― roc u like a ยง (ex machina), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link
Torrent of all episodes of Seinfeld ever was at 19.8% when I left for work this morning.
― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link
right up to this point, it's the classic sitcom setup, right out of "the honeymooners," and as old as shakespeare.
but now comes the twist: the boss proposes an utterly condescending, mean-spirited toast to "our shrimpy little friend here" whose "antics we've always enjoyed," and so on. george's face freezes in a moment of self-loathing and perverse glee, and he blurts out: "DRINK UP!"
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link
X-post
And surely Larry is a combination of Jerry and George?
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 13 October 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link
Once you turn on Roz Chast, you can never go back. What used to be a little funny or insightful is suddenly insipid and played-out. My guess is that this occurs within the first year of a subscription to the New Yorker. -- patita (muzee...), October 12th, 2006 10:04 AM. (later)
It pretty much describes how I feel about Seinfeld in 2006 (minus the New Yorker part). I loved this show madly, but in my view it isn't funny 85-90% of the times that it was in the 90's. Maybe it just hasn't aged well in my view.
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 13 October 2006 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
"year"
― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link
I just fucking love George to bits. Jason Alexander has done a wonderful job of making such a spiteful hated little man into someone you can't take your eyes off watching.
Here's my list of favourite George moments:
Leaving his car parked in the Yankee stadium, to give the illusion to his superiors that he's working all hours.
His 'vertical leap' boast
his 'reverse parking' boast
his 'great parking space' boast, in the hospital visiting the new born babies parents "are you sure the baby wouldn't like to see the parking spot?"
pretending to be handicapped
Slipping the mickey into his bosses drink
cheating on his iq test by slipping his paper out the window to elaine
cheating on his latvian orthodox test, writing notes on his arm
again by writing crib notes on his arm, learning the 'move'
his answering machine, the whole episode George is avoiding his girlfriend because he thinks she wants to split up with him, he wants to take her to a works ball. his theory, if she can't find him, she can't break up with him.
eating the half eaten chocolate eclair out the bin.
taking his shirt off when he goes to the bathroom
When George and Susan are shopping for wedding invitations, the shop assistant brings out a huge catalogue and states "the more expensive ones are at the front". George grabs the catalogue and immediately flings it open from the back.
That whole Susan dieing episode, at the end. crazy
leaving a tape recording the Foundation meeting, due to paranoia that they're accusing him of killing Susan
The worlds collide episode, George losing it about Elaine wanting to be friends with Susan. Elaine rings up and George is reluctant to hand the phone over to Susan.
George persistantly trying to prevent the couple from stealing his idea about calling a child 'Seven', even to the point of badgering the mother when she's in labour. "I'm a friend of the mother, I'm having sex with her cousin"
Buying Elaine the damaged jumper, with the red dot on, because it was cheap
Walking out on a high note. George realises that once he's made a huge funny in his office meetings he just ends up saying something dumb soon after. So he develops a habit of just getting up and leaving after delivering a good joke. Particular funny when he performs this routine in Jerry's apartment.
pretending to look angry to create the illusion he's busy at work
reluctantly giving his debit card code out to save a mans life.
Georges 'man love' for Jerry.
Georges 'man crush' for Elaines 'cool' rush-junkie boyfriend.
wanting to appear to be the funniest member of the group for his new girlfriend, making jerry act depressed.
when he taunts the shackled prisoner guy in the magazine shop, "maybe I'll read it in the park tomorrow, it's supposed to be a beautiful day!"
His 'fire escape' involving knocking down old ladies and children to get out first. and then his amazing reasoning to everyone afterwards. Jerry's reaction in the coffee shop later "perhaps she'll see things differently once she's released from the burns unit".
The whole marriage thing, regretting it immediately and spending episode after episode trying to postpone it. "When are you getting married?", Susan: "June", George: "Late June"
When Jerry asks him to pretend he doesn't know him in The Race episode, they chat like they've just met after five years and George goes into lie overload. Ends up almost walking away without getting to the point of why they're lieing in the first place.
In the car dealer shop, George refuses to trust any of the salesmen and OMG it's just so fucking funny.
Jerry: "It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple."George: "This is what I do"
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:12 (eighteen years ago) link
Other George highlights:
"The sea was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" from The Marine Biologist.
"A simple joke, from a simple man," he tells Jerry in The Abstinence, in which he's turning into a genius because he's 'not getting any', and ponders the idea that maybe he should just never have sex again, 'maybe I can serve the world better this way'.
But the most brilliant, mindblowing George episode for me is The Opposite, when he finds his 'religion' in ignoring everything his instinct ever told him, and to do the opposite. "Hi... my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Oh and Dr. Carl Sagan completely OTM, it keeps me going as well, I cannot get enough.
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: "All right, you're on a desert island. You can bring five books. Which five do you take?"George: "I gotta read five books?"Jerry: "All right, one. Come on!"George: "Oh, I got it. Three Musketeers."Jerry: "You've read that?"George: "No, I'm saving it for the island."Jerry: "Let's start this whole thing over. Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?"George: "For the desert island?"Jerry: "OK."George: "Richard."Jerry: "You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."George: "Exactly. Save me from having to read the book."
― peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― shorty (shorty), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― How do you say 'creepy' in French? (kenan), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHcNkLo8Ok
― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link
this kid's videos are an absolute goldmine of lols.
― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pkfPDPKfpg&feature=related
I didn't lol till the end credits.
― Alba, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4rd7I0Q75o
― Lolpez, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know what it has to do with Seinfeld but it sure is funky.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Seinfeld hate is insane. What else do you hate? Christmas? Batman? Love?
― Niles Caulder, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/823440.html
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
there was a festivus set-up in DC when i was there this weekend.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link
By all that is holy, Seinfeld should be entirely unwatchable. The acting is rather awful and overdrawn. The writing is peculiar, but hardly great. I still wonder why it is moderately amusing. I suspect it may have something to do with the strange medium of television, or else the cuteness of Elaine.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Seinfeld succeeds because everyone secretly identifies with George.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"everyone"
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont identify with him as much as want to be him
― choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
everything else about seinfeld>>>>>>>cuteness of elaine
and I will admit, elaine is damn cute
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
this might be another case of british vs. american tastes in humor.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
the top rated british sitcoms of all time feature men in frilly shirts with stupid accents going all king george this, and fish and chips that. of curse they wouldn't get seinfeld
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Two nations divided by uncommon sitcoms?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
the british seinfeld:
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
this was supposed to be the summer of george
― omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Post-Arrested Development/It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia this show doesn't really grab me by the booboo like it once did.
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link
One feels compelled to note the outstanding solo careers of all the principal actors after leaving this show. Bee Movie, anyone?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
in britain its the summer of king george
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I, II, or III?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
whatever one we took ourselves from you guys from
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
From us Oregonians?? Or were you thinking something else?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link