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Roland Butter.a shop that sells sandwiches.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

idk that strikes me as more like a portmanteau than a pun

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i guess not getting an obvious portmanteau is even more stupid than not getting an obvious pun. :'(

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 30 October 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

This is the most mind-melting thread in ILX history for me.

She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 30 October 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's not very good for your self is steam, is it? :-/

StanM, Sunday, 30 October 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ unreleased Public Enemy EP

Neanderthal, Sunday, 30 October 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Fifty First Dates"

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Because it's like "Fifty-first States"? Never thought of that.

Mayne of Fules (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

For a long time I had no idea that "Every kiss begins with Kay" was a pun, just assumed that they were asserting that no kisses were not precipitated by jewelry from Kay.

Whereas what they are being clever about is that the word 'kiss' begins with the letter 'k'.

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

there must be loads more of these, ones so subtle none of us are getting them.

piscesx, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

what's the True Lies one that i'm clearly not seeing that's mentioned upthread?

piscesx, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It's not a pun per se, more two terms that mean the opposite. Lies aren't true.

StanM, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Roland Butter.a shop that sells sandwiches.

Yes! I walked past these every day for about 15 years before it was pointed out to me.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I always assumed that Fifty First Dates was a pun on 51st State, but then there was a thread on here which went some way to convincing me it wasn't a pun and was just coincidence.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i am going as french kiss. striped shirt, beret and KISS makeup

― jaxon, Saturday, October 29, 2011 2:40 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought this was v lol just out of silliness, but it took a few minutes before "ohhhhh I get it" came to me.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a mattress company here in NYC called "Sleepy's" and their more recent ad campaign has following tagline:

Trust Sleepy's For the Rest of Your Life!

I thought, "hmmmm.....that's an awful lot to ask of their customers...lifelong brand loyalty!" The pun of it being the rest of your life (as in relaxed slumber) was completely lost on me until just recently.

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, November 30, 2004 5:53 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

"Tonight is the first night of the rest of your life!"

Solid State Casualty (CONGO, M.D.), Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Arthur Lee has a few.
I guess most people will get the title of the 4th lp pretty easily, think it's a song that Billy Holliday et al sang.
Four Sail.

but the single between that and Forever Changes has one side called
'Your Mind & We Belong Together' which I suddenly got one day and wondered if I'd just forgotten getting it before. Cliched phrase about true love redirected by substituting a letter with the one next to it in the alphabet.

Stevolende, Monday, 2 April 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

somebody told me once that "soul coughing" (the band) was a pun but i didn't get it, and still don't

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

the movie title free willy is a pun made from free will.

dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

The War Between The Tates

Shakes-a-maxion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

it took me years to get the sleepy's ("for the rest of your life") one that alex mentioned. the REST of your life. yes. cuz sleepy's sells mattresses. that you rest on.

get wolves (get bent), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

It took me decades to figure out the joke in "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Yep, me too.

Ha, I feel better about myself now.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

But if Fifty First Dates was a pun on "fifty-first state", that doesn't make sense to me. Hawaii is one of the fifty states, right? Maybe I'm just too tired.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

it's not a pun

do not let anyone convince you it's a pun

of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/1z93bq.jpg

I didn't see the artwork until after I'd figured out the pun, which took ages

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

idg "war between the tates".

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

I bought a Velvets bootleg once on "Lurid" records and many years later realized lurid = Lou Reed.

nickn, Thursday, 24 May 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

somebody told me once that "soul coughing" (the band) was a pun but i didn't get it, and still don't

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not a pun, its a reference to barfin'

rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

it was years before i got this one:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/MsTree21.jpg/200px-MsTree21.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 May 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

good god i didn't get ms. tree until just now

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 24 May 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

One of my Facebook friends just figured out Electric Light Orchestra. Many of his other friends are unironically praising him for his genius.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

Whats to miss? Theyre a light orchestra that're electric, but lol electric light.. how the fuck could anyone miss that?

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2012 06:56 (twelve years ago) link

also "light orchestra" is a thing

ban halen (electricsound), Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:01 (twelve years ago) link

oh you pretty much said that

ban halen (electricsound), Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago) link

aw shit ms. tree!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

I STILL didn't get it until just now ("does she mistreat everyone,or what?") and then suddenly, duh.

StanM, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:03 (twelve years ago) link

Not everyone thinks of EG lightbulbs as "Electric light", though - you kind of have to know someone who remembers non electric light for that.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 24 May 2012 08:04 (twelve years ago) link

I get the impression its the "light orchestra" bit that people miss, from my googling!

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

the only google results I get for "light orchestra" are for ELO

how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, this is like, elevator music or something.

how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

idg "war between the tates".

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, May 24, 2012 12:51 AM (7 hours ago)


War Between The States aka The American Civil War

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 May 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

Get it?

Ian Hunter Is Learning the Game (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 25 May 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

Well that makes sense now, yah. Not that it was a phrase I was familiar with. Either the original, or what I see by google is apparently a movie title. Didnt know either one. Cest la.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 25 May 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Oh my god. Only recently I was very embarrassed to realise the pun in the Simpsons episode "Hell Toupee". That was bad enough... just now I overheard 2 workmates talking about old PC and console games and I heard someone mention Boulder Dash.

...and suddenly got the pun for THAT, as well, after fuck knows how many years.

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man, I played a lot of Boulder Dash and definitely didn't "get" it as a kid. Cool game though.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Leher sang "as someone once remarked to Schubert, take us to your leader", and I didn't make the connection to lieder.

B'wana Beast, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

I had a VU bootleg for many years before I realized the label, Lurid, was a pun on Lou Reed.

nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

Those last couple seem like they could make great Young Money lyrics.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

I bought a Velvets bootleg once on "Lurid" records and many years later realized lurid = Lou Reed.

― nickn, Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Which I mentioned back in May! (Knew I had posted it before somewhere on ILX, but thought it was on ILM.)

nickn, Monday, 5 November 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link


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