What kid wouldn't love watching some pole dancing and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" with a corn dog and some fries?
― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link
that's not burlesque, either!
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link
ISN'T IT
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahaha that's straight up stripping
― dan m, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
It depends on how the corn dog & fries are used.
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link
Tell that to Amber, Angel, Montana, and Quinn.
― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link
...
oh, you said Quinn.
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link
the name Montana still instantly makes me thing of Montana Wildhack from Slaughterhouse 5.
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahaha
― dan m, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link
not Hannah Montana?
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link
you know me better than that.
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Take it to the Teenpop thread.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link
hey i only sorta learned who this hannah montana is but apparently she's huge! there are even s1mplicity patterns with her name on them!
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
DID YOU KNOW: she's Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter?
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link
That I did know!
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link
and she's disney's pawn, no?
I don't know who you people are talking about.
I'm trying to wean myself from "cheating" on crossword puzzles, but it's not going very well. I can only seem to complete one w/heavy internet assistance. :(
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link
there are support groups for cheaters like you.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.playmerchandise.com/images/Cheaters_Program.jpg
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link
xxpost Yep.
We are talking about Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray's 14-year-old daughter, who appears on a Disney Channel TV show called Hannah Montana in which she plays a girl named Miley Stewart who performs as a pop singer named Hannah Montana. In real life, Miley Cyrus skips the middleman and performs and releases albums as Hannah Montana. Shit's huge among the tweener crowd. And certain ILXors.
I do crossword puzzles on the train, mostly, so I can't cheat.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
But don't you ever get stuck and frustrated?
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.zonereality.tv/src/features/joey_greco.jpg
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Of course I do. Then I just have to concentrate harder. Or ask Kr for help when I get home.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link
OMG! It's a Joey Greco BOBBLE HEAD! http://a201.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01191/00/22/1191472200_s.jpg
The Joey" - 'Tiny J' Honesty Enhancing Infidelity Deterrent! Virtually guaranteed to extinguish any inappropriate amorous interaction instantly! Sensing suspicious behavior? A few too many late nights at the office? No Problem! Put Tiny J on the job to keep an eye on him. Frequently traveling on business and your boyfriend spending an "uncomfortable" amount of time with your roommate? No worries! One glance from Tiny J will keep everyone in line! At approximately 7" tall, this cold cast ceramic bobble head is made with the finest craftsmanship and detail. * Any guarantees implied, are not actual guarantees, but suggestions of how the powerful gaze of Tiny J may be effective when stategically placed. ** Will also withstand minor blows to the head.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't know who Joey Greco is, but I'm sort of weirded out now by the fact that you sometimes call me Lil' J.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.oneacross.com is too tempting
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link
host of cheaters, dude!
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link
also: er1c & sarah had their baby.
why that is google-proofed, I do not know.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link
We meant to tell you guys earlier. Sorry, Nick.
― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Eazy and Sarah Jammerman had a baby?!
xpost
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link
Yeah, I like the name! Although I don't know if it is pronounced with an E sound or an I sound. Also, I had a dream last night that we were hanging out with the baby in Cr1ss3y 6 and K3rry wouldn't shut up about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
It can be playmates with mine and 3van's kid.
― Jordan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm going to go post that on their blog now.
I just emailed eric to congratulate him & ask for tips on how to pronounce it. That is a HILARIOUS dream, dude!
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link
I know, right? Like I said on the blog: "...he kept interjecting to talk about how everything we were doing and saying would've been scripted if it were a "Fresh Prince" episode."
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link
it's pronounced with a hard E. So, K-eye-lee
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link
You mean a hard I.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link
Yes. i is tired.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link
It's like Ms. Minogue, essentially. Not what I expected, either! I thought "ie" would be pronounced as in "believe" instead of as in "cried."
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link
that kid is nothin' but last names. apparently it's eric's mom's maiden name.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link
K!3ly is not in the top 1000 names for any year of birth in the last 150 years.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
shocka.
― sweet tater, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
"K!3ly" pronounced like Minogue means your parents are bad spellers. That's embarrassing.
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link
kienan
― dan m, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link
that would be more correct, yes
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think it's bad spelling if it's the kid's grandma's maiden name! Still, I do think she'll be subject to having her name mispronounced for most of her life.
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah, i guess it's nobody's fault.
― kenan, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link
Sounds like great-grandpa's fault if you ask me.
― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link
For not changing the spelling of his last name?
― jaymc, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh, it's his last name? I thought it was the first. Then it's the fault of the gatekeepers at Ellis Island for not Americanizing their name so that the kid in 2012 kindergarten won't have a hard time.
― Eazy, Friday, 3 August 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link