"Anyone who would beat you up for wearing a shirt is not your friend!"
http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/b/bb/Marge.png
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link
when I worked at a golf course the worst tippers were the people who played golf
― british sb power (dayo), Monday, June 20, 2011 8:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
I caddied for Bob Cousy when I was a kid, I carried two bags 18 holes. He gave me a fuckin quarter.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, but on your deathbed, you'll have total consciousness. So you have that going for you.
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Btw, when kids were giving you shit as a kid, it was still racist. If people aren't your friends and it's not good-natured, any shit-giving is vile, racial topic stuff doubly so.
No I understand that, I hated those kids because they were dicks and they said racist things, but I thought they were too stupid to really know anything about the Jews besides the World War 2 shit and therefore never got righteous about it, just waited until I had a growth spurt and could actually fight, blah blah blah...wouldn't put em in the same class as Mel Gibson
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you have a weird definition of self-righteous, my friend
― mh, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
So,has anybody here ever worked in the porn industry? Wondering who in your experience has the biggest rod...cuz there's this stereotype, you see...
― aguirre, the wrath of frogbs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Srsly, everytime I go to the movies, there's at least one black guy there, eating popcorn.
http://www.sowal.com/bb/images/smilies/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn.gif
― blueski, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet that guy likes to sing and dance too.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread, this thread
i only tip good haircuts and good food
fuck tipping bar people, everyone that i know that works in a bar gets paid cash so gets dole money and housing benefit and probably djs a night or two each week and they get free drink and fags and i'm totally not jealous that i don't have the balls to live life like that
― Crackle Box, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
See, you just said "free drink" and "fags" so you're in the UK and the rules are different and you need to reference the eighty other threads on how tipping differs between countries
― mh, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
also, "dole money" and "housing benefit" because we sure don't have much of that here!
Plus, in America, undeclared cash income as sole support=no Social Security credits=getting screwed when you reach retirement age.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
And you pretty much have to have children now to get cash welfare. Blame Clinton for that.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
tip taxi driver, waiting staff and barber, can't think of anyone else.
― the waitress and the frogbs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
TIP HERE
http://api.ning.com/files/LR5emv9QZfIHTKkM*LpmeDYrAsWVcbwtgtYthqGJnWamFNaF0NdpTxZrsfTB-hy4BZM1aPktMk10UDwFmEBZyt54l4hXDKL5/usamap.gif
BUT NOT HERE
http://www.airspacegallery.org/2007/images/stories/UKMap.jpg
OR EVEN HERE
http://support.sas.com/rnd/datavisualization/mapsonline/html/maps/countries/austral.gif
THERE.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cdn.weinterrupt.com/wp-content/uploads/tipjar.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
when did stoke become the capital of the uk???
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Yesterday, around lunchtime.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
well shit
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
acceptable tipping in texas
http://www.texaslonghorn.com/pr/photos/S_5345.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU WOULDN'T TIP A COW
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
afaik stoke the uk capital of racism, volkism and sport related violence
― tipper gore (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
/is/ the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxapJFU3lik
― taking drugbs (to make music to take drugbs to) (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
threads like this just make me miss LJ to be honest, im sure hed be in here doing his best to mediate between frogbs and the rest of ilx, and in the process putting his foot in his mouth
― ☂ (max), Monday, June 20, 2011 11:50 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
me too. also when louis said stupid shit at least he meant it.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 4:51 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haha ;_; miss him
― caek, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
crying through the lols from behind your fingers
― the waitress and the frogbs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.mint.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/110302-MINT-TIPSa.png
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
you can open that in new tab to zoom obv
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
goddamn, I'm supposed to tip my hotel housekeeper?
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
If you're like me, when you're in a foreign country you just leave all the loose change you won't want to drag in to cash in and add $5 on top
― mh, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
when I went to summer camp in china in 9th grade, we left a tip for the housekeeper on our last day. right before we got on the bus, one of the hotel staff came running out and told us that we had forgotten some money on the dresser.
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
god what an annoying infographic, great idea but how hard can it be to make all the countries where tipping is 15-20% one color, 10-15% another color, no tipping another color???
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
The Tipping Rebellion
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Tipping ain't just a city in China
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
tai ping
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Love that ilx can still find enough material to keep this thread a perennial clusterfuck joy. Thanking u frogbs.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
do we tip the guy that made the map? maybe less than 10% because we don't like the colours?
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread raelly makes me think of tippage
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
it's wrong about the uk (service charges are rarely included) and germany (lol "dollars are accepted but euros are appreciated")
― caek, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
It also says that if a service charge isn't included, a tip can be excepted.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe the author has only been to tourist areas where dollars are always accepted
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sure the author was very popular on their trips to france
― caek, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
service charges are rarely included
really? feels increasingly common
― blueski, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe (not in my experience). it's definitely still the exception though.
― caek, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
so what's the tipping policy across the pond
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
10-15% in restaurants unless a service charge is included, round up in taxis, and no tips anywhere else (unless i'm forgetting something)
― caek, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
that infographic looks/sounds like it was ripped off of some 15-year-old source, hence all the stuff about "dollars are appreciated"
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe they mean aesthetically
― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
dollars haven't appreciated, they've depreciated thanks to the fed's gutless fiscal policies!!!!!
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link