Great Real Names

sorry 'knive czar' <----not his name though

Amory B. Lovins
http://img.timeinc.net/time/europe/magazine/2007/1029/lovins_1029.jpg

My gf's supervising a residential American summer school...one of the pupils (and I've seen the printed list) is called Maddy Bummfuck. Another has the surname Von Spanken.

"tuomas alho"

Onnie Quattlebaum

Bamboo Dong

Karl Nesselrode
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Nesselrode

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii has changed her name.

But that still leaves Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay, and Benson and Hedges.

And that's not Talula Does The Hula who is from Hawaii, but Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

PResumably "Number 16 Bus Shelter" was a satire based on 'place of conception' a'la Posh&Becks'

Aurora Tenono

Mattie Buckles

Dumb article, as I linked elsewhere, but:

Brown Bino, 25, a cab dispatcher, was walking through Astoria Park near his home on Monday with his 3-year-old son, a smiling boy introduced as Little Brown Bino.

Hoseen Ali

did a double take when I saw that.

Jesus Jimenez

Langdon Hammer

whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

Jesus Jihad

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/29/BA9813QEI6.DTL&tsp=1

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whoa.

i thought i'd said this already but i actually work with this guy:

Lyndon Borrow

say it a few times

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:27 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He should meet my friend, Owen Moore.

My work sent a party invite to Gottfried Grobbelaar today

we got a resume today for a dude named Br1an St0rm! Googleproofed, obviously, but what a great name.

http://ebiko.net/title/titlephoto/brianstorm.jpg

Sanford Dickert, a person quoted in this article: http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/10/obamas-secret-w.html#more

My current display name is from a criminal case I just read which also involved one Constable Ginochio (I mean he actually was a constable -- it wasn't his first name -- but still funny)

Sanford Dickert sounds like a popcorn thriller novel character.

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

Okay okay, I know a man named

TUBALCA1N SEARS!

His surname bcz his granddad lived near a Sears. !!!

My workmate's Cambodian, his name's Sopheap. Thats pretty cool.

Oh yeah, there was speculation that the parties in a case I just read might have been Cambodian --

Sanexay Sophophone and Somphone Sysoumphone

Welcome Bender. omg

investigates “homOeRotic” genes

Uncle Shavedlongcock

Hoseen Ali
Jesus Jimenez

I don't get either of these -- they seem like common names. Am I missing a pun somewhere?

First I think because its reminiscent of a certain ilxor screenname?

yeah that one was because of HOOS. the other I just liked the alliteration and the way it sounded in my head.

A YouTube video of the fight showed Brotemarkle slamming two girls on the ground and handcuffing them. One of the girls, Hickman sophomore Diamond Thrower, had not been involved in the fight but had been trying to break it up when Brotemarkle grabbed her.

i mean not only is that the best human name of all-time it would be the best super hero name of all-time

valentino achak deng
dick pound
god shammgod

World B. Free

People continue to laugh at my name. My new housemates referred to me by first and last name for the first few days I lived here (sometimes they still do), and my new bosses apparently enjoy telling people they hired someone with my name. It's not THAT exciting a name, but maybe I'm just used to it.

― Maria, 11. marraskuuta 2008 3:59 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What's your last name then?

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

And I thought Sim Sisamouth had an unusually rad name when it turns out he's just from the land of great names. (Is there a reason Cambodian names often seem to be alliterative?)

Marshall Breeding invites you to read about library automation technologiezzz. Dude came to speak here recently but I missed it, being too busy banging my head against the brick wall of elderly library technology to learn about the future. Great name, though!

A while ago I handled the papers of D3vanshu D1ksh1t.

I'll raise you with S4ndeep D1ksh1t

Jock Stirrup
I used to work with a dude called Dickon R. Love. He's a bellringer.

Jock Stirrup is not real. No way.

Not posting my last name on ILX (it will define me forever if I do!), but I was cursing it yesterday. I met with the director of a graduate program I'm applying to, and he actually remembered my name from two years ago when I applied to his field school and got turned down. CURSES!

http://footballrecruiting.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=74047

Ethelyn Wangjabs

Randy Hassler

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/21/2004193793.jpg

there's a lady on Jeopardy right now named Inta Antler

came across the name Ida Oreman today and immediate thought of http://mayfairfoodmarket.com/assets/ORE_IDA_LOGO.jpg