In this thread I troll you based on your musical preferences

(Yes, I am back. Welcome back, me!)

Eh? Why me?

Australians wouldnt know good music if it fisted them with a spade. You should really find a new band that people tell you to like.

Hey, if a guy is good enough to be Batman, he's good enough to have a band.

Dude this one time I was talking to Eddie Vedder and I was all "dude, why does your band suck so fucking much?", and he was all "hum nah sae mah sae," and I was all "dude, you don't make any sense. You should get a coherent voice. And a new band, because this one fucking sucks".

Dude.

What, and they're not going to make fun of you because of Pearl Jam?
You're an optimistic tyke, aren't you?

Ooh, aren't you so fucking indie? The original primitives, no less? Good lord! I'd better change my opinion from a overrated band with nothing interesting to say to an original underrated band with nothing interesting to say. Thanks for the helping hand, champ!

take the piss out of the velvet underground and spacemen 3, do you need me to show you how?

Oh hey, I don't need to take the piss out of you just because you've obviously taken two band names from the babblings of some pretentious scenester and passed them off as your own tastes to appear cooler in front of your peers.

ps U SUX

(you have no idea who the original primitives really are, do you?)

They suck!

Whether or not I've heard of them makes no difference in the context of this thread.

OMG RADIOHEAD IS BETTER!!!!

Oh please, that's just a more socially acceptable synonym for "Weezer".

go on, dis the velvets, i am going to stamp my feet until you dis the velvets!!!

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I like the way you allude to having a superior knowledge of music by making it seem OH SO HARD to pin down a single band who are deemed worthy of being your favourite, when in reality it's pretty obvious you bought the Fight Club soundtrack because Brad Pitt's so cute! and heard later that hey, that band on their is pretty kewl yo.

The Pixies suck, by the way.

I just totally trolled you.

The Vines' asses > The Strokes' asses

Laterz.

(btw, 3y3 0\/\/|\|z J00, so watch yer ass)

Savath and Savalas - the rolls and the waves (Scott Heron is composing the best music at the moment)
Abdul Ahmed Malik - Sounds of Africa
Philip Cohran - on the beach

Mr Lif - I Testament

...have just hit the bottom (Julian Casablanca's?) of my stock of musical knowledge, so I'm cutting out now before I make an even bigger fool of myself.

(what a weird place il* is, we even rate our trolls...)

doesn't one of the guys from the Offspring have a PhD in oceanography? Oh, wait, that proves your point ;-)

You = dumb.

I used the word "troll" as opposed to "flame" for a reason, cock-cheese. You see, the purpose of trolling is to illicit reactions from people, not to insult them. By blatently getting the details of the shitty little band you like to call your favourite wrong, I have put into perspective how horribly worthless your life really is. Unable to face up to the fact that everything you know is a lie, you have no other choice but to post a response to my comment. Thus, my job (as a troll) is done. Consider yourself owned. If I was so shitty at trolling, why has this thread had 80 replies in a matter of days? No doubt you are right now itching to reply and state how I had solicited no emotions from you at all and you are in fact a robot programmed to type out wanky posts semi-coherently. Go on, rage away with your verbose response, it will only serve to show I can troll the crap out of you without even trying.

Almost everything written by me in this thread has been a lie, up to and including this post.

Oh, and my floors are being sanded. After tonight I probably wont be able to check this thread until Friday.

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