russell brand - C or D?

i admire his skinniness.

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http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/comment/story/0,,1794532,00.html

I love the way he drops arcane words into his speech and he's the only person I've heard who's used the crack is moreish gag and made it work.

unfortunately saying '...the SWINE' has crept into my stock of lame tv-derived catchphrases.

example of brilliance: on the caption competition, the screen came up and instead of a caption it just said "winning caption". brand said it was a conceptual ploy a la derrida (or words to funnier effect). that's quick thinking, for a crackhead.

he's on bbbm and...?

side-point: dermot and bblb have really gone off the boil.

I echo this post entirely: "I am torn between thinking he's very funny and thinking he's an irritating nob end. He's probably both. "

I basically don't like him, yet find myself laughing at him.

He needs to become the new presenter of a revived Blankety Blank on BBC prime time.

he should be ok then?

ailsa OTM.

DANDIES HAVWE TO BE WELL-DRESSED

BRAND LOOKS LIKE A TRAMP WITH A SCARF

I just don't think anybody could be afraid of someone talking with a megaphone through the sunroof of a brown Mini.

russell re-branding himself as a philosopher guru reminds me a bit of neil strauss trying to make the pivot into positive lifestyle influencer after years of being a rancid detriment to society. it's all just a grift, and they still try to trade in on their bad-boy image as giving them bonafides of a different sort, it makes them a veteran of certain wars, allows them to reflect upon their behaviors as if they're at a complete remove while enjoying still having the image of people who have had those experiences.

There’s an explicit connection too, I remember being 🤨 at seeing brand’s blurb on one of Strauss’s sex pest manuals (this being post rb’s supposed reformed character)

see also Bill Cosby

Born again

LOLOLOL it’s like a bad version of The Ruling Class.

Standard trajectory for cunts. Andrew Tate becomes a Muslim, Russell Brand becomes a Christian.

Don't forget Shaun King

quite appropriate that he was baptised in a river of sewage

The 48-year-old comedian had previously called baptism an “opportunity to leave the past behind”

So just let it go ladies, let's move on shall we

Just had a look at his comments section. Most of them seem to be from people who are also born again

They're burying the lede that Russell Brand has finally bathed.

my bibley wibley

Well now he's probably fit to marry Katy Perry

Irl lol @ bizarro

This guy looks more and more like if Jordan Peterson got stranded in the desert for a year.

just saw the thumbnails of his latest YT vids and jeez - I didn't know his Musk/Tate-type rightwing BS had become so bad

Thiel can sure pick the creepy weirdos

It's "interesting" 🧐 to see which of your Instagram friends follow this guy, or I should say still follow him at this point

So....per a friend on FB: "Guess who is now selling a "magical amulet" that protects you from WiFi signals and other "evil energies" at $239.99 per amulet."

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russell-brand-now-has-an-evil-repelling-magic-amulet-to-sell-you

Will it protect women from Russell Brand?

I see an opening for Tatty Devine to make the anti-RB amulet.

Makes me sick to know that the only way someone like this ever sees any legal repercussions for his behaviour is if one of his victims is brave enough to step forward and press charges, knowing in turn that he'll set the hounds of hell onto them and probably get off with a slap on the wrist anyway because the judicial profession is stuck in the 18th century when it comes to sexual assault.

Just had to get that off my chest. See also: pretty much every other piece of shit that's been outed as a sex offender in the last few years.

this piece of shit does nothing but hide behind false newfound piety, knowing the fastest way to griftdom is to be a shallowly charismatic religious charlatan, interviewing no one except RFK Jr and Jordan Peterson and the worst youtubers on the planet, filming himself in dim lighting and what appears to be deprivation tanks.

dud

Not only the judicial profession. People say they stand against abusive men until they have to have uncomfortable conversations. The reason your Brands and your Diddys and whoever else is allowed to thrive is not because they are too big and too powerful to fail, it's because people believed they are too big and too powerful to fail because nobody spoke out and said what needed to be said.

wasn't Milo Yiannopoulos hawking statues of blessed virgin mother on TV? very predictable outcome

Milo is claiming that he was never gay

Really? Has he dropped the conversion angle entirely or is going with simultaneously being converted and never gay in first place?

Only judging from this

the girls are fightinggggg pic.twitter.com/WntSmqEoEs

— Audrey Horne (@credenzaclear2) October 7, 2024

I think he's rolling with classic never happened but also happened by looks of it

PATIENT: YIANNOPOULOS, MILO
📅 10/15/24 🏅 3¾ YRS EX GAY
🔻 185 LBS 🔺 STREAK: 46 DAYS
0️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ incidents since Jan 2021

— 𝙎𝙊𝘿𝙊𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆 (@SODOMYCLOCK) October 15, 2024

He retweeted that, which doesnt show in the image

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/24/oxfordshire-villagers-pishill-russell-brand-pub-studios

In which a bunch of posho nimbys object to Brand buying up a disused and probably derelict pub in their village and turning it into a TV studio / Epstein Island hybrid.

“He talked about making it into a vegan restaurant, which didn’t go down too well around here,” said David Orpwood, a retired farmer. “When he goes, we’ll still be here. He’s going to bugger up the pub and we’ll be left with nothing.”

I love an argument where you despise everyone involved, makes it easy to know which side you're on.

Piss Hill?

Bugger Up the Pisshill Pub

Totally an episode of "Morse".

Talking of piss, there's another village near it called Russell's Water.

Politics is downstream from Pishill

William Stonor, the eighth Lord Camoys – whose family have occupied the nearby Stonor Park since before the Norman conquest..

lol, suck it up buttercup

William Stonor, the eighth Lord Camoys – whose family have occupied the nearby Stonor Park since before the Norman conquest..

Somehow "whose family have not left their village in over a thousand years" doesn't sound quite as impressive.

We have American Rogan, British Rogan, is there an Australian Rogan setting up his podcast/supplement factory somewhere in the Australian Outback?

Totally an episode of "Morse"

one can only hope

One where it turns out that Morse is the murderer and Lewis has to tearfully arrest him.

Very much doubt the pub is 800 years old.

The Crown Inn was a pub in the south Oxfordshire village of Pishill near Henley-on-Thames. It dates from the 17th century.

so around 400 years old. But that's 800 in pub years.

We have American Rogan, British Rogan, is there an Australian Rogan setting up his podcast/supplement factory somewhere in the Australian Outback?

Sadly we mostly just import the US and UK shitheads after their star wanes.

Mark Latham pivoted to livestreaming on the wrong platform

What's Pete Evans up to these days?