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I blame the consolidation of global political power and the diminution of class mobility on people who write in the passive voice.

I also have a horror of people who write prolifically in all caps.

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"It must say something about ILX that this is the most repeated topic of all time..."

This is true.

But, this is a topic that should be dealt with routinely and harshly... the only way we can correct the language and suppress it's organic growth is by exposing and banning every new usage as it occurs... Isn't that what the French do?

― andy, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Least favorite (mis)usage ever - "ON accident..." it's BY accident you fucking moron!!

Also: 'fridge,' girls who refer to each other as 'girl,' proactive...i'll be back when i think of more....

― roger adultery, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I know, oops, but still it pisses me off.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The recurrence of this topic is always accompanied by the recurrence of complaint about its recurrence.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Space. All this crap about needing space. Fuck off, then.

― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

All girls must now refer to one another as "guy"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ok?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Using "Sexy" in a business environment that has nothing to do with sex. As in "this is a very sexy proposal for our company". Well, I guess, if ripping people off is what turns you on.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

'exact same'.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"bird" instead of "girl" or "woman". AAAAAARGH.

― Melly E (Melly E), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

When people call each other 'babe' and the completely inappropriate use of the word 'literally'. Also can I add at this point, even if it may not be entirely relevant, the unjustifiable grammatical error in Rachael Stevens' song 'Sweet Dreams My LA Ex' : "accuse me of things I never done." And I've listened hard for "I've never done" to try and give her the benefit of the doubt but she doesn't say it.

― barbara wintergreen, Monday, 29 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Begging the question" and "chomping at the bit." The first is almost always used incorrectly, and the second should be "champing," Goddamn it.

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

or "bits"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

'any way shape or form'. Most heard in full-media-glare denials of misdeeds. Used by dodgy sportsmen who have been 'coached' by their minders for the occasion. It immediately strips the first dozen layers of credibility from whatever statement is being made.

'poetic justice'. Used by the lazy to describe all 'justice' the speaker approves of, instead of a particular type. The adjective is rendered meaningless.

Agree re 'bird' for woman/girl, and lament its threatened return. Stinks of 'I'm being un-PC, where's my medal?'. Also the C-person uses it, which kinda ends the argument.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

optics

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

also photonic inplace of optic

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"the....(insert superlative)...in pop."

― barbara wintergreen, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

To return to the top of the thread, I still after 20 odd years gag on 'outreach' as a VERB....

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the mightily empty "i could care less" variant on being unable to do the same

― ermes marana, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

People who pronounce the word "presentation" as "PRE-sentation".

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

since i was reading some VICIOUS anti- rachael ray sentiment last night and i'm still feelin' the love: "E.V.O.O. EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

"YUM-O"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

cf.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Also: 'fridge,'

Wait, huh? Fridge is the thing you put food in, whats wrong with it?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 August 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Saying "it impacted on me" instead of "it had an impact on me"... well that's annoying enough but, just recently, I've heard people say "it impacted me" - which surely would only make sense if the speaker was a molar?

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

'fridge,'

I'm picturing him saying things such as "Would you like me to remove another beverage from the refrigerator for you, whilst we watch some association football?"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

bougie, instead of bourgeois. heard it four times last week.

― naus (Robert T), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

"Chav"

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

bourgie?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

"Yes, sir, I am bougie, I am bougie... etc."

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

"what the...?"

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bougie

― naus (Robert T), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

"He's on fire"

As used to describe a footballer running into a streak of good form

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

chav, prole, "get one...", but most of all commercials selling relatively expensive goods such as electrcal gubbins, fitted kitchens and the like where people say only "one-nine-nine-nine" instead of "nominally under two thousand quid". do you think not actually saying the proper number is fooling me?!!?!!

― stelf)xxx, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:01 (twenty years ago)

"Raft"

When used in phrases like "a raft of policies" or "a raft of new measures" - why?!?!??!!?

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

which surely would only make sense if the speaker was a molar?

Or a colon.

COINKY-DINK, "guestimate," and any time someone ends an interrogative sentence with "at," as in "Where's my keys at?" or "Where's your head at?"

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

"let's unpack that (concept/policy/statement/generalisation)"

"hating on"

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh! Oh! This one REALLY annoyed me the other day:

"Action" used as a verb. (Especially with regards to some annoying little thing I had already been doing.) "Can you please action this?" Actually, no I can't. Action is a noun. If you would like me to DO it, then just ask. Argh.

Especially when coming from the same irritating marketing bods who last week asked me to "manage the relationship" with one of our suppliers. Fuck. Right. Off.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

oh i used to have a PA in the cubicle next to me for a while that said 'diarise' as in 'sure, john is free on tuesday morning, i'll diarise it'. aaaaarrrrggghh

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

"Boss"

A term of address directed at Turkish shopkeepers by 13 year old boys and directed by Turkish shopkeepers at everyone else. The most annoying ever.

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm not your fucking boss!!!!!!!!!!

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:28 (twenty years ago)

"Madam" when used by shop assistants. This kept happening to me yesterday.

DON'T MADAM ME, YOU LITTLE...!!! OK, according to Watching The English, this means that they have socio-status assessed me as middle class or higher. But it irritates me because it makes me feel old.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

i like most of these. i just like variety. i do hate 'action', 'impact on, etc, though.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:30 (twenty years ago)

dude, i call people 'boss'.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:35 (twenty years ago)

I don't want you to think that I obsess over it, but "obsessing over something" as opposed to "being obsessed with/about something"

― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

People saying 'momentarily' when what they mean is 'in a moment'.

'Whilst'

― estela (estela), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i fkn hate 'whilst' and 'amongst'.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

i like whilst too! it's kinda romantic, like 'betwixt'.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

'betwexit' is ok, a girl i liked used it instead of between all the time. but whilst can fuck off.

― N_RQ, Thursday, 18 August 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

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good idea, i think i'll steal it.

― she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 15:25 (four weeks ago)

yeah thanks f hazel that’s really helpful

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2025 16:11 (four weeks ago)

hmm i like that idea

― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 October 2025 16:40 (four weeks ago)

it only works at places with really dysfunctional software and processes, so... everywhere

― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 17:17 (four weeks ago)

I end up in the opposite position… having to rush because my allotted time was cut short by excessive grounding exercises and intros.

― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:36 (four weeks ago)

But sometimes I will do Q&A at the beginning because there’s too much to cover as is and I don’t want to be the tedious person explaining things no one gaf about

― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:38 (four weeks ago)

the goal is to have a powerpoint that explains everything but burn up all the presentation time by letting people rant about the subject of the powerpoint, then just say "good Q&A! I'll email everyone the presentation for review". this may vary by workplace but where I am an in-person meeting is guaranteed to be full of people who want to air grievances and they are ready to go when you ask for questions.

― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 17:41 (four weeks ago)

See I am just trying to get them to understand things so they don’t do stupid things

― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:59 (four weeks ago)

“i just… ran out of time”

what is this weak-ass shit

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 November 2025 15:59 (three weeks ago)

"divisive"

― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:36 (three weeks ago)

new parents:

"makin memories"

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 12:55 (two weeks ago)

parenting is more like forgetting memories ime

― kinder, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 13:22 (two weeks ago)

"Making memories" has been sickeningly commercialised too

― Alba, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 15:55 (two weeks ago)

That phrase makes me think scatologically tbh

― sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:13 (two weeks ago)

Ugh, the baby just made some serious memories, ew

― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:16 (two weeks ago)

I mean … that’s what babies do?

― sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:19 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kIZ0BCvUU

― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:34 (two weeks ago)

'raw dog'

― Sam Weller, Monday, 17 November 2025 14:20 (one week ago)

& the dweebs

― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 17 November 2025 14:44 (one week ago)

'the juice wasn't worth the squeeze'

heard this twice in a week by journalists on NPR, must be having a moment

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 November 2025 00:54 (one week ago)

It usually accompanies a “nothingburger” iirc

― sarahell, Friday, 21 November 2025 20:18 (five days ago)

nothingburger with a side of fuck-all fries

― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 21:08 (five days ago)

Is it just me or are people introducing their sentences with the word "honestly" more than they used to? ex: "Honestly? I don't really like cilantro"

Like no one is doubting this very mundane thing you are saying, there is no reason to take an oath

― Paul Ponzi, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:47 (five days ago)

Sadly I came by that habit by being treated like shit by people who made me feel bad expressing myself

― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:54 (five days ago)

i dislike “honestly” because the implied alternative is what, dishonesty? there is the superiority of “frankly,” which has antonyms not of dishonesty but of indirectness or evasiveness. at least to me

― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:35 (four days ago)

"genuinely" has seemingly been on the increase here in the last few years - I blame Jonathan Ross

― kinder, Saturday, 22 November 2025 08:25 (four days ago)

had a former coworker who was a power user of 'quite frankly'

thanks to the joys of open-plan offices, it became a game to count how many times they used it on a phone call

― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 November 2025 00:14 (three days ago)

ha those kinds of office nonsense can provide the only good times imo

― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 November 2025 00:20 (three days ago)

Genuinely, honestly etc are being used as intensifiers, I don’t understand the confusion at all. Language changes as it always does.

― colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 25 November 2025 18:07 (yesterday)

Also, Jilly Cooper has a bit about this in The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous (published 1993). Cooper is a snob, as is the character with the criticism, and you are still not meant to sympathise with him on this lol

https://i.postimg.cc/rmYS92dR/IMG-5225.jpg

― colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 25 November 2025 18:10 (yesterday)

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