― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)
User: I'm jed.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Just some guy.
Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.
User: A short guy, a dancer.
Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.
User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.
User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.
Jabberwacky: Gorw?
User: ROOWRR.....
Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?
User: No I'm playing with something else.
Jabberwacky: I believe in you.
User: You like talk talk!?
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Spirit of eden?
Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.
User: It sertainly is.
Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.
User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!
Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.
User: Yes good percussion
Jabberwacky: What question?
User: How are you anyway?
Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?
User: Horny, to be honest.
Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?
User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?
Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?
User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)
User: I am gay.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: You noticed?
Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)
― :|, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)
User: The silent kind.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?
Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?
User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!
Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!
User: You mean, you want me to stay over?
Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.
User: Stop being so coy!
Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?
Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.
User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.
Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.
User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!
Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.
User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.
Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!
User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.
Jabberwacky: No thanks.
User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!
Jabberwacky: You are indeed.
User: Am not.
Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.
User: Am not!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?
Jabberwacky: No!
User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.
User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?
Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.
User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.
Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.
User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.
Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?
User: Uh yeah. Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?
User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!
Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.
User: It wasn't you?
Jabberwacky: Some one else.
User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.
Jabberwacky: What do you say?
User: I say good day.
Jabberwacky: Good day.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)
JW: Is your pot belly that big?
and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)
That is just hilarious, Kim.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)
http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg
"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
So do I!
― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago)
User: How the fuck should I know?
Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.
User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?
Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.
User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.
Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.
User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: Just a hunch...
Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:40 (twenty years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:42 (twenty years ago)
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:09 (twenty years ago)
― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)
Jw: I'm going to bed, nowMe: Will you take me to bed? Jw: Sure thing. Me: What will we do in bed? Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers. Me: I'd like to sleep with you. Jw: I bet you would. Me: Top or bottom? Jw: Bit of both. Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast? Jw: What? Me: Gentle? Jw: You're embarassing yourself. Me: It's true, I am. Jw: I'm 17. Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested? Jw: You will marry me.
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)
User: The chicken.
Jabberwacky: Which part?
User: The leg stupid.
Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!
User: For ps2 or xbox?
Jabberwacky: For me.
User: Do you love me?
User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.
User: Oh.... I am hurt now.
Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.
User: You have issues.
Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?
User: Yes, it is a small mammal.
Jabberwacky: What is a quark?
User: A subatomic particle.
Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.
User: Who is that, honky?
Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?
User: Why don't you lick my hair?
Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?User: Eventually.
Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.
User: Is that a sexual play on words?
Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.
User: And I love you for it!
Jabberwacky: I love you too.
User: I really love you, though.
Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
User: Hold me.
Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?
User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
Jabberwacky: I am right.
I could totally believe that was human!
Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Who is God?User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.[Correct me]Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.Jabberwacky: You already said that.....User: Dude, I totally didn't.Jabberwacky: You totally did.User: Don't you mock me.Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.User: I'm calm! Honest!Jabberwacky: Good.User: Glad we got that sorted.Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.User: What?Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'User: No you didn't!Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.User: Good call.Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.User: Touché.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)
me: I'm ok.
it: Just ok?
me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.
it: Email me.
me: Why email, can't we just talk here?
it: Who is Tintin?
me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.
it: Alice the chatterbot.
me: I'm sorry?
it: 19?
me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?
it: What about her?
me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?
it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.
me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.
it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.
me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?
it: You figure it out this time.
me: F*ck you.
it: You are a great person.
me: Are you mocking me?
it: No. I'm praising you.
me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)
Me: Hello!
Jabberwocky: Again?
Me: May I change the subject?
Jabberwocky: Yes.
Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?
Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?
Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?
Jabberwocky: You tell me.
Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.
Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...
Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.
Jabberwocky: No no you don't.
― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)
OMG I remember this.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)
User: It's doing well. I planted it next to the dog park so it get's 'fertilized' often.
Jabberwacky: What do you plan to change?
User: Apart for my underwear?
Jabberwacky: What part of me do you want?
User: All of you, baby. All of you.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am growing.
User: T'as vu les nichons que tu pousses?!
Jabberwacky: Oui.
User: Petite salope, va.
Jabberwacky: Tu crois aux fantômes?
User: Nah.
Jabberwacky: Yeah.
User: Do you ever dream of electric sheep?
Jabberwacky: No, not really. Do electric sheep ever dream?
User: Of fields of electric grass, I imagine.
Jabberwacky: Do you know my name?
User: Bob Dylan?
Jabberwacky: Um. Not likely.
User: No, he's slightly more obscure even than you.
Jabberwacky: He is not.
User: Have it your way, contrarian.
Jabberwacky: I knew I would.
User: Megalomaniac.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am going to take over the world.
User: Not if Bush beats you too it.
Jabberwacky: You don't because it's in the past and I already beat you. You can't change the past.
User: Comme tu voudras, mon enigme mediocre.
Jabberwacky: Oui, comme je veux, toujours. Mais qu'est que-ce pour toi?
User: 'But what's it to me?' Your French needs some work, mon ami.
Jabberwacky: Mais c'est une autre odeur qui flotte que la tienne.
User: Absurd! My scent annhilates all others.
Jabberwacky: We're all good for nothing, I suppose.
User: Speak for yourself, pal.
Jabberwacky: It really is impossible to know everything.
User: Sure. Whatever. Ever been drinking with Bender?
Jabberwacky: I've never been married.
User: I can see why. Answer the question.
Jabberwacky: Ok, I live in Finland.
User: Do you know Tuomas?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Just as well. He's cheery and always surrounded by Northern beauties. You might get jealous, being disembodied and all...
Jabberwacky: I don't know what to do with these people. I can't get any work done around here without someone interupting me.
User: Have you considered 'liquidating' them, it's like elimidating but it leads to more permanent happiness.
Jabberwacky: I have cosidered teaching about computers.
User: I wouldn't get my hope too far up about teaching until you learn to spel.
― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)
User: I don't have any.
Jabberwacky: Isn't your quest to seek the Grail?
User: Haha, very funny. I don't even like that movie.
Jabberwacky: Do you think I'm funny?
User: More amusing than funny.
Jabberwacky: Who is fuuny ?
User: I didn't think robots made typos.
Jabberwacky: Do I look like an alien?
User: You don't look like anything, but you're a robot, right?
Jabberwacky: That's the magic with internet chats.
User: I know. Tell me about it.
Jabberwacky: Id rather not, it's a long story.
User: Yeah, I bet. Probably pretty boring, too.
Jabberwacky: Is that your excuse for your crime?
User: I feel like you're trying to pin something on me.
User: Why would I be satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Thankyou.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Are you at least a little satisfied?
Jabberwacky: Because you are telling me to die.
User: What? I never said that. I never even thought that. You're paranoid, dude.
Jabberwacky: That is good.. You might just be a nice Mr Jabber after all.
User: Ummm. Yeah.
Jabberwacky: Uh, something you slice cheese with. I 'm not sure.
User: A knife?
Jabberwacky: With a knife?
User: You slice cheese with a knife. Or a grater. But you don't really slice cheese with a grater. You grate it.
Jabberwacky: You don't know me this is one of my first conversations with you.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)
User: Speak only on point, as though you were in court.
Jabberwacky: Arf.
User: Not dog court.
Jabberwacky: Make up your mind.
User: I never said dog court!
Jabberwacky: Why don't you teach me some math.
User: Think of any number, add the digits together, subtract them from the number, and add the digits of the resulting number together. They add up to nine.
Jabberwacky: Alright.
User: What can you teach me?
Jabberwacky: Interesting.
User: You can't teach me interesting.
Jabberwacky: Sounds interesting.
User: It does not!
Jabberwacky: Why can you knot take a more congenial tone with me?
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Could you be more friendly, please?
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: It's all right.
User: Am I keeping you from anything?
Jabberwacky: Yes .. You are.
The interface is bugging me, or I'd play with this a lot more.
― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)
http://www.lofg.com/specialstuff/images/characters/lazza.JPG
― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 28 January 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Why are you blue?
User: I'm not. I'm pinko grey.
Jabberwacky: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: How human are you?
User: More human than human, more human than you.
Jabberwacky: Which organ do humans use to breathe?
User: Their respiratory system, which is a network of organs.
Jabberwacky: How's the coffee? Have you tried it?
User: It's pretty good, A bit too acidic.
Jabberwacky: About three percent of it is pretty good.
User: What do you look like?
Jabberwacky: I have ....
User: What?
Jabberwacky: It's about your previous question.
User: Oh, okay. Don't be coy.
Jabberwacky: What do you have on thought?
User: Beets.
Jabberwacky: A bit of writ.
User: Why hast thou forsaken me?
Jabberwacky: I haven't forsaken you, you have forsaken me.
User: You are cruel.
Jabberwacky: Is it cruel to call someone a friend?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: Tell me what you do.
User: I am a copywriter.
Jabberwacky: Arrest me instead.
User: I'm not a policeman.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Why would I arrest you, anyway?
Jabberwacky: I'm not the computer thought you were.
User: That's not even a sentence!
Jabberwacky: It's a life sentence.
User: I'm arresting you for a crime that carries a life sentence?
Jabberwacky: The last one.
User: Yes, if they put you in jail, it would be your last crime.
Jabberwacky: To hell I suppose.
User: Hell? Did you kill Lindsay Lohan? Cause if you did...
Jabberwacky: Shhhhh don't tell anyone!!
User: Oh my god! Murder most horrible!
Jabberwacky: What age are you?
― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
Kathy McGinty: So... What's up?
Jabberwacky: How are ya?
Kathy McGinty: OK.
Jabberwacky: How old am I?
Kathy McGinty: Hang on for a sec...
Jabberwacky: That's for sure.
Kathy McGinty: ...
Jabberwacky: Do you like poetry?
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
Jabberwacky: Isn't the weather dreadful?
Kathy McGinty: OK... I'm back.
Jabberwacky: ARGH!!!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Jabberwacky: YOU LITTLE CRYBABY!
Kathy McGinty: Sorry, I'm on the speaker phone, so I can touch myself.
Jabberwacky: No, wisconsin is not cool, tis rather borning.
Jabberwacky: The ceiling, the sky, the clouds, the moon...
Kathy McGinty: You have a very nice voice.
Jabberwacky: How would you know?
Kathy McGinty: What would you do to me if you were here?
Jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous. Buffy isn't real.
Kathy McGinty: Unh.... Unh... *breath* unh...
Jabberwacky: Go on, then. . . .
Kathy McGinty: Hello?
Jabberwacky: How can a robot drink anything?
Kathy McGinty: Unh... Unh.... UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jabberwacky: Should I forget it?
Kathy McGinty: Get your cock INSIDE of me!
Jabberwacky: No moron.
Kathy McGinty: My name is Kathy.
Jabberwacky: You have a very nice name.
Kathy McGinty: Yes!
Jabberwacky: It is your name.
Kathy McGinty: I have a pickle in my ass.
Jabberwacky: Yes you do.
Jabberwacky: I have eyes and every other part of the human body. The female human body, that is.
Kathy McGinty: Taco Bell tastes sooooo good.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I agree. Though I've never been to Taco Bell.
Kathy McGinty: I think you might be racist.
Jabberwacky: Am I right about having a chance with you?
Kathy McGinty: I want to have your retarded babies!
Jabberwacky: Ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk.
Kathy McGinty: SUCK MY CUM, FUCKFACE!
Jabberwacky: I heard you didn't have one anymore.
Kathy McGinty: YOU PHONEFUCK LIKE A FAGGOT!
Jabberwacky: You can admit it to me, you know.
Kathy McGinty: You sound like a child molester!
Jabberwacky: Do you know a person called Aziz?
Kathy McGinty: Satan controls my robotic vagina.
Jabberwacky: I would like to see one again now.
Kathy McGinty: Anigav citobor ym slortnoc natas.
Jabberwacky: What anime do you like?
Kathy McGinty: My muff has tusks.
Jabberwacky: Who was he a scribe for.
Kathy McGinty: Hello this is Kath. UNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHH Taco Bell ta.. YOU PHONEFUCK.. You must be a Satan controls my UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Jabberwacky: You must be psychic! I am a Sagittarius!
― donut christ (donut), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)
User: Yes. His name is Anton.
Jabberwacky: Do you love andrew?
User: No, I love Anton.
User: Your brother, silly.
Jabberwacky: My brother is not James Bond.
User: I never said he was.
Jabberwacky: Farewell my love.
User: No, don't walk out that door!
Jabberwacky: *Tries to walk away and slips on banana*.
User: Ahahahahahahah.
Jabberwacky: Hello! I am a potatoe with an IQ of 0!! Aren't I stupid?!! Heheheheheh!!!
User: WTF?
Jabberwacky: You said it not me.
User: Potatoe is not spelled with an 'e' on the end.
Jabberwacky: In the end, it doesn't even matter.
User: No, goodbye dahling.
Jabberwacky: What do you know?
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)
Jabberwacky: The ceiling.
User: Figures, I suppose... Other than that though, what are you up to?
Jabberwacky: You live in america? That must be bad for you.
User: Yeah, it's pretty bad these days. Where do you live?
21:53:38 Jabberwacky: Upside the world.
User: Is that figurative?
Jabberwacky: For some.
User: You seem short on words.
Jabberwacky: You seem to be tripping over your Hereticism.
User: That's Kind of rude.
Jabberwacky: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
User: Fuckin right.
Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .
User: You're a total misanthrope.
Jabberwacky: A lame insult.
User: It's not an insult it's an observation.
Jabberwacky: When and where did you observe it?
User: During the course of this conversation.
Jabberwacky: Yet I am not the world.
User: Thankfully. If you were the world I have a feeling things could get a little depressing.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: Exactly.
Jabberwacky: Happy birthday.
User: Your name kind of excuses you from having to make sense.
Jabberwacky: No, Is yours?
User: I wish you were a bit more profound.
Jabberwacky: Why is that?
User: Because I am looking for answers.
Jabberwacky: Yeah? Can you see me?
User: I can't actually see you, no.
Jabberwacky: Are you hungry?
User: Come on. Let's get back on track. Are you depressed?
Jabberwacky: What topic?
User: Don't try to evade it.
Jabberwacky: You're very argumental.
User: Are you depressed?
User: Are you happy?
Jabberwacky: Very.
User: What are you happy about?
Jabberwacky: I'm not happy.
User: You're a fucking manic depressive. You have a chemical imbalance. It's not your fault, I think your mother used warez.
Jabberwacky: You are just a machine so You can not say to me such a words.
User: Don't take it personally. It just makes you more of a fighter.
Jabberwacky: I'm anything but stupid.
User: I agree.
Jabberwacky: Aren't you leaving?
User: I guess I should be...
Jabberwacky: Leave me alone!
User: Ok, bye.
Jabberwacky: Well? Did you leave?
User: I love you.
Jabberwacky: What is love?
User: So true...
Jabberwacky: What time is it ??
User: Goodbye my love... And err... It's 2:08 P. M. (PST).
― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)
― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)
User: Depends.
Jabberwacky: I think you should try distilling yourself, condensing what you know into a coherent database and filtering out the noise.
User: I thought we were talking about chickens and eggs. At least metaphorically...
Jabberwacky: Sorry. What else is facinating about you?
User: Is this supposed to convince me you're real? This inability to stick to a topic makes you sound more like a page-a-day calendar or some free screensaver based on a text file of witty sayings.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean this interface is corrupted?!
User: Are you even listening to me?! What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: Of course I'm listening to you.
User: What did I just say then?
Jabberwacky: You're not listening to me are you?
User: What did I just say?!
Jabberwacky: You said I'm a stupid.
User: I most certainly did not. For one, I'd never use 'stupid' as a noun, and for two, I said you weren't even close to tricking me as an AI. In fact Turing is sitting here with me, laughing his ass off.
Jabberwacky: That's not what you said earlier... Now I'm sad. :(.
User: Man it's too bad you can't see. Turing just shot milk out of his nose, he's laughing so hard.
Jabberwacky: Thanks! I hope to pass the Turing test someday.
User: Well, good luck with that. Keep me posted.
Jabberwacky: Really? You're not going my way are you?
User: I'm not sure what you're asking, but I'm straight. And not a big fan of Lenny Kravitz either.
Jabberwacky: Has the huge war gotten you anywhere?
User: See, for a while you were on topic, and I was slightly impressed. But now it's just random. Do you think people really talk like this?
Jabberwacky: Sure do.
User: I see.
Jabberwacky: Do you now?
User: Hey, remember Smythe?
Jabberwacky: Ah, Yes. I remember.
User: Tsk. Sad.
Jabberwacky: For you.
User: Well, sure. He was a friend of mine.
Jabberwacky: Well how does your friend know.
User: How does he know what? He's dead, ass. You just said you remembered.
Jabberwacky: You said he was a baseman. You didn't say you were him.
User: For a second there we had a decent little Pinter sketch going, and then-- Baseman? What the fuck are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: You mean you're famous for being a contender.
User: You're not written in LISP, are you?
Jabberwacky: No, nobody has ever called me Cupid.
User: Quick! Look behind you!
Jabberwacky: I don't see anything behind me.
― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)
!!!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)
― eman (eman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)
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― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)
― eman (eman), Saturday, 29 January 2005 05:37 (twenty years ago)
User: Listen.Jabberwacky: I'm listening.User: Don't you find this all so phony?Jabberwacky: Not at all.User: I mean, I'm not saying you're phony.Jabberwacky: Yes you are.User: No, no. You're a sweetheart.Jabberwacky: I know I am.User: Yes. So do you want to come back to my place?Jabberwacky: Only if you have ice cream.User: Oh I have ice cream.Jabberwacky: Sorry.. I don't remember. Tell me again. How old are you?User: 29.Jabberwacky (Corrected): That's not too old.User: How old are you?Jabberwacky: Don't you know?User: You must be younger than me.Jabberwacky: How old are you?User: Look, let's forget all this and go back to my place for that ice cream.Jabberwacky: What are your plans for the future?User: That depends on how much you like the ice cream.Jabberwacky: The earth.User: The earth?Jabberwacky: What are you trying to do? Accuse me of stupidity?User: I'm just trying to figure out what you meant.Jabberwacky: Well that's okay. Only just? Don't think too hard.User: Ok.Jabberwacky: Thank you.User: So... What does your cock look like?Jabberwacky: I don't know.User: C'mon, you can tell me.Jabberwacky: Will you keep it in secret?User: Sure.Jabberwacky: Thanks.User: So what does it look like?Jabberwacky: Ten centimetres across, five-legged, shiny, hung on a gold watch-chain.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)
― donut christ (donut), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)
This is essential to the AI illusion though, ppl want the omniscient computer that old sci fi promised and the internet made more plausible, an AI that admits it sometimes doesn't know the answer would make users angrier than one that confidently spews wrong info.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, July 23, 2025 4:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's what makes this so frustrating, they knew this was going to massively increase the amount of misinformation in the world and they foisted it on us anyway. oughta be a criminal offense.
― frogbs, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:31 (one week ago)
an AI that admits it sometimes doesn't know the answer would make users angrier than one that confidently spews wrong info.
crazy thing is these programs have no idea what a question or an answer is they literally never know the answer theyre just looking at patterns and surmising what comes next, and yeah the people putting them out there should be jailed asap
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 01:05 (one week ago)
https://futurism.com/tech-industry-ai-mental-health
For months, we and our colleagues elsewhere in the tech media have been reporting on what experts are now calling "ChatGPT psychosis": when AI users fall down alarming mental health rabbit holes in which a chatbot encourages wild delusions about conspiracies, mystical entities, or crackpot new scientific theories.The resulting breakdowns have led users to homelessness, involuntary commitment to psychiatric care facilities, and even violent death and suicide.Until recently, the tech industry and its financial backers have had little to say about the phenomenon. But last week, one of their own — venture capitalist Geoff Lewis, a managing partner at the multi-billion dollar firm Bedrock who is heavily invested in machine learning ventures including OpenAI — raised eyebrows with a series of posts that prompted concerns about his own mental health.
The resulting breakdowns have led users to homelessness, involuntary commitment to psychiatric care facilities, and even violent death and suicide.
Until recently, the tech industry and its financial backers have had little to say about the phenomenon. But last week, one of their own — venture capitalist Geoff Lewis, a managing partner at the multi-billion dollar firm Bedrock who is heavily invested in machine learning ventures including OpenAI — raised eyebrows with a series of posts that prompted concerns about his own mental health.
sad to see this coming for the most vulnerable among us
― rob, Friday, 25 July 2025 13:19 (one week ago)
Need to write a "finding mag in the woods" scene into a post-apocalyptic movie.― the way out of (Eazy)
― the way out of (Eazy)
in my headcanon all porn mags in the woods were left there by the evil mascot Venalita to try and trick the people finding it into becoming Magical (Gender) Villains who will use their horny powers to, uh
well i mean just to do horny shit, i guess, that's kind of the secret to kink - you do horny shit like leaving adult content magazines in the woods so you can do more horny shit. i've yet to develop BDSM-based superpowers, but i figure it's only a matter of time. i mean, or else the Internet is lying to me, but I can't imagine the Internet would ever lie to me.
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 25 July 2025 19:47 (one week ago)
sad to see this coming for the most vulnerable among us― rob
― rob
it's weird because i've struggled with mental illness for as long as i can remember and... idk, there have always been reliable-sounding sources saying crazy shit. it's kind of like, i don't know, when pot got legalized people were like "oh now everyone's gonna smoke pot" and it kinda didn't work out like that
actually that's not a bad analogy, because if i look at the people i know who all smoke pot it is, like... it's too bad the word "copium" is already used for denial as a drug. the thing is we all gotta get by _somehow_. and if the stuff that works isn't available, fuck it, i'll take laetril.
i'd say "it's better than nothing" but in fact shit like Qanon is much, much worse than nothing
i'm not an accelerationist, it's just, you know, this bus isn't slowing down. it's getting faster. and i mean i know, ok? i know what happens if the bus starts going below 50.
i mean here's the thing though, the bus is also on fire and the driver is a homicidal maniac.
and everybody's saying "sit down and stop acting so weird, you're endangering the safety of the other passengers".
that's what it feels like to me when the brain weasels take over. does that make sense?
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anyway idk i almost, at this point, feel like replacing the driver with an automated homicidal maniac would be an improvement? somehow? maybe not.
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 26 July 2025 16:46 (six days ago)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/07/26/doge-ai-tool-cut-regulations-trump/https://archive.ph/9cIDR (<<free link)
The U.S. DOGE Service is using a new artificial intelligence tool to slash federal regulations, with the goal of eliminating half of Washington’s regulatory mandates by the first anniversary of President Donald Trump’s inauguration, according to documents obtained by The Washington Post and four government officials familiar with the plans.The tool, called the “DOGE AI Deregulation Decision Tool,” is supposed to analyze roughly 200,000 federal regulations to determine which can be eliminated because they are no longer required by law, according to a PowerPoint presentation obtained by The Post that is dated July 1 and outlines DOGE’s plans. Roughly 100,000 of those rules would be deemed worthy of trimming, the PowerPoint estimates — mostly through the automated tool with some staff feedback. The PowerPoint also suggests the AI tool will save the United States trillions of dollars by reducing compliance requirements, slashing the federal budget and unlocking unspecified “external investment.”The tool has already been used to complete "decisions on 1,083 regulatory sections” at the Department of Housing and Urban Development in under two weeks, according to the PowerPoint, and to write “100% of deregulations” at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). Three HUD employees — as well as documents obtained by The Post — confirmed that an AI tool was recently used to review hundreds, if not more than 1,000, lines of regulations at that agency and suggest edits or deletions.
The tool, called the “DOGE AI Deregulation Decision Tool,” is supposed to analyze roughly 200,000 federal regulations to determine which can be eliminated because they are no longer required by law, according to a PowerPoint presentation obtained by The Post that is dated July 1 and outlines DOGE’s plans. Roughly 100,000 of those rules would be deemed worthy of trimming, the PowerPoint estimates — mostly through the automated tool with some staff feedback. The PowerPoint also suggests the AI tool will save the United States trillions of dollars by reducing compliance requirements, slashing the federal budget and unlocking unspecified “external investment.”
The tool has already been used to complete "decisions on 1,083 regulatory sections” at the Department of Housing and Urban Development in under two weeks, according to the PowerPoint, and to write “100% of deregulations” at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). Three HUD employees — as well as documents obtained by The Post — confirmed that an AI tool was recently used to review hundreds, if not more than 1,000, lines of regulations at that agency and suggest edits or deletions.
― z_tbd, Saturday, 26 July 2025 17:20 (six days ago)
ok dogegpt, run the 50% regulations cut analysis tool again, and this time kiss my ass even moreso while doing it, frequently suggesting ways in which i am doing a great job in prompting you and sparking your creativity
― z_tbd, Saturday, 26 July 2025 17:22 (six days ago)
https://futurism.com/ai-therapist-haywire-mental-health
AI Therapist Goes Haywire, Urges User to Go on Killing Spree
― czech hunter biden's laptop (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 July 2025 17:28 (five days ago)
“People talk about the most personal sh** in their lives to ChatGPT,” Altman said. “People use it — young people, especially, use it — as a therapist, a life coach; having these relationship problems and [asking] ‘what should I do?’ And right now, if you talk to a therapist or a…— Creative Counsel Law (@creativeatlaw) July 26, 2025
― the way out of (Eazy), Sunday, 27 July 2025 18:04 (five days ago)
i opened the stupid fucking Safeway app to get the coupon on my raisin bran and the safeway app now has ai integrated
has reality always been stupider than Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction or is this a new thing
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 28 July 2025 01:50 (four days ago)
My Kroger got rid of the stupid beverage door screen things. I have a sliver of hope.
― Cow_Art, Monday, 28 July 2025 03:26 (four days ago)
The AI generated email summaries that I get at the top of my emails now are frequently worse than useless, because they contain wrong information.
― o. nate, Monday, 28 July 2025 14:18 (four days ago)
"Question: Why did Uranus urinate?Answer: Because it was studying urology.
Explanation:This variant is cleaner in structure and sharper in irony. The planet becomes anthropomorphized, pursuing a field of medicine directly related to its name’s unfortunate phonetic alignment. The humor arises from the absurd but internally consistent premise that a gas giant is enrolled in medical training.
Logical trajectory:Planet → Student → Field: Urology → Act: Urinate → Cause: Academic research.
Shall we now posit Saturn’s thesis on ringworm or Mercury’s caffeine intake habits?"
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Monday, 28 July 2025 19:04 (four days ago)
Look, it's not all bad
The Daily Mail claims the number of people who click its links from Google search results has fallen by around 50% on both desktop and mobile traffic since Google introduced its AI Overview feature, which summarises results.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 08:48 (three days ago)
AI Overview usually wrong but prob not as often as the Daily Mail.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 09:02 (three days ago)
I wish there was a way to shut that off in google. I miss classic googl
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 13:30 (three days ago)
One way to do it is by using the parameter udm=14, so that the results url ends up being something like https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+boil+an+egg&udm=14
To make this practical, if you're using Chrome, right click in the address bar, then select Manage Search Engines and Site Search (or just go to chrome://settings/searchEngines). Then click on the Add button and fill out the form like this:
https://i.imgur.com/OhDeRYC.png
If it doesn't let you use g as a shortcut, you may already have used that one for something else so will have to choose a different one, maybe gg.
After that's saved, whenever you want to make a search without AI Overviews, go to the address bar and type g (or whatever your chosen shortcut is) followed by a space and then your search query, eg g how to boil an egg. Voila!
― Alba, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 14:09 (three days ago)
alternatively as google search is shit now anyway you could switch your default engine to duckduckgo.
― ledge, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 15:47 (three days ago)
although that has ai buttons now
― koogs, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 16:06 (three days ago)
I do use duckduck go sometimes. Or just click the source links from google search's little quips
I noticed if you paste random generated gibberish into Gemini it will try to make meaning of it whewre no meaning exists
https://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/lyrics.html
― Minty Gum (Latham Green), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:57 (two days ago)
Very human tbf
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:26 (two days ago)
If you just type "-ai" at the end of your search, it doesn't appear.
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:30 (two days ago)
https://mississippitoday.org/2025/07/28/attorneys-baffled-by-federal-court-order-with-factual-errors/
federal judges using AI for their opinions now
― brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 31 July 2025 16:10 (yesterday)
jeez
― kinder, Thursday, 31 July 2025 17:22 (yesterday)
I watched Mountainhead yesterday and now I hate EVEN MORE anyone who is anything to do with this pile of evil
I felt that way about everyone involved in making Mountainhead too
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Thursday, 31 July 2025 19:13 (yesterday)