Great Real Names

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I came across a Candy Poon today.

Madchen, Friday, 19 November 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

not genitalia related but i've found ilx poster Ismael Klata to be graced with one of the most wondeful names. it's really mustical and perfect

samosa gibreel, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I have actually thought the same about you several times.

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

for the longest time it didn't even come to mind that Ismael Klata may have been his real name. Almost too elegant, too lapidary and shapely to be real.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 November 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

totally

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

it's really mustical and perfect

― samosa gibreel, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this was a typo but i stand by it

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

man i created this account when i was seventeen & a big idiot and altho sometimes i really abhor it, there is definitely something mustical going on here too tbh

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

.....you mean your name isn't Samosa?

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

My mom swears she knew a girl growing up named Ophelia Balls.

jeevves, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Albion Urdank

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341413/

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Whitman is married to Griffith Harsh IV, a neurosurgeon at Stanford University Medical Center.[15]

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Both Andreas Pfister and Lucaz Bigwood are in my company's employ, the latter of whom looks like a henchman from the Lethal Weapon series.

a le tiss faux-cunt (Upt0eleven), Monday, 29 November 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i've prob posted this on here or the other 10 great real names threads but for the new decade...i knew a girl called JEAN POOLE

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Cameron Munter is not

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01503/samantha-cameron_1503037c.jpg

but is, in fact, the US ambassador to Pakistan.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Here in Ireland we have a Judge Barry White....

'I sentence you to lo-o-o-o-o-ve'

sonofstan, Friday, 10 December 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cadi29.de/autogramme/fussballf/Fanni_Vago.jpg

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Trufax: 12 of us are stood in some blinding heat waiting for a bus and one bloke (whose name was not Jonathan) went a bit bonkers and claimed to be the president of Nigeria. I said 'good luck, Jonathan!' ONE person got it.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Swear to god, I just made a flyer for a health lecture being given by a Dr. WANG and a Dr. CHUNG. My suggestion to headline the event "Everybody: Wang, Chung tonight!" has been ignored thus far.

Darin, Friday, 17 December 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Acting Inspector Luke Manhood, Tasmania Police

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Luminiţa Ruxandra Solcan

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hahahahahaha there's a dude in this office named just!n b!3ber, omfg feel sorry for this guy

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol naw

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The Jeopardy champion of the past few nights is named Eureka Nutt. (She lost yesterday though)

franny glass, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

P3t3r Buckst@ff

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Went to middle school/high school with

Locksley Cre@ry
Sinqu@r Childress

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Had an actual Mike Hunt as a science teacher

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Guy on a quiz show's name was Qu'ron; no last name given but that was awesome.

I always thought one of the greatest names would be "Fredlinda"

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Meant to be meeting a Madam Poon tomorrow.

Madchen, Thursday, 24 February 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Last name of the owner of the thai restaurant up the street is Pornphiriawang (or something very close).

kkvgz, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Reader in Philosophy at the LSE - Dr. R0man Fr1gg

I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

seen on claim histories at work: DR GROSSWEINER

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

There are 1 people with the name Atomic Torosian in the United States

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

theres a kid at school whos last name is holiday

brodie, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Related to Cecily Holiday (upthread) I wonder?

Madchen, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont know

brodie, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe his family owns the holiday inn and he could help you get your dream job.

estela, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-umd-student-death-20110426,0,3607990.story

"It's wide open at this point," said Capt. Misty Mints, a Prince George's police spokeswoman. "They are looking at any and all possibilities."

kkvgz, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Albert Einstein's second wife's mother was called Fanny Koch.

Madchen, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

No father-in-law, right?

finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Jock Mendoza-Wilson.

Madchen, Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

T3ddy C4det (customer in my store a few weeks ago)

cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Dr. Roger Challop, MD

Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Went on Clement and 25th in San Francisco and there is a dentist named Harry Jew on the corner there.

svend, Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Phone call at work the other day from M3rlin Cup!d.

ailsa, Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I knows there's quite a few people called this, but I like it.
http://www.stefanwolff.com/

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link


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