Seinfeld: Classic or Dud

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Yeah, that last one is pure George gold, how they plan to do "the switch", right? That whole planning scene is brilliant.

Other George highlights:

"The sea was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" from The Marine Biologist.

"A simple joke, from a simple man," he tells Jerry in The Abstinence, in which he's turning into a genius because he's 'not getting any', and ponders the idea that maybe he should just never have sex again, 'maybe I can serve the world better this way'.

But the most brilliant, mindblowing George episode for me is The Opposite, when he finds his 'religion' in ignoring everything his instinct ever told him, and to do the opposite. "Hi... my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

Oh and Dr. Carl Sagan completely OTM, it keeps me going as well, I cannot get enough.

Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 13 October 2006 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

it's little exchanges like these that make George so great for me:

Jerry: "All right, you're on a desert island. You can bring five books. Which five do you take?"
George: "I gotta read five books?"
Jerry: "All right, one. Come on!"
George: "Oh, I got it. Three Musketeers."
Jerry: "You've read that?"
George: "No, I'm saving it for the island."
Jerry: "Let's start this whole thing over. Best Chamberlain: Wilt, Richard, or Neville?"
George: "For the desert island?"
Jerry: "OK."
George: "Richard."
Jerry: "You know, he was in The Three Musketeers."
George: "Exactly. Save me from having to read the book."

peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

whoa I don't remember that at all, was it in the beginning credit sequence?(i started missing a lot of those in the later years)

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

i downloaded a lot of torrents and i think season 8 misses off most of the beginnings :(

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

Another classic George moment is when he's hauling in the marble rye - the way he grabs the rod over his head as if he's pulling a marlin over the bow of a boat. Cracks me up every time.

shorty (shorty), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)


And the whole "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp" back and forth with the insults, ending with him making a U-turn on the freeway and driving back to get in one more dig.

nickn (nickn), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Jerk store!

How do you say 'creepy' in French? (kenan), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

HIS WIFE IS IN A COMA!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCmb6JeF0Yo

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks, I kept trying to remember what the insult was that prompted the "jerk store" retort but was too lazy to look it up.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

In spite of seing Seinfed as a dud currently, I always thought it was great how the finale was a big Kafka/Stranger reference.

researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...
I don't think I had previously seen the one where the jazz saxophonist busts his chops by going down on Elaine for too long, then can't play for his record label showcase. That's pretty amazing.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 22 January 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/17/film.cannes.beemovie.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I wish the movie was him wearing that suit and not CG.

Abbott, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuHcNkLo8Ok

ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

this kid's videos are an absolute goldmine of lols.

ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pkfPDPKfpg&feature=related

ian, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't lol till the end credits.

Alba, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 08:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4rd7I0Q75o

Lolpez, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know what it has to do with Seinfeld but it sure is funky.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

Seinfeld hate is insane. What else do you hate? Christmas? Batman? Love?

Niles Caulder, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/miami-dade/story/823440.html

total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 December 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

there was a festivus set-up in DC when i was there this weekend.

ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

By all that is holy, Seinfeld should be entirely unwatchable. The acting is rather awful and overdrawn. The writing is peculiar, but hardly great. I still wonder why it is moderately amusing. I suspect it may have something to do with the strange medium of television, or else the cuteness of Elaine.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

Seinfeld succeeds because everyone secretly identifies with George.

ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

"everyone"

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

i dont identify with him as much as want to be him

choom gangsta (deej), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago)

everything else about seinfeld>>>>>>>cuteness of elaine

and I will admit, elaine is damn cute

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

this might be another case of british vs. american tastes in humor.

ian, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

the top rated british sitcoms of all time feature men in frilly shirts with stupid accents going all king george this, and fish and chips that. of curse they wouldn't get seinfeld

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

Two nations divided by uncommon sitcoms?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

the british seinfeld:

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

this was supposed to be the summer of george

omg grapeHOOS superman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

Post-Arrested Development/It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia this show doesn't really grab me by the booboo like it once did.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

One feels compelled to note the outstanding solo careers of all the principal actors after leaving this show. Bee Movie, anyone?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

in britain its the summer of king george

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

I, II, or III?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

whatever one we took ourselves from you guys from

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

From us Oregonians?? Or were you thinking something else?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, I thought you were British. Who cares about you then

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

My mother, sweet old lady that she is.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

Jesus, or so I heard.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

Everyone I owe money to.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

The makers of laxatives.

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:26 (sixteen years ago)

hayy burt i was thinking slash hoping maybe you could talk about how claxxxic nyc shows like seinfeld have influenced today's metro area hipter youth and what girls who wear mid-90s blazers to shows are like. other topics for your consideration: how much realer seinfeld is than friends, anti-semitism in america

i think this show is classic btw

delicate mouse tune, crash of cat chords (Lamp), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

so many people so wrong on this thread

J.D., Wednesday, 24 December 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago)

Almost every britisher I know who has seen this show loves it. The problem is a lot of them haven't seen it. It was shunted around the schedules, usually late on BBC2. If it had a C4 8pm friday slot (or something) we wouldn't even be having this debate.

Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:11 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

there's an awful lot of shouting in the earlier seasons isn't there.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 1 February 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

shouting and silence

there was zarana (tremendoid), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

seinfeld at its peak: classic

last two seasons: terrible

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)


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