Other George highlights:
"The sea was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" from The Marine Biologist.
"A simple joke, from a simple man," he tells Jerry in The Abstinence, in which he's turning into a genius because he's 'not getting any', and ponders the idea that maybe he should just never have sex again, 'maybe I can serve the world better this way'.
But the most brilliant, mindblowing George episode for me is The Opposite, when he finds his 'religion' in ignoring everything his instinct ever told him, and to do the opposite. "Hi... my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Oh and Dr. Carl Sagan completely OTM, it keeps me going as well, I cannot get enough.
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago)
Jerry: "All right, you're on a desert island. You can bring five books. Which five do you take?"George: "I gotta read five books?"Jerry: "All right, one. Come on!"George: "Oh, I got it. Three Musketeers."Jerry: "You've read that?"George: "No, I'm saving it for the island."Jerry: "Let's start this whole thing over. Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?"George: "For the desert island?"Jerry: "OK."George: "Richard."Jerry: "You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."George: "Exactly. Save me from having to read the book."
― peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)
― shorty (shorty), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
― nickn (nickn), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
― How do you say 'creepy' in French? (kenan), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
― researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
― Abbott, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHcNkLo8Ok
― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)
this kid's videos are an absolute goldmine of lols.
― ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pkfPDPKfpg&feature=related
I didn't lol till the end credits.
― Alba, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4rd7I0Q75o
― Lolpez, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know what it has to do with Seinfeld but it sure is funky.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)
Seinfeld hate is insane. What else do you hate? Christmas? Batman? Love?
― Niles Caulder, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/823440.html
― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
there was a festivus set-up in DC when i was there this weekend.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
By all that is holy, Seinfeld should be entirely unwatchable. The acting is rather awful and overdrawn. The writing is peculiar, but hardly great. I still wonder why it is moderately amusing. I suspect it may have something to do with the strange medium of television, or else the cuteness of Elaine.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago)
Seinfeld succeeds because everyone secretly identifies with George.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
"everyone"
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
i dont identify with him as much as want to be him
― choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
everything else about seinfeld>>>>>>>cuteness of elaine
and I will admit, elaine is damn cute
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
this might be another case of british vs. american tastes in humor.
― ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago)
the top rated british sitcoms of all time feature men in frilly shirts with stupid accents going all king george this, and fish and chips that. of curse they wouldn't get seinfeld
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
Two nations divided by uncommon sitcoms?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
the british seinfeld:
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
this was supposed to be the summer of george
― omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
Post-Arrested Development/It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia this show doesn't really grab me by the booboo like it once did.
― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
One feels compelled to note the outstanding solo careers of all the principal actors after leaving this show. Bee Movie, anyone?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
in britain its the summer of king george
― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
I, II, or III?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago)
whatever one we took ourselves from you guys from
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
From us Oregonians?? Or were you thinking something else?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago)
Oh, I thought you were British. Who cares about you then
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago)
My mother, sweet old lady that she is.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago)
Jesus, or so I heard.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
Everyone I owe money to.
The makers of laxatives.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
hayy burt i was thinking slash hoping maybe you could talk about how claxxxic nyc shows like seinfeld have influenced today's metro area hipter youth and what girls who wear mid-90s blazers to shows are like. other topics for your consideration: how much realer seinfeld is than friends, anti-semitism in america
i think this show is classic btw
― delicate mouse tune, crash of cat chords (Lamp), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago)
so many people so wrong on this thread
― J.D., Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago)
Almost every britisher I know who has seen this show loves it. The problem is a lot of them haven't seen it. It was shunted around the schedules, usually late on BBC2. If it had a C4 8pm friday slot (or something) we wouldn't even be having this debate.
― Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago)
there's an awful lot of shouting in the earlier seasons isn't there.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
shouting and silence
― there was zarana (tremendoid), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
seinfeld at its peak: classic
last two seasons: terrible
― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)