Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

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The funniest episode of MST3K I've ever seen is a Gammora movie that we watched on KTMA backstage during a high school show choir competition. I can't remember the name of the movie, but the bad monster was a giant gumball machine and the episode contained one of my favorite riffs ever (7-YEAR-OLD GIRL: I love you, Gamora! CROW: Keep your shirt on, honey.). Most of the others I've seen have come from the Sci-Fi years, but "Manos" is definitely classic. I will also put in a vote for "Overdrawn At The Memory Bank" if only because it's fun to watch Raul Julia in something embarrassing, plus "Squirm" and "The Final Sacrifice".

Dan Perry, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I loved Overdrawn At The Memory Bank as a child. I believe I still have a video on it somewhere doubling up with Max Headroom.

Pete, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, the AOL MSTie days. Got my first stalker out of that bunch.

Anyway, I adored the show. Was a staunch Mike defender in the Mike v. Joel days, now I'm not so sure. Favorite bit (of all time): "Are You Happy In Your Work?"

Colin Meeder, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the fuck are you doing here, Colin? :)

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan -- you saw a KTMA on the air? I envy and worship you, my liege.

Colin -- yeah, I remember you were torgotback@aol.com, but the stalking? No, not that.

The boards also attracted a number of true mental cases, most unforgettably KeijiKJ. He was similar to Gondola Blob in that he indulged in casebook net.kook behavior: delusions of professionalism, snottily dismissive of any random thing, threw around the word "clique" a lot. I've even heard stories that he scared the bejesus out of BB members during the first con. I personally had a thoroughly pointless argument with him about the population of the cities in California.

Concerning Mike, I'll say this: there are quite a few times during the Sci-Fi-era when he seemed to be sending out his performance via Fed Ex. Sad, because it was clear after CC he was capable of much better. But you know, a lot of the Sci-Fi-era episodes that initially seemed kinda minor and kinda eh to me now strike me as being thoroughly solid.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That was my first exposure to MST3K. I had no idea that it was going to become so huge; I only thought that snarky Minnesotans would find it funny!

Dan Perry, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, you're lucky and we hate you. There. ;-)

I'm waiting on Mike's next collection of essays and novel myself. The Megacheese collection was a scream.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Michael: With you and Dave R. here, it was simply a matter of time.

Stalking resulted from an unfortunate IRL encounter with a nice enough person. I thought it was a lovely afternoon, she thought it was TRUE LOVE FOREVER. Eek. The story resolved harmlessly enough -- she found TRUE LOVE FOREVER again with another MSTie, and this time it was returned.

Colin Meeder, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the hell do I have to do with anything, Mr. Meeder? I've never seen you before in my life! (Weren't you supposed to get me a job?)

MST3K was never that big a part of my life - I watched it sporadically, and I always seemed to be in the wrong state of mind to truly enjoy it. I'll side with the Joel phreex, though, just because bald is sexy. (I'm getting sexier by the minute.)

David Raposa, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DR: I'll side with the Joel phreex, though, just because bald is sexy. (I'm getting sexier by the minute.)

But wasn't Mike balder than Joel? I'm confused. No matter. I'm balder than both, and I agree with David.

Brian MacDonald, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm watching Rocketship X-M right now and it looks as if Joel is balder than Mike. I agree wholeheartedly that BALD(ING) = SEXXXY (my real and imaginary boyfriends are testament to this) but Joel really isn't bald enough to be sexy-bald.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grr, watch it daddino.

ethan, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Le huh?

Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let me second Ned's Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese rec. Even if you don't like or are not familiar with MST3K it is an extrodinarily funny take on a lot of overblown movies of the 80s and 90s.

Nicole, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Had you gotten that job I mentioned, David, you'd have been laid off about five months ago. So I did you a favor by being a hopeless slacker.

I think that my slight preference for Joel has something to do with a sense that the guy's a bit . . . off, where Mike is merely charming and funny.

Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Merely? I wouldn't go that far, though he certainly projects more immediate affability. But every so often he comes out with something or takes on a role that makes you a bit nervous. Thus, when he wigged out about his old temp job in one episode, and in Time Chasers where he played his drunk angry brother or cousin, I forget which. Sure, it's a role, but he inhabited them rather well. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sampo once remarked that in interview, one can sense that there's something very dark and private about Mike just percolating below the surface, and that's colored my impression of him ever since. One thing to remember: "I suffer from excruciating headaches that dozens of neurologists have tried unsuccessfully to treat. I think I might be possessed."

Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I appreciate the fact that both Mike and Bridget are very private about their home life, but from the sound of it from some of Bridget's comments it's a very happy family, lots of singing and nuttiness and fun with their kids. A good reminder that the show was, after all, just a performance.

But yes, Mike has the angst in there somewhere. He just tempers it very beautifully -- thus his legendary turn as Morrissey.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fair enough -- Mike probably *is* a churning cauldren of angst. But I think he (and his rage) are probrably more based in reality, where Joel strikes me as more otherworldly. Which I prefer (slightly, only ever so slightly) in humor.

Colin Meeder, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
Oh, about time for a revival (thanks in part to a recent link from Mike D.). Actually, there were a number of episodes I didn't have, mostly from the sixth season, but my Seattle trip has given me the chance to dub a lot of those from Brian's collection, yay me. Plus I finally have Daddy-O and Fugitive Alien, that took long enough!

To add to the book recommendations -- Mike N.'s general essay book Mind Over Matters is another fine read (the TV essay alone is some kinda genius, the mock 19th century novel even more so), while I very much liked Kevin Murphy's A Year at the Movies. Chris Piuma mentioned he felt it was fairly Joe Queenan-like and therefore not as distinct as it could be, but I think it was handled very well and worked as both microstudy of the moviegoing experience and general reflection. Certainly any of the ILF/film-going hounds on this board should consider reading/borrowing a copy, at least. Then there's Mike's new novel Death Rat, which I really need to order next month...

And praise to all the other castmembers doing things and the continual rolling out of more DVDs, though apparently Rhino says they've exhausted what they have the rights to right now and are looking into securing more, hopefully...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

...although a quick check of the SatNews link sez there's some sort of further DVD thing coming out later this year, hm! Good thing to know. Also, anyone in Minneapolis can go to a writing workshop taught by Mary Jo Pehl next month, which I think would be great (I'm an unabashed fan of hers but she seems to really grate for a lot of MSTies...).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

is this ever shown in the UK?

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

It may still be on the Sci-Fi Channel UK, but your best bet is to go on S0ulS33k and download entire episodes (which are about 700MB a pop, FWIW).

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never come across it here, Mark - but I have never had the Sci-Fi Channel.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It was certainly on (late night) on the Sci-Fi channel a couple of years ago.

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, I kiss you! I had no idea there were mst3k episodes on soulseek.

Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that sounds great, rah Mike! Nicole, I might be able to help with dubbing too though I still need a second VCR, but also please drop me a line about another possible source...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

FYI, Best Brains Inc. has its own little shop with some non-Rhino treasures. I highly recommend "Mr. B's Lost Shorts" which has the hands-down best short, "Mr. B Natural" - you know, the one with the ridiculously perky, questionably-gendered Neverland shill for Conn brass instruments.

"Bad touch."
"Does this mean I like guys now?"
"I feel ill."
"Spanking time!"

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/catalog/Basement.htm
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/daddyo/images/mrb5.JPG

Ernest P. (ernestp), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a thing of beauty, that particular short. And chilling horror. Yeah, there are two short comps that are on DVD, but neither contain that gem. It's possible this thing Rhino is promising is some sort of basement-clearing compilation of all the various video oddities that have surfaced from Best Brains -- the second Poopie tape (the first is a DVD bonus with Manos, the scrapbook, more shorts like that, etc. But we'll see, I guess! (My other irrational hope is a full-on special edition of the movie...)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, I kiss you! I had no idea there were mst3k episodes on soulseek.

Keep in mind that the fidelity on these files is sometimes suprisingly good considering the size, and sometimes fairly bad, but even the worst files usually have more than enough detail for a person to get what's going on.

I'm hoping the DVD is a Santa Claus vs. The Martians/Santa Claus double fun pak. It is going to come out late 2003, after all.

Later I may want to say something about MST3K in light of Mark's venting on Zappa, but right now I want to go to Central Park and maybe the Malevich exhibit before it starts raining (again).

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I SERIOUSLY NEED TO BUY SIDEHACKERS. I HAVE NOT SEEN IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

goooch....goooch....

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the tuba is like a fat jolly king! knew your father I did!

This show got me through middle school.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Live fast, die young, leave a fat, bloated, ugly corpse.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"That squares my breasts!"

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen about four episodes of MST3K, but "Mr. B Natural" has got to be one of the funniest shorts ever! "We're white, we're white, we're really, really white..." I obv need to get a-downloadin on this show.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Sunday, 25 May 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

It is good to see the newer folks here who have the love. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen a couple but I didn't get the point. Why not just rent the original B-movies and come up with your own sarcastic comments?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Well...that is the point, kinda. The AOL MSTies used to monkey-pile together in a chat room, and riff like mad to cable TV movies or rented VHS tapes. I remember Congo and A Star Is Born being particularly good for that.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no TV. I have no VCR. But I do have about 40 tapes of MST3K, well over 100 episodes, mostly Seasons 2-7, with a few 1s and KTMAs.

Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 26 May 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll admit mst3ks were like bad movies with training wheels for me (and yeah, I love watching b-movies with friends now), but the best episodes still leave me crying.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 26 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hard core MST3K-ites with lots of bandwidth should check out the Digital Archive Project which is where I'm getting most of my episodes from.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 May 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

blimey chris, that site's enough to make a young man run out and get broadband and a huge eff-off new harddrive...

(current space on home PC C-Drive abt 700meg, it are old and small)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 26 May 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

did I mention that I saw them live w/Joel at the Uptown Theater, one of the TWO PERFORMANCES EVER w/him? well I did < /gloat>

"Santa Claus, you're coming with us!"
"You're coming to town."

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 26 May 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I do have broadband and a sum total of 150GB of storage over a couple of drives. My consumption rate of DVD-R blanks is pretty scary.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Monday, 26 May 2003 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I've only seen a couple but I didn't get the point. Why not just rent the original B-movies and come up with your own sarcastic comments?

Because I'm not funny. And neither are you.

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"nipple nipple tweak tweak AWAY!"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

sundar OTM. funny at times, but c'mon snapping along to a movie is way up there on the annoyometer.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And to explain the 'point' a bit more to the unbelievers Sundar and Gff, or at least note the method -- the Best Brains put in a lot of effort and practice over time to make what seemed like a casual delivery of comments done on the spot be just that rather than the intensively scripted effort it really was. When they're firing on four cylinders at their best, it's a marvel.

Fave all time moment ever, from any episode -- this snippet from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, delivered and timed JUST RIGHT:

MARTIAN: "What soft, and round, and you put it on the end of a stick --"

SERVO: "An elf?"

MARTIAN: "-- and green?"

SERVO: "Oh, a DEAD elf."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's not funny when other people do it" is one argument, but "do it yourself" is silly. Why watch a movie at all, then, when you could make your own? Because that's what people do.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone should invent MST3K glasses with the robots printed on the bottoms of the lenses for people to wear to movies, except that it would be unnecessary, since the robots are already built into the cognitive and aesthetic faculties of an entire culture. MST3K assumes its audienes are so impotent that they can't enjoy even "bad" films first hand but can derive pleasure from them only over the shoulders of robots.

Chris Fujiwara (sounding a little prim), here.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Joel has sold MST3K to Radial Entertainment "the entertainment company formed from the merger of Shout! Studios and FilmRise. Radial’s purchase includes all brand assets and intellectual property and follows nearly two decades of Shout!’s multichannel distribution of “MST3K” content. The amount of the final buyout was undisclosed."
https://www.byteseu.com/1717645/

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 16 January 2026 07:07 (three weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

And perhaps following on from that!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-makes-mst3k

It got fully funded in five minutes and nearly tripled that amount in ten.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 February 2026 18:11 (one week ago)

lmao as soon as Joel relinquishes control they are straight back in there! sure why not.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 2 February 2026 18:38 (one week ago)

Excited for the prospect of some new MST3K that feels a bit more "handmade" again perhaps, along with the original calmer pacing and lack of youtuber/cartoon voice acting which was something I found distracting in the reboot. Overall the reboot had a sort of more juvenile lean to it imo for reasons like that amongst others.

Evan, Monday, 2 February 2026 18:46 (one week ago)

I suspect something was already in the wind in terms of prep, as it's not clear when all those new props etc were being developed. As someone who was a fan of Emily and her crew in particular, I'm a little bummed, but Mary Jo continues to straddle all worlds here at least.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 February 2026 18:48 (one week ago)

Kevin & Bill riffing while working the puppets, handmade sets, made in Minnesota - ok I'm on board.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 2 February 2026 18:53 (one week ago)

Not even an hour and already up to $350K; RiffTrax absolutely knows how to do Kickstarters, that's for sure. (As a friend noted elsewhere, the failed Alternaversal attempt to gin up a season 14 was definitely a factor too.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 February 2026 18:58 (one week ago)

I think Joel’s reboot was a noble failure with some talented people, but Rifftrax have a much higher hit rate of being consistently funny

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 February 2026 19:08 (one week ago)

I was talking with my brother about this just now and we both came to the conclusion that nobody watched mystery science Theatre 3000 wondering “I like this show but I’d like it even more if the robots could fly”

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 February 2026 19:15 (one week ago)

"I'd like it to be even more difficult than before to convince people that this isn't (necessarily) a show specifically for children"

Evan, Monday, 2 February 2026 19:29 (one week ago)

Hit a million in under ten hours, a mere 5000% of the origin goal. I will be interested to see what/where exactly all the raised money goes; if the idea was that they were going to make these four episodes anyway (given Shout!/Radial holds the rights, Rifftrax are essentially hired guns in this scenario), what are the further plans? Anyway, forty one days for this to run so I guess we'll find out more as it goes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 03:36 (one week ago)

a 70s Corman disaster shot by Gary Graver starring David Carradine and Richard Lynch? seems almost tailor-made for MST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGr5sWVzo64

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 9 February 2026 19:25 (two days ago)

Definitely a good choice!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 February 2026 20:39 (two days ago)

carradine in a loincloth

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 9 February 2026 20:40 (two days ago)

I know
I know
It's serious

Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 February 2026 20:43 (two days ago)

Mads back for the 4th episode, which will also be co-written with Trace and Frank.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:13 (yesterday)

oh my god that's amazing, huge fan of trace and frank

joel is an awesome guy with some great ideas, and, well... much as it feels weird to say this about the puppets, handmade sets, etc... what i appreciate about mike is that he's a _professional_.

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:41 (yesterday)

Kate have you seen any of The Mads Are Back? https://dumb-industries.com/themadsareback

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:48 (yesterday)

Yeah pretty much our crew at Megaphonic (ie friend Chris's network that started with their It's Just A Show overview podcast of the whole series) have long concluded that Joel being an ideas guy but not a business sort showed more and more over the past ten years.

The Mads Are Back episodes were a fantastic run -- I can see why they wanted to take a break but four years of delving into public domain trash that all would have been prime stuff for the classic run of the show was a sweet balm, and boy did I appreciate them starting that up as a response to lockdown.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:49 (yesterday)

also loved the guests and the glimpses into their lives (and cat sightings) in The Mads

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:51 (yesterday)

Yeah that turned out to be a fun little feature, and a lot of those Q&As were treats.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:52 (yesterday)

Kate I can't believe I'm asking the ilxor notorious (lovingly) for huge posts to elaborate but here we are

Evan, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 18:53 (yesterday)

Not speaking for Kate but the Mike and the Rifftrax crew have built a successful business based on movie riffing for 20 years now. Also, they have been using Kickstarter for 15 of those years and have always come through with the premiums and followed through on the promised project. The Rifftrax humor also solidly consistently delivers because they keep the writing team small with longtime trusted young writers (although Conor et al are probably in their 40s now).
Joel by contrast bungled the crowdfunding for nu-MST and the new episodes were VERY uneven.

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:10 (yesterday)

I'm still unsure what the actual overall consensus is on the nu-MST3k, I just knew how I felt about it (again uncomfortable with the joke pacing and cartoony delivery, also not a fan of the set design, but enjoyed some of it overall despite that)

Evan, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:32 (yesterday)

^^^i think that is the consensus. for my part, though I got less excited about each successive season due to (what i felt was) the extremely uneven quality. didn’t give a shit about the attempt to create some sort pf storyline or “lore” around it (still have no idea what the boneheads were supposed to be but don’t care enough to know*). Liked the humans in front of the camera though, they did their best.

*questionable decision to have accused sex pest Har Mar Superstar in there. My brother joked the makeup was for him to hide from his victims.

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 19:50 (yesterday)

yeah the scope of it was just way too big, a "more of everything" ethos that crept into both the production and the writing/delivery itself. i understand how that can be a temptation on the creator side, especially for a restless idea guy like Joel, to come up with new ways to make it fresh and challenging to produce. but none of it made the show any funnier.

they hit upon the perfect show & perfect format & have a very dedicated fanbase that is happy to have more of exactly that, forever. just have three people riffing a movie with brief cheap-looking sketch interludes and have the writing be really sharp. there is no need for that to cost millions & millions of dollars per episode.

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:02 (yesterday)

Part of that, I want to say, was filming in LA with a more professional setup for the Netflix stretch -- a union shoot too, I gather. I bring this up because season 13 was filmed in post-COVID/lockdown circumstances obviously, and I believe out of Philadelphia, where Joel is now, and along the way it was mentioned it was a NON-union shoot. Which is unfortunate. (This current setup, I don't know, but my sense is -- especially if they keep it to the four episodes -- everyone will be paid appropriately; certainly that's been mentioned more than once. This also said, a friend noted that in ways this almost seems less like a Kickstarter and almost more like preorders?)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 20:46 (yesterday)

Kickstarter 1.8 million with more than 30 days to go

Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 10 February 2026 21:04 (yesterday)


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