Friday, 19 November 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

not genitalia related but i've found ilx poster Ismael Klata to be graced with one of the most wondeful names. it's really mustical and perfect

samosa gibreel, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I have actually thought the same about you several times.

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

for the longest time it didn't even come to mind that Ismael Klata may have been his real name. Almost too elegant, too lapidary and shapely to be real.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 November 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

totally

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

it's really mustical and perfect

― samosa gibreel, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this was a typo but i stand by it

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

man i created this account when i was seventeen & a big idiot and altho sometimes i really abhor it, there is definitely something mustical going on here too tbh

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

.....you mean your name isn't Samosa?

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

My mom swears she knew a girl growing up named Ophelia Balls.

jeevves, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Albion Urdank

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341413/

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Whitman is married to Griffith Harsh IV, a neurosurgeon at Stanford University Medical Center.[15]

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Both Andreas Pfister and Lucaz Bigwood are in my company's employ, the latter of whom looks like a henchman from the Lethal Weapon series.

a le tiss faux-cunt (Upt0eleven), Monday, 29 November 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i've prob posted this on here or the other 10 great real names threads but for the new decade...i knew a girl called JEAN POOLE

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Cameron Munter is not

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01503/samantha-cameron_1503037c.jpg

but is, in fact, the US ambassador to Pakistan.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Here in Ireland we have a Judge Barry White....

'I sentence you to lo-o-o-o-o-ve'

sonofstan, Friday, 10 December 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cadi29.de/autogramme/fussballf/Fanni_Vago.jpg

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Trufax: 12 of us are stood in some blinding heat waiting for a bus and one bloke (whose name was not Jonathan) went a bit bonkers and claimed to be the president of Nigeria. I said 'good luck, Jonathan!' ONE person got it.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Swear to god, I just made a flyer for a health lecture being given by a Dr. WANG and a Dr. CHUNG. My suggestion to headline the event "Everybody: Wang, Chung tonight!" has been ignored thus far.

Darin, Friday, 17 December 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Acting Inspector Luke Manhood, Tasmania Police

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Luminiţa Ruxandra Solcan

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hahahahahaha there's a dude in this office named just!n b!3ber, omfg feel sorry for this guy

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol naw

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The Jeopardy champion of the past few nights is named Eureka Nutt. (She lost yesterday though)

franny glass, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

P3t3r Buckst@ff

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Went to middle school/high school with

Locksley Cre@ry
Sinqu@r Childress

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Had an actual Mike Hunt as a science teacher

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Guy on a quiz show's name was Qu'ron; no last name given but that was awesome.

I always thought one of the greatest names would be "Fredlinda"

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Meant to be meeting a Madam Poon tomorrow.

Madchen, Thursday, 24 February 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Last name of the owner of the thai restaurant up the street is Pornphiriawang (or something very close).

kkvgz, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link


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