parent-hippies naming their children 'Marley': classic rock! or dude..

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lol i know one of these

I also know someone that named their kid Hendrix which somehow seems a lot worse.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Hendrix is a pretty awkward first name.

fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

a kid called hendrix or marley is more likely to be mocked by his teacher (/parents' friends) than other kids tbf.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 7 November 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

or a kid named Van Der Graf

Neanderthal, Monday, 7 November 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

or Genesis... oh, I think that's been done

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

Twice as many girls named Marley last year than boys named Marley or Marlon combined.

rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 7 November 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

Weird that parents are calling kids Marley and yet I don't know a single child named Bob.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

I imagine there are few if any reggae stations.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/519454.jpg

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. (stevie), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

idk it's got to be better than my sister's in-law who is naming all her kids after conservative presidents, eg she has a daughter named Reagan (I had wondered aloud if The Exorcist was the origin of that name, which really insulted her -_-)

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

pot-smoking reggae dilettante moms >>> fake Mrs. Glenn Beck moms

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

Wondering if people are starting to think that maybe Marley isn't alternative enough so they're going for U-Roy or Tubby or Scratch instead.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

Elephant Man

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.jah-lyrics.com/img/449.jpg

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

I once met a Welsh girl at a pretty fucked up party who told me her name was "Belle-Marie" which soon turned to "Bill Murray" and eventually "Bob Marley".

Glo-Vember (dog latin), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

Murray > Marley

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Too Jewish

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

classic

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 November 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

only if it's short for marlboro(ugh)

bernard snowy, Monday, 7 November 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

If they were really fans they would name the kid "Nesta"

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

I know of a girl from my town named Metallica, and I sorta know a guy who named his baby Primus.

CharlieS, Monday, 7 November 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have a friend who is a big Stones fan so he named his kids Marlon and Jade

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

I know of a girl from my town named Metallica, and I sorta know a guy who named his baby Primus.

― CharlieS, Monday, November 7, 2011 12:42 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

!!!

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

my parents' across-the-street neighbor named his kid Journey.

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

p sure Ras-Trent would name his first kid Marley to compensate for having had to cut off his dreads when he needed that office job.

moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Gonna name my kid The Who. I can't see that resulting in any confusion.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe there's a kid out there named Primus.

This is blowing my mind.

What's you name? Oh hey, I'm Primus.

._.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

My sister works at a veterinary clinic, and she often has to take care of two dogs that get boarded there a lot named Winger and Dio. Even for dog names I thought that was kind of questionable, but that seems like nothing compared to babies named Metallica and Primus.

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

some folks i know named their kid carter cash.

omar little, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Oh hey, I'm Primus.

Presumably that was his firstborn. Maybe this was a common name back in Roman times.

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

carter cash

At least those are names independent of the rock connections. It's still pretty bad though.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

OK I kind of love Winger and Dio the dogs. lol.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

Dio clearly the alpha-male, always beating up on poor old Winger

moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea this was a Bob Marley tribute! A girl who lived down the street when I was a kid is named Marley.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't a Swedish court actually prevent parents from naming their kid "Metallica" once?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

No, they ruled it was OK!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law_in_Sweden#Metallica

EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I never met Metallica, but people told me she was nice and mostly into hip hop. I think ILX's rabies might've met her. Primus's dad is a deadbeat who split for Portland or Eugene soon after the birth so he could find himself, I think.

CharlieS, Monday, 7 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link


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