worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

unlv

lol he just ate a meal w/ the singer from smash mouth

Aren't they the same person?

Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

I actually spent a couple months at UNLV for a job. it's a really shitty place and it's getting worse as nevada continues its downward spiral. student center looks like a small airplane food court and is probably the most impressive part of campus. students would probably struggle at a better state's city colleges.

if y'all missed the food network special where guy and matthew mcconaughey bro'd down and cooked dinner together and drank cocktails YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

bongos y/n

bongos on set i believe but not played iirc

dudes are like tight bros, which surprised me but then suddenly made perfect sense

actually i take that back they did play bongos

YOO are lookin' streeeamlined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=related

Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

a Gaucho outtake

visual proof of bongo playing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxfbRpEPu8&feature=related

guy fieri seems like a tool and always with the pinky finger dipped in w/e is being cooked, but most of the places he visits look pretty outstanding and i like how they give you the lowdown on how the food is made.

seriously thought MacConaheyhey was gonna grab Fiery's balls there at about the 00:10 mark

Would totally smh MacCouugnahehyhey, especially in svelte form, if not for my fear that he smells like a dead squirrel.

saw that this dude has a football show wtf how many times a week do we need to see him

+ some commercial where he FIRES UP a tailgate party or something with his Ritz-cracker-based "cheesesteak slammers"

kinda surprised that the McConaheyhey Fieri dish isn't some kind of brownie dish. lol.

And he TOTALLY was going to go for Fieri's crotch. Like he remembered at the last minute that they weren't bro-ing down at home, they're bro-ing down **on camera**.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-20.jpg

LOL

Be great if the car was held hostage in exchange for Fieri destroying all his own kitchens and restaurants.

"I will return your car if you swear to forver forego frosted tips. Otherwise, the car dies."

expose on guy in the new city pages!

excited to read this

http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/

I ended up passing by the actual restaurant in Sacramento the other month. Felt like going past a despoiled altar.

"You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff.

"Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'"

christ i bought his east carolina bbq sauce and this is how he repays me?

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

NO DOUBT ANNOUNCE / THREATEN WORLD WITH NEW RECORD. AT LEAST THEY GIVE US TIME TO PREPARE NOT TO BUY IT.

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

WE NEED NEW NO DOUBT RECORD LIKE WE NEED DUDE FROM DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES REFORMING SMASHMOUTH.

Diners has become a cultural phenomenon. Fans make pilgrimages across the country to visit restaurants featured on the show, using a branded iPhone app, "Flavortown," as their guide.

hello, readers of grantland

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/51142/the-guy-fieri-problem-on-the-next-food-network-star

(for the rest of you, scroll down to the "brisket sushi" link in that piece)

Guy Fieri is featuring my favorite sandwich shop on an upcoming episode and I have very mixed feelings about this.

There is a lot of perspiring, sometimes onto the plate. The losers are corralled into a boardroom, forced to watch tapes of themselves sputtering and holding leaky portobello mushroom caps

I thought Obama ended this 2003-era shit

tbh I am totally marvelling at this paragraph

Auditioning for commercials is not unlike competing on Food Network Star, in that you can be really effective — even Olympic-level proficient — at staring out a window or pretending to scoop ice cream, but still not book a job because whatever is charming or honest about you is concealed by the thick inches of air separating you from the camera lens, a dense custard of infinity that filters the humanity right out of the monologue

Last week, Alton Brown pinched his nasal bridge and tried to save a contestant on his team (whose "P.O.V." was health food, after having lost over a hundred pounds) by sharing a distinctly Alton Brown–like serving of profundity on what it is like to be overweight — one has to sell oneself because one feels so unattractive, so clumsy. It was sort of moving: So, Alton was once fat. The contestant cried, and then was eliminated. Nobody tasted his food.

there's this sandwich place, moochie's, that food network star guy fieri recently visited. i got the meatball sandwich and IT WAS HORRIBLE and the place gave me a panic attack. the end.

Noble Pig in Austin is really good, but I feel like I should hate it now

you probably got rickets from Guy Fieri's recooked sweat.

I've been very successful at ignoring all facts and knowledge about this dude because I didn't realize until now that he was a result of The Next Food Network Star

curse you, Food Network, curse you infinity times

Ok Guy Fieri, now it's personal.

So as mentioned previously, he was featuring my favorite sandwich shop on his show. I go there today for some lunch and find a line out the door and down the block. I don't care how awesome their food is, I'm not waiting in line for an hour in 90+ weather just to get a sandwich. My only hope now is that the mania either trails off or they expand.

Fuuuccckkk yoooouuu Guy Fieri!!!!

you probably got rickets from Guy Fieri's recooked sweat.

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this post still haunts my thoughts

Moodles

whos tess lynch & y she link 2 ilx

someone who's crashing our secret party!!!

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/19/the_butching_up_of_the_american_kitchen/

At the end of the day, the food at Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar is garbage

talk about burying the lede

when I get a chance I'll post the highlights of a conversation I just had with a friend about this article

spoilers: Guy Fieri probably doesn't have a deep inner life

shouldn't guy fieri's sushi rolls be called gaijin sushi

when you say "inner life" around Guy Fieri he thinks you're referring to the babyback rib sushi rolls he's microwaving.

http://observer.com/2012/10/the-crispy-crimes-of-guy-fieri/?show=all

You are led by a cheery hostess — everyone who works at Guy’s American is very nice — past giant television screens showing an endless loop of Mr. Fieri opening his goatee-framed sphincter-mouth to welcome a panoply of fried matter

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