tipping

apparently it involves pissing, so I am just going to assume it's something about a friend who didn't tip a hooker after accidentally pissing on him/her

maybe the hooker pissed on the friend, but it wasn't in the pre-negotiated terms, and he forgot to tip her for it?

I am not assuming anyone's gender here

actually you're pretty close, I would imagine most of the people reading this thread have sb'd me anyway so here goes nothing

day = made

i hope this thread does not end up being my legacy

lololololol

call the nyt obit people now

man i have a personal rule not to use any variation of popcorn.jpg but u are making it hard here froggy

if you actually manage to roll racism, sexism, lol fat people, lesbians are ugly, and watersports into a single anecdote, i will remove all of your sbs

i mean it's like, i have had plenty of good threads, why is this The One

(note: i will not actually do this)

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=angi1vwUkQc

" racism, sexism, lol fat people, lesbians are ugly, and watersports "

riyl: dane cook dvds.

it has to do with a friend of mine's 21st birthday. it's like 1:00 (bar close is 2:15 here) and he decides that we all have to go to a strip club. being his birthday we have to say yes so we head on out there. he is nearly blackout drunk by this point. has a few more drinks there and someone buys him a lap dance. after a couple of minutes we hear a scream and the guy bolts for the bathroom. he's yelling "I'm so sorry! I couldn't hold it!" which is funny to us until we realize what we're actually laughing at. he actually vomitted on the stripper while she was grinding on him. obviously everyone in the bar starts giving us death stares and the bouncer says "as soon as he's done in there, you guys are out of here". understandable. we frantically discussed, "how much should we tip her for this??" the conclusion was that it had to be at least $100. i don't think this situation is outlined anywhere. i think that tipping $20 is worse than tipping nothing, but how much is enough to make her feel even a little bit forgiving, or is there no amount? then I realized, if this was like Vegas or something, the tip would have to be at least a grand, wouldn't it?

how many people in birthday party were black

enjoy an sb from me 2 u

how many people in birthday party were black

give it a rest man

*makes obligatory nick cave ref so none of you nerds have to*

Man I'm getting Deja Vu from this.

right?

enjoy an sb from me 2 u

imho yesterday was more deserving of an sb for the casual reference, glad i didn't save it for today

casual "racism" that should read

well i had to work yesterday so if you wanna pretend i did it yesterday by all means

close your eyes
give me your hand, darling
do you feel my sides heaving
do you understand
aching sides and all
am I only dreaming
or is this burning
an eternal lol

imo the story would have been much better if the stripper had done the puking

A very merry suggest ban to you!

http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/layoutpics/characters/mad-hatter-disney.jpg

also if the stripper had been wearing a trucker hat

someone trying to steal the inappropriate puking in a sexual situation story crown

that story was actually much less awful than i expected

my first read thru of that winning post had me convinced it wasn't puke that he couldn't hold in

I kind of like the idea of a Highlander-esque battle over this

wouldn't lower myself to puke-jousting in a public arena tbh

story does not seem SB-worthy

i really want to know how people would answer this question though

story does not seem SB-worthy

obviously i have no idea what is or isn't, didn't San Te catch a bunch of shit for posting a gross strip club story

some of us don't have to pay for the chance to puke on people so idk what to tell you froggy

i would answer this question with "i never have to think about this situation"

i mean i am as big a fan of thought experiments as the next guy but eh this one

losing my faith in frogbs, all that build up and

it was like all the anticipation and anti-climactic mess cleaning of a lapdance than ends in puke

what were you expecting?

something with a little more pizazz

something with a little more jizz, azz

Not going to criticise, it's not like I have a better stripper vomit story to tell. Thanks for sharing.

I fell in love with vomited on a stripper

maybe it ends with you being chased down the street by an angry bouncer (played by ving rhames? make a production note for the next meeting) and you stumble into ANOTHER strip club to hide and there you meet a stripper with a heart of gold who rebuffs your advances at first but eventually learns to love you, as you learn to love little horace, the six-year-old wisecracking genius son she's forced to strip for in order to pay for private school in a better neighborhood.

i'm just spitballing here. we could also probably get the fat guy from my name is earl for the bouncer if rhames is too expensive.

i think the bouncer needs to be black, otherwise he wont really seem threatening enough, the audience wld wonder why a cool tough guy wld even bother running and not like, punching the bouncer out.

also i do think its impt that we establish a fair market price for getting vomited on while at work