This is Portland, we do what we like. This is Portland, we do what we like.

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Come on, snow! Come onnnnnnnnn, snow!

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Sunday, 14 December 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I am looking out my window at a hazel bush with 2" of snow piled on every twig. It's our first real snowfall in about 22 months. I'd post a pic, but I'm too lazy.

Aimless, Sunday, 14 December 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

(this can't be posted enough)

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 14 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, at least it isn't mid-Tennessee drivers on ice

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 14 December 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I am so glad I anticipated this and bought a shit-ton of groceries yesterday! Sure the weatherman has been saying it would snow all week, but it takes a native to really predict the weather within 24 hours around these parts. Time to build a fire!

Nate Carson, Sunday, 14 December 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

tell me intersting facts about portland for my giant final projects!

very quotatious (tehresa), Sunday, 14 December 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Has one of every type of bridge known to man

Jaq, Sunday, 14 December 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^(possibly not 100% true)

Jaq, Sunday, 14 December 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Nobody has a job. Everyone is stoned all the time (+ superior coffee & microbrew selections). There are strip clubs on every corner. You aren't legally allowed to pump your own gas. There is no sales tax. We are the home of the biggest bookstore in the world.

What else do you want to know?

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Pinball is a valid local industry

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 15 December 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

You aren't legally allowed to pump your own gas.

This always gets me in trouble.

Portland has Voodoo Donuts.

Jaq, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

y'all ever been to portland opera?

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't been. Let me know when there's a really great (heavy) one.

I almost made it out to see the Symphony do Beethoven's 9th a few months back, but all my buddies chickened out when they found out that it's not a $5 show.

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Just got back from trudging to the Alberta Market. I have enough supplies of diet coke, beer, and chicken wings to hold me over.

That's ice on the streets, and it's not going away tonight.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

they are doing britten's the turn of the screw in feb - totally awesome/heavy/crepey.

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok, that got my attention! I love Britten and James. Thanks for the tip!

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

starring anthony dean griffey, an awesome britten singer (did grimes at the met last year!)

very quotatious (tehresa), Monday, 15 December 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

And tickets are only $40-$160! Ouch.

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I just thought I could drive the 10 blocks to freddy's to load up on groceries. Brakes went out twice and the car slid into some pretty heavy intersections but hey, I got my damn milk and beer and frozen pizzas.

Clay, Monday, 15 December 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Yikes. My housemate just split to pick up his girlfriend from work. I told him to leave her behind but he wouldn't listen.

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Dropped my roommate off at the ER tonight after his body started shutting down due to the four day bender he's been on. Roads were icey, but you cruise around at 10-20mph and you're fine.

I hope I get tomorrow offa work.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 15 December 2008 07:43 (fifteen years ago) link

dont hafta go in til later!

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Monday, 15 December 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Son of a bitch my new employee orientation got cancelled today cuz of the weather, another week without a paycheck.

Seriously PDX you know I love you but way to be a whiny little bitch just cuz of a few inches of snow.

en i see kay, Monday, 15 December 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

They probably could have started it late, but chose not to hassle with it. Sorry about the paycheck drought.

Srsly though, it's unfair to compare Portland's snow situation with places where snow is common all winter. The city doesn't have many snowplows or sand trucks, because it would be a waste of money to invest much there. It is illegal to use salt on the roads in Oregon. The drivers are largely dolts in snow, because they have no experience in it, plus few of them own chains or snow tires, and they think their SUV is a magic snow machine.

Lastly, and most importantly, the snow here falls wet, packs down quickly, refreezes at night, and is more like glare ice than anything a Midwesterner would call snow. It is a bitch to drive on, especially where there is any kind of a hill - and there are lots of hills.

You put all this together and 3 inches of snow is a lot worse than it sounds.

Aimless, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Some places are warmer than Portland.
Some places are colder than Portland.

What's up with that?

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 15 December 2008 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I hear there's been a lot of that going around.

Aimless, Monday, 15 December 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I know I know you're totally right I'm just pissy because of money and such

For the record, though, I will be maintaining my "these guys are such wimps running and hiding after a couple flurries" posture in any bus stop intra-midwesterner small talk.

en i see kay, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf? It's healthy to maintain a "these guys are such wimps running and hiding after a couple furries" posture!

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

oh flurries

Gino-Vanellyville (Mackro Mackro), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry i bit your steez portland thread, didn't know i was at the time: THIS IS HSTNGS WE DO WHAT WE LIKE (SOMETIMES KILL WAHT WE EAT TOO) - HSTNGS COMPAINION THRD PART: !!

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

think of it as an homage

VISION QUEST TO KNOCK YOU UP (John Justen), Monday, 15 December 2008 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to work tonight. It's Heavy Metal Ladies Night @ Tube (18 NW 3rd). Come out and have a drink my fellow sissies!

Actually I have plenty of practice driving in snow and ice and plan to just take it real slow...

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Most main roads have been plowed and sanded by now. Have fun. Drink slow.

Aimless, Monday, 15 December 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going to work tonight. It's Heavy Metal Ladies Night @ Tube (18 NW 3rd).

Hey, my brother-in-law is DJing there on Friday.

a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Monday, 15 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Cool. What's his Dj handle?

Nate Carson, Monday, 15 December 2008 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

He's Doctor / Professor / Adam or some combination of any or all of those three.

a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

A Damn Assessor Proctor?

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I see him listed on the Tube myspace as DJ Prof Adam

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Y'know, if we're going to have weather like this we might as well have a football team.

Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

4" on my front walk so far.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

It looks like a good six or so out here, with no indication it'll stop anytime soon. Just praying that nobody loses their power.

Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope the max lines are still running. I'm supposed to go do booze & board games at a friend's tonight, so i just needs to go from the 72 to the yellow line. Hmm.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

While catching about 10 minute of the local news hysteria I vaguely noticed a crawl at the bottom of the screen about MAX dififculties. You might want to check out the Tri-Met website.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

If there is freezing rain, as predicted, somebody's going to lose power. I hope it isn't me. I am south of town, so I am further from the Columbia R gorge, which is the main perp in freezing rain events, so I have good hopes for keeping my power tonight. Good luck.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Usually the max stays up unless there's enough ice to freeze over the lines, iirc.

xpost, guess i'm wrong on that one.

Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm close enough to downtown that I figure if I do lose power (which I never have at this apartment) it will be restored quickly. I doubt the city likes downtown going off-grid even briefly.

Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

good news everyone! the buick can get around in this mess!

so after testing the car up & down the street a bit, i found my iphone power cable. Both main and black & decker auxiliary batteries for the iphone are now at full charge, so i'm set.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Sunday, 21 December 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

The ice has arrived. We lost power for about 5 hours this a.m. It came back about 30 minutes ago. It could go out again pretty easily. Luckily our house has a fireplace and we have wood. Because we camp a lot, we have all the stuff we need to camp out at the house, if necessary. We've done it before. We even have a kerosene heater.

I hope kingfish didn't stay out too late last night.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

crashed at friends house after latenight boardgame and Bill & Ted party, took bus home since max train never came.

Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Good day for a walk. Bad day for motorcycling. Stay warm.

Aimless, Sunday, 21 December 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link


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